Michelle's Beach House Reviews

Made a number of visits since my last review. All I can say is this club is going down the hill. Most of the dancers are gone, and many new ones. Turnover is so high. Some of the dancers went to Pleasures. About two years ago this club used to...

Another nice visit, lapdances still at $25. Weekends are the best for # of dancers and general atmosphere. One note about their website--it hasn't been updated for years. All the dancers featured on the website have all moved on, except Heather. They keep saying the website will be updated; I...

Several visits after my last review. The last visit was last night. About 8 to 12 dancers during my visit (7:30 to 9:00PM). Not many patrons, and not really busy while I was there. Sometimes late in in the weekend nights can get busier. The dancers are not that exciting,...

The club was pretty clean, but overall I'd say too much neon. Non-smoking club (plus for me.) Unfortunately there were some major hustlers there. $25 to buy a drink for the lady (about $5 to buy a decent beer for myself.) Had two dances. The first was from a decent...

Went on a weeknight. Day shifts are very light; only 4-5 girls and a handful of customers. Shift changes at 7pm. Night girls are more fun. This place gets busier after 10pm and on weekend nights. Lots of female customers stop by on weekends and the dancers will play with...

Went one evening after work. One hot little dancer came by and she started talking, gave a really nice lap dance. Can't remember her name though, too bad. She was by far the best looking dancer there and she gave a really good dance. I don't...

I made many visits since my last review. These visits were made on weekend evenings between 7:30 & midnight. As before, nothing really new to report. There were many new dancers, and the turnover is lot higher. Only few dancers and waitresses stay longer. There were about 10 to...

Went in on a Saturday night, the parking lot was full but we managed to find a place to park. Went in and was surprised to not see alot of dancers running around. Only saw maybe 10. They ranged from 5-8 on looks. The last time I was in this...

After making many visits since my last review, there is really nothing new to report. Only changes are in the dancers. Lots of turn-over, and only few dancers stay longer. There were about 10 to 20 dancers. Less dancers early in the evening, and more dancers later on in the...

Made a few visits since my last review. All of my visits have been on weekend evenings. Nothing really new to report. Things hardly change here. Mostly younger dancers with a few mature ones. Dancers dance only one stage. After 8PM, dancers are on all 3 stages. They do their...

I've been to this club a couple of times since last Thanksgiving, and my opinion of this place has improved. For one thing, lap dances go for $25...the other places charge $30 or more. While the bottoms stay on and the nipples are covered with pasties (which is not that...

I visited MBH for their Christmas Party last night (Friday). It was OK, not that great, food was available. By 11:00PM club was very busy with lots of people.

Nothing changed much. No seperate area for the lap dances. Still at $25/song lasts about 3 minutes. There were about 20...

Same old rules, new shiny building. Women are still stuckup and Michelle still thinks that the "dancer drinks" are a secret. Sorry, but neither the girls or the drinks are worth my money or my time....

I made many visits to MBH since my last review. My visits were made mostly in the weekend evenings. Nothing really changed much. Everything same as before. Lap dances are still at $25/song done out in the open (no seperate lap dance area), and the song lasts about three minutes....

I last visited this club on March 3, 2007 prior to moving away. The best dancer by far is Emma. She will grind into you as if you and she were having sex. She is about 24 years old, and she has natural boobs of 38D...which is...

Oh my goodness, this place never has gotten good reviews from me due to a few of the dancers disrespect towards me as a female but I decided to give it another chance because it had been several months since I had been there. This visit was shocking-the girls used...

This was about 6 months ago. Had heard this was a pretty good club. However it was very disappointing. The dancers seemed more interested in talking to themselves than dancing. The lap dance price seems steep for a short dance done out in the open or...

Why are the dancers here stuckup when it comes to other women? I use to enjoy going to the stripclubs but its not any fun anymore. I went in last week with a girlfriend of mine. After a few beers, I went up to tip one of the dancers and...

I visited this club for the first time in about 8 months and wow, it seems totally different that it used to be, and for the better! In fact, I rank it now better than Pleasures which used to be my favorite until they jacked up the prices on private...

late Saturday afternoon, went to see if it was that bad (I'm in Wichita on an extended business trip). Yep, it is. 3 dancers - one huge overweight cow, relative cutie I would rate as a seven and one strung out junkie with the worst stretch marks I've...

Since my last review, I made several visits. These visits were made on weekends between 7:00PM to 11:00PM. There is really nothing new to report. Only changes are in the line-ups with new faces. Most of the other dancers moved on, some to other clubs.

Interior is still nice. However,...

I made many many visits to MBH since my last review. Nothing changed much. Many dancers left and many new dancers. Dancers dance on one stage during the afternoon to early in the evening. Later in the evening, dancers on all the three stages. There are tip-walks after the dancers...

Went there on a Tuesday at about 7 PM. Returned after a 2 month hiatus, 4th visit since they moved.
The place usually isn't very crowded on weekdays.

The place is quite clean. Even the bathrooms are neat, which tends to be an oddity in lower quality establishments.
The men's stall does have...

Went on a Tuesday around 6pm. Crowd was very thin, and all the girls appeared to be recent hires. Dances are still 25 dollars, and they wear pasties. Contact is not as great as it is at Pleasures. I've heard that on Saturday nights this place is usually pretty busy....

Went to the new club this weekend and the girls' attitudes havent changed. They act stuck up and I cant deal with that. This visit just reminded me of why I had only been to Michelles old spot once or twice. Very disappointing. The new place does look nice with...