Michelle's Beach House

Derby, KS. Thursday night. Safe area right off 15. Plenty of parking, if not in the lot, big empty lot next door. Walk in. Clear the mag, empty pockets. Walk further. Lady…

Front of the building was nice enough for a strip club; it did not look run down. $20 cover on a weekend. I went at about 11pm. Front entrance had high security…

Have not been out to any clubs in Wichita since Covid started. Used to go to Michelle's before Covid, always had the best looking girls in Wichita to my eye, and…

Good club, cheap cover at least on a weekday night. Two were skinny+attractive. They were blondes and looked pretty good. The rest were pretty fat and pregnant looking. However three dancers after…

The building itself is fabulous...but this place is never ever busy which means the girls are not very motivated when dancing. They all seemed super lazy and I understand why. None of…

I was in Wichita for work for a couple of days and from past experience, knew that Wichita clubs were not very good. But Michelle's had moved down the road to Derby…

I had visited Michelle's year ago before they moved to a new location. I remember being very unimpressed. One of the girls had been drunk, and she crawled up into…

I was travelling for business and the folks at my hotel suggested I tried MBH to find attractive ladies to view. The previous reviews are pretty accurate. I found the building and…

I have been in Derby 5 years and never visited MBH so tonight I gave it a shot. Now I know why I never went. First of all: The place is clean and…

Clean! Female friendly! Mostly skinny, mostly young, mostly white girls. Mostly flat chested. It says its topless only but most girls show off their stuff in the lapdance area. If u r…

After several weeks, I returned to MBH. Got in around 7:00PM and stayed less than an hour. Once again, for a Friday evening the club was very slow with about 2 to…

It has been about 7 months since I've visited Michelle's Beach House and I thought surely that in that length of time, there could be a positive turnaround for this club. A…

I visited MBH after a month. Got in (Friday - 10/7) after 7:00PM and stayed for about an hour. For a Friday evening club was very slow, and two other patrons besides…

I returned to MBH after a month. Got in (Friday - 9/2/11) before 8:00PM and stayed for about an hour. There were about 6 to 8 dancers during my visit. Things hardly changed,…

I returned to MBH after a couple of months. Nothing really changed since then, not much new to report. Went there yesterday (Friday) before 8:00PM and stayed for about an hour. There were…

A beach house in Kansas? Highly improbable, but Michelle, my belle, has attempted the impossible – a strip club with little strip. Not that you want some of these beauties…

I was on my way through Kansas and decided it was time to take a little break before continuing on down the road to southern OK for the evening. I had been…

Visited MBH twice since my last review. Got in around 8:00PM and left at 9:30PM. As before, nothing changed, and many new faces among dancers and waitresses. 4 to 5 waitresses for about…

What has happened to this place? Went in on a Friday evening with a friend and the place was dead. Maybe 10 patrons at the most! The girls have never really been…

Went back to MBH after a few weeks. Got in at 7:30PM and stayed until 10:30PM. Nothing really changed much, and again many new faces. As I indicated before, turnover is so high…

I returned to MBH after more than 3 months. Got in around 7:30PM and stayed until 9:00PM. Things hardly changed much except for the turn-over of the dancers. Allmost all new faces…

This is a not a bad club to visit. The cover charge is free in the afternoon. But the bad part of this club is that everyone here seems to be expecting…

My last trip to MBH was on Friday (Aug 20th). Got in before 8:00PM and stayed until 10:30PM. There were about six dancers when I entered club and about 12 dancers when I…

Few more visits since my last review. The latest one was on last Friday. Got in around 8:00PM, stayed until 11:30PM. Cover charge - none before 7:00PM, after 7:00PM - $5. Drinks -…

Since my last review I made many visits mostly on Fridays. For the past year or so, even for a Friday club has been kind of slow. However, during last few fridays…

Made a number of visits since my last review. All I can say is this club is going down the hill. Most of the dancers are gone, and many new ones. Turnover…

