7th Heaven Reviews

This was my first time here and I had a pretty good time. The place looks like a shit hole from the outside so I was kinda worried but it is just a nice relaxed titty bar on the inside. Some of the girls were pretty rough but there were...

Visited 7th Heaven recently while staying in Conshocken. Definitely map out your route before headed over, it is pretty low key and hard to find if you haven't been there. it is more of a neighborhood place with a lot of regulars to which the girls gravitate after making rounds....

This is your typical run of the mill, girls dancing behind the bar type strip club. I went here on a Monday night with a buddy after a round of golf. The bouncer didn't check ID, we just walked right and sat at the bar. There was 6-8 girls working....

Since I'm a Conshohocken local I come here every once in a while to enjoy some T & A. There is no cover prior to 7:00, it goes up to $6.00 on weekend nights. Beer is comparable in price to the major bars on the other side of...

I liked it, Im not a big strip club guy, I enjoy the hunt more then the meal. However this place was pretty nice. The strippers were ok, I didnt see any track lines down there arms so PLUS FOR THAT!! I love the atmosphere, I didnt feel like I...

Was not expecting much from this local neighborhood club. It is small but was much cleaner than I expected. Definitely not a dive. The girls were also better than I thought they would be. There were six working. Two of them were fairly nice looking....

I was visiting PA on business and wanted to check some of the local clubs. So I open Google map an searched for something local and the 7th came up as the closest. I read some review and they where not overly good but i figured that i would give...

I went to Conchohocken for a trade show Thursday evening and stopped in to check out 7Th H, despite the mixed reviews. I arrived about 6 and there was no cover and I had a draft Yuengling for only 2$, from a nice bartender. It is a bit of...

Interesting layout to this club. When you walk in there is a bar that wraps around the center of the room and the ladies are dancing behind the bar. After their dance they walk around the outside of the bar to try and get customers to go for...

I was at 7th heaven this afternoon (for only my second time), around 2:00. When I arrived there were 4 dancers and 4 patrons… Maybe 6 or 7 patrons when I left at 3:30.
I don’t know there names, but there was a skinny blond dancer with small breasts, a...

well, somtimes exploring a new club can be so so hot. my gf and i visited 7th heaven for the first time and it was soooo much fun. this place was small but very friendly with the bartenders and the dj just loving us. the girls were...

7th Heaven looks like a hole in the wall from the outside and it barely lives up to that reputation on the inside. The club is small, dark, and smells of stale cigarette smoke. Drinks are reasonably priced, from what I could tell. I had two beers...

I worked here as a dancer for one day and it was terrible. The stage was riddled with holes. Management was ok, except I hear now they have a new GM who is a control Nazi. The girls range from cute to GAHHHH! None of them are currently there because...

Stopped by the Conshy Ballet after a long period away. None of the dancers were from the old days. Current girls are all new, downhearted,full of despair die to tough mgt. New rules in effect too. No tipping except up top. Gstrings are off limits. Was one of three guys...

Despite living about 15 minutes from this cover I have never stopped in because the reviews have never been great. I was bored on a friday night a few weeks ago and finally decided it was worth a try. I can report that the reviews are right on...

Stopped by this local joint on a weekday night. No cover at happy hour. Drink prices for a beer was about $4. The place was not crowded, but had about 10 or 15 patrons...mostly older blue collar types. The girls were a...

Some things never change and seventh is one of them. They continue to provide mediocre quality dancers with very lame dances. Some day the management will realize what an opportunity they have to make tons of money, if only they would improve quality. Some of these girls have been here...

I've been here a few times over the years, usually with little to no expectations. My most recent visit was on a Thursday afternoon around 3:00 p.m., there were 3 dancers rotating to the stage, 1 of whom was attractive, 2 were very average. The one I liked...

This place gets a bad rap, but its ok considering its in a small town in a location off the beaten path. I was in town visiting a friend and we went there. Its definitely small, but they had an adequate amount of dancers on hand. The...

While on a short trip to the Philadelphia area, I decided to check out a couple of clubs I had heard about online. 7th Heaven was one of them, and I decided to visit during the lunch/mid-day shift. One of the major complaints I had heard was that...

Visited today for the first time. There were 8 to 10 customers, and 5 dancers (two black, three white). With the small crowd, it was not very smokey, and the bar was cleaner than some older reviews indicated. Draft beers were $4.50, but there was no cover charge. Right away,...

Visited 7th Heaven on a Friday night. The bar is clean, but the stage is very small. The dancers are average with a couple that could be 7 or 8. One dancer was the largest I have seen in a strip club. The drinks are more...

Stopped by a few nites ago and nothing has changed. The girls are still about a 5-6. The place is extremely smoky and there are very limited extras in the back room. Depending on the girl you can roam a little, but they will stop you when you get too...

I decided to visit one of my convenient stops, 7th Heaven, on a Saturday early evening. About 4 girls on shift - one black, 1 hispanic, and 2 white. None of them were 8s - most like 6s. I agree with an earlier post about the proximity...

I think this place is essentially what I expected. Small, dark with average dancers...maybe a hottie in the group. Sarcastic barmaid, but that is part of the charm. If you are going to the Conshy Ballet then you shouldn't expect Las Vegas caliber entertainment. The night...