Seedy But in a Good Way

Came down from Seattle and chose this place after TUSCL research. Place was as described. Dancer quality was a a little disappointing as I was expecting 5-7's and it was more like 4-6's. No skinny blonde girls here - but I didn't expect that either. Slow to get a drink, bartender pretty busy. Everyone seemed friendly but not very outgoing to strangers. Dancers really get in your face at the rail which isn't really my thing. Did a private dance with a rookie and was awkward and robotic as expected but thought I'd take the chance anyway. Fully nude. I would have liked more grind with clothes on. The Private area was lame in the sense it's a tiny room with a pretty small lazy boy type chair that doesn't really give the girl room to operate like wider couches do. Pretty bizarre place but from what I understand not completely untypical of Portland's neighborhood dive bars of this variety. If I lived there I could see myself going back to find a favorite dancer to make it worthwhile but this one time visit I left after about an hour a little bit grossed out.