Another nice visit, lapdances still at $25. Weekends are the best for # of dancers and general atmosphere. One note about their website--it hasn't been updated for years. All the dancers featured…

Several visits after my last review. The last visit was last night. About 8 to 12 dancers during my visit (7:30 to 9:00PM). Not many patrons, and not really busy while I…

The club was pretty clean, but overall I'd say too much neon. Non-smoking club (plus for me.) Unfortunately there were some major hustlers there. $25 to buy a drink for the lady…

Went on a weeknight. Day shifts are very light; only 4-5 girls and a handful of customers. Shift changes at 7pm. Night girls are more fun. This place gets busier after 10pm…

Went one evening after work. One hot little dancer came by and she started talking, gave a really nice lap dance. Can't remember her name though, too bad. She…

I made many visits since my last review. These visits were made on weekend evenings between 7:30 & midnight. As before, nothing really new to report. There were many new dancers,…

Went in on a Saturday night, the parking lot was full but we managed to find a place to park. Went in and was surprised to not see alot of dancers running…

After making many visits since my last review, there is really nothing new to report. Only changes are in the dancers. Lots of turn-over, and only few dancers stay longer. There were…

Made a few visits since my last review. All of my visits have been on weekend evenings. Nothing really new to report. Things hardly change here. Mostly younger dancers with a few…

I've been to this club a couple of times since last Thanksgiving, and my opinion of this place has improved. For one thing, lap dances go for $25...the other places charge $30…

I visited MBH for their Christmas Party last night (Friday). It was OK, not that great, food was available. By 11:00PM club was very busy with lots of people. Nothing changed much.…

Same old rules, new shiny building. Women are still stuckup and Michelle still thinks that the "dancer drinks" are a secret. Sorry, but neither the girls or the drinks are worth my…

I made many visits to MBH since my last review. My visits were made mostly in the weekend evenings. Nothing really changed much. Everything same as before. Lap dances are still at…

I last visited this club on March 3, 2007 prior to moving away. The best dancer by far is Emma. She will grind into you as if you and she…

Oh my goodness, this place never has gotten good reviews from me due to a few of the dancers disrespect towards me as a female but I decided to give it another…

This was about 6 months ago. Had heard this was a pretty good club. However it was very disappointing. The dancers seemed more interested in talking to themselves than…

Why are the dancers here stuckup when it comes to other women? I use to enjoy going to the stripclubs but its not any fun anymore. I went in last week with…

I visited this club for the first time in about 8 months and wow, it seems totally different that it used to be, and for the better! In fact, I rank it…

late Saturday afternoon, went to see if it was that bad (I'm in Wichita on an extended business trip). Yep, it is. 3 dancers - one huge overweight cow, relative…

Since my last review, I made several visits. These visits were made on weekends between 7:00PM to 11:00PM. There is really nothing new to report. Only changes are in the line-ups with…

I made many many visits to MBH since my last review. Nothing changed much. Many dancers left and many new dancers. Dancers dance on one stage during the afternoon to early in…

Went there on a Tuesday at about 7 PM. Returned after a 2 month hiatus, 4th visit since they moved. The place usually isn't very crowded on weekdays. The place is quite clean. Even…

Went on a Tuesday around 6pm. Crowd was very thin, and all the girls appeared to be recent hires. Dances are still 25 dollars, and they wear pasties. Contact is not as…

Went to the new club this weekend and the girls' attitudes havent changed. They act stuck up and I cant deal with that. This visit just reminded me of why I had…

Was there on a recent Tuesday night while driving back to Texas from South Dakota. We stopped in to catch the Spurs/Cavs finals game and to see how Kansas clubs stack…

I made sveral visits to MBH since my previous review, including two during the last weekend. My visits were made between 7:00 PM and midnight. There were about 10 to 20 dancers depending…

The conversion from the restaurant is complete, and they had their grand opening about a week ago on Friday and Saturday! Looks very nice inside with three medium sized stages. Interior wise,…

