7th Heaven
Closed
1001 State Rte 3059, Conshohocken, PA 19428, USA*

Moved to the area recently, and...

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tuscl
Dec 2, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

Moved to the area recently, and have made this my "go to" spot -- mainly because of how close it is to my home, but also for the overall experience (as compared to other clubs). The club itself is on the smallish side, but not so small that you feel cramped. The stage is in the center of the main room, surround by a bar. Stage is big enough to allow the girls to move as they please. There is a pole to one side, and a mirrored pillar on the other. (Don't make the mistake of sitting behind the pillar, or you'll miss some of the action!) The bar that surrounds the stage is large enough to seat 20-30 patrons comfortably, while allowing for some personal space. Apart from the bar area, there is a small lap dance area off to one side, as well as a "Champagne Lounge." More on those shortly. Overall, the club is very clean, aside from the bathroom (which is a little sketchy, as to be expected). And it is a smoking establishment, but doesn't feel like one unless you're right next to a chain smoking patron.

I've been there are most every day of the week, and it usually isn't very crowded. Usually 10-20 customers tops. Picks up a lot on Friday and Saturday, but still never feels packed. On most nights, there seem to be at least 10+ different girls working. I have yet to encounter any real dogs here. But once and awhile, you get a girl who is a little on the old side, or looks like she let herself go a bit. But for the most part, the girls are pretty darn attractive -- all 20s-30s, good bodies. Mostly white, but a few african-american, and one asian (total hottie!). In general, the girls are VERY nice, friendly, talkative, etc. On stage, each girl does a 2 song set -- usually revealing a little more for the second song. After their set, they make the rounds through all the patrons for tips (usually one up top, and "one for the booty"). If you sit alone long enough, eventually one (or more) of the girls will sit down next to you and strike up a conversation. But if you have a particular girl in mind, you can usually get their attention easily enough with a look (during their dance set) or with a compliment afterwards. Like I said before, with the rare exception, the girls are always a blast to talk with! Some will ask you directly if you want a dance....but most will be polite enough to wait for you to say something. (There has only been one pushy girl I've encountered here.)

As far as dances go, $20 gets you a 4-minute lap dance in the dance "area." This is one of the downsides of the club. The area is about 8 chairs lined up in two rows right next to each other. It is fine when things are quiet. But when the place gets busy, you're literally knee to knee with another guy getting a dance. And that can be a buzzkill. The dances are always topless, with no touching allowed (technically). Although, most girls will place your hands on their bodies when the management isn't looking. The dance quality has always been fairly high -- though there have been a few lame experiences. Depends on the girl. Their stage dance usually gives a pretty good indication of what to expect in the lap dance area.

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