A beach house in Kansas? ...

A beach house in Kansas? Highly improbable, but Michelle, my belle, has attempted the impossible – a strip club with little strip. Not that you want some of these beauties at Michelle’s to strip. Some times things are better left to the imagination. Nothing against them – just not my type, at least not when I checked this place out while in America’s Heartland. Time and date was late afternoon on a Friday. Not much action. Maybe beach house action doesn’t start until after sunset when the sharks swim closer to shore. I didn’t have time to wait and find out so after watching a lone dancer on stage with 2 other disinterested patrons, and the only other girl hanging out, as it were, with the bartender, I said, “Sea you later,” to the beach house pretty sure a roll in the hay was easier to find in Kansas than a roll in the sand at Michelle’s.