Michelle's Beach House Reviews

Derby, KS. Thursday night. Safe area right off 15. Plenty of parking, if not in the lot, big empty lot next door. Walk in. Clear the mag, empty pockets. Walk further. Lady in the window, ID check and $20. Through the hallway, enter. To your right, is the bathroom. Your...

Front of the building was nice enough for a strip club; it did not look run down. $20 cover on a weekend. I went at about 11pm. Front entrance had high security with metal detector and was cramped. I don't mind higher security, it made my wife more comfortable I...

Have not been out to any clubs in Wichita since Covid started. Used to go to Michelle's before Covid, always had the best looking girls in Wichita to my eye, and I would often drop $500 on a visit. Dances were good, and could always find girls willing...

Good club, cheap cover at least on a weekday night. Two were skinny+attractive. They were blondes and looked pretty good. The rest were pretty fat and pregnant looking. However three dancers after leaving the stage came up to me when I was relaxing and asked me for a tip in...

The building itself is fabulous...but this place is never ever busy which means the girls are not very motivated when dancing. They all seemed super lazy and I understand why. None of them were getting tipped very much even though they were working their butts off. I think this would...

I was in Wichita for work for a couple of days and from past experience, knew that Wichita clubs were not very good. But Michelle's had moved down the road to Derby to get away from the Wichita restrictions. So I decided to try it out.

I spent a couple...

I had visited Michelle's year ago before they moved to a new location. I remember being very unimpressed. One of the girls had been drunk, and she crawled up into my lap and then immediately passed out. I thought about feeling her up while she was out...

I was travelling for business and the folks at my hotel suggested I tried MBH to find attractive ladies to view. The previous reviews are pretty accurate. I found the building and club to be clean and inviting. The location was easy to find via GPS. The drink prices were...

I have been in Derby 5 years and never visited MBH so tonight I gave it a shot. Now I know why I never went.
First of all: The place is clean and attractive as far as buildings go. Everyone seems polite enough. Cover is free for military and possibly other...

Clean! Female friendly! Mostly skinny, mostly young, mostly white girls. Mostly flat chested. It says its topless only but most girls show off their stuff in the lapdance area. If u r looking for a nasty dance go for China, desire. There was a girl in the bathroom who admitted...

After several weeks, I returned to MBH. Got in around 7:00PM and stayed less than an hour. Once again, for a Friday evening the club was very slow with about 2 to 4 other patrons besides myself.

There were about 5 to 6 dancers during my visit. Allmost all are younger,...

It has been about 7 months since I've visited Michelle's Beach House and I thought surely that in that length of time, there could be a positive turnaround for this club. A guy friend of mine and myself went in on a Friday evening around 10pm. We didn't have to...

I visited MBH after a month. Got in (Friday - 10/7) after 7:00PM and stayed for about an hour. For a Friday evening club was very slow, and two other patrons besides myself.

There were about 6 to 8 dancers during my visit. Mostly very young to younger dancers. May be...

I returned to MBH after a month. Got in (Friday - 9/2/11) before 8:00PM and stayed for about an hour.

There were about 6 to 8 dancers during my visit. Things hardly changed, and lots of turn-over. All except one or two newer dancers, and all are young, may be except...

I returned to MBH after a couple of months. Nothing really changed since then, not much new to report. Went there yesterday (Friday) before 8:00PM and stayed for about an hour.

There were about 6 to 10 dancers during my visit. Once again so much turn-over. All new waitresses, and all...

A beach house in Kansas? Highly improbable, but Michelle, my belle, has attempted the impossible – a strip club with little strip. Not that you want some of these beauties at Michelle’s to strip. Some times things are better left to the imagination. Nothing against them...

I was on my way through Kansas and decided it was time to take a little break before continuing on down the road to southern OK for the evening. I had been to Michelle's a few times in years past and had a good time so I thought I'd check...

Visited MBH twice since my last review. Got in around 8:00PM and left at 9:30PM.

As before, nothing changed, and many new faces among dancers and waitresses. 4 to 5 waitresses for about 8 to 12 customers! Wow!! Kind of slow for a Friday evening. About 8 to 10 dancers mostly...

What has happened to this place? Went in on a Friday evening with a friend and the place was dead. Maybe 10 patrons at the most! The girls have never really been friendly with me so this was not a surprise when they acted the same way. Ive heard around...

Went back to MBH after a few weeks. Got in at 7:30PM and stayed until 10:30PM.

Nothing really changed much, and again many new faces. As I indicated before, turnover is so high including among waitresses. There were about 6 to 12 dancers during my visit. Mostly younger dancers except couple...

I returned to MBH after more than 3 months. Got in around 7:30PM and stayed until 9:00PM.

Things hardly changed much except for the turn-over of the dancers. Allmost all new faces except 1 or 2. All new waitresses and bartender. There were about 6 to 10 dancers during my...

This is a not a bad club to visit. The cover charge is free in the afternoon. But the bad part of this club is that everyone here seems to be expecting a hand out.

When you walk in, the bouncer will expect a tip just to seat you. If...

My last trip to MBH was on Friday (Aug 20th). Got in before 8:00PM and stayed until 10:30PM.

There were about six dancers when I entered club and about 12 dancers when I left. Lots of new faces because, as usual, the turn-over is so high. Few dancers who left the...

Few more visits since my last review. The latest one was on last Friday. Got in around 8:00PM, stayed until 11:30PM.

Cover charge - none before 7:00PM, after 7:00PM - $5.
Drinks - Soda $2, Beer $3:50 to $4:00.

There were about 8 dancers when I entered and about 15 dancers later...

Since my last review I made many visits mostly on Fridays. For the past year or so, even for a Friday club has been kind of slow. However, during last few fridays club wss fairly busier and gotten more busier late into the night. There were about 10 to 18...