Krystal Cabaret
3936 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23702

This isn't exactly a strip club....

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Bob_Sullivan
Jun 8, 2005, 3:01 AM
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This isn't exactly a strip club. It's more like a lapdance parlor. You pay your cover through the hole in a plexiglass window and get buzzed into a room with no stage, no alcohol and maybe no music. There's a few tables, some stools, two pool tables, a snack machine, jukebox and "bar" where you can purchase soda and water. The girls sit around, (I like to call it brothel style,) until you choose a partner. She feeds some of your money into the jukebox and leads you through a doorway into a large back room full of benches. You get a decent topless lapdance with no touching the titty or kitty for $10/song. Did I say topless lapdances where you can touch everything except the breasts and pussy in the Communistwealth of Virginia? Amazing but true! If you are in the Tidewater Area and want a lapdance I recommend Lappers.

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This isn't exactly a strip club....