I was at Michelle's Beach House twice at their new location which is about a mile south from their previous location (still open until 7:00PM) on same side of the service…

I was in the club last night. There are some new dancers. One new dancer is Vanessa. She is very VERY good for lap dances. Another is Burgundy,…

I made several visits since my last review. Same experiences, nothing changed. About 15 to 20 dancers by 8 to 9PM when they open the lower level stage. Lap dances are still…

My visit started out with some very friendly bartenders...nice ladies that knew how to treat a customer. Why do strip bars have any men working at them? Well done Micelle's.…

I have made several visits to MBH in the past few months; the most recent was this past Friday night (8/4/2006). I agree with Funseeker and doctorcatfish about the lap dances.…

I made several visits to Michelle’s Beach House since my last reviews. Most of the visits were made 7:00PM. I also made one visit in the afternoon (Friday – 7/14) which was…

Hadn't been to MBH in awhile, and I needed a change of pace. Gotta say, their commercials on late night cable TV are a hoot. Came here with a couple hundred and…

Since my last review I made some visits to Michelle’s Beach House, and were done after 7:00PM. There were about 10 dancers around 7:00PM and more gradually arrived until 9:00PM and there were…

Made many visits to Michelle’s Beach House since my last review. Most of the visits were after 7:00PM and some included both the afternoon and the evening visits. Some things never change and…

This club was a big disappointment to me. Nice looking club, not hard to find, parking good. However the dances at $25 are way too expensive for basically an…

Made some more visits to Michelle’s Beach House since my last review, including one this Super Bowl weekend Saturday 4th 2006. Entered the club before 7:00PM and stayed until 10:30PM. There were about…

Some more visits to Michelle’s Beach House. The latest one was on the Thanksgiving weekend Saturday evening and stayed for more than about three hours. There were about 10+ dancers when I entered,…

Well, it's time for another review. I was in the club last night, and what FunSeeker has been saying is definitely true! There are some pushy waitresses, but the best…

I made a few more visits to Michelle’s Beach House since my last review, and the last one being a week ago Saturday. These visits were made in the evening. There were about…

More personnel changes at MBH! The waitresses Nikki and Teal are gone. The dancer Ginger is gone, and so is Chelsy. I would recommend spending time with Candy, because…

After my last review I did make many visits to Michelle’s Beach House. Made these visits Fridays and Saturdays. The last one was on last weekend Saturday Sept 10th 2005. About 6…

My last visit to this club was last night, September 10th. There have been several changes regarding the dancers in the past few months. Quite a few of the dancers who were…

Since my last review I made several visits to Michelle’s Beach House. These visits {some Fridays and mostly Saturdays) were mostly made after 6:00PM, and some included afternoon visits were made about…

I made several visits to Michelle’s Beach House since my last review. Almost all the time entered the club between 6:00PM and 6:30PM, and stayed until after 9:30PM to 11:00PM. Some visits…

I was in the club last night, March 19. One of the dancers, Burgundy, has quit the club. For some reason Jasmine was not there last night, but she is…

The last reviewer is absolutely correct, as there is no private area. I was in the club last night, March 15. I met the newest dancer, whose name is Jasmine.…

This could be a ten, but I lowered one because there isn't any "private" area. The set up is basic, but good and well kept. 3 stages, clean place, everything…

It seems that as the new year progresses, there are more changes at MBH. One change is that Lindsey is gone --- she was fired. There are some new waitresses…

Funseeker - thank you for your comments about my reviews, and I will do my best in "keepin' them comin'"! Since the new year began, I have been a visitor about 5 times.…

I made a visit to Michelle’s Beach House on the New Year’s Day (Saturday – Jan 1st, 2005). Got into club right after 6:00PM and stayed until 9:00PM. Made another visit on…

I agree with Funseeker's comments about the lap dances' being too expensive for the amount of time that the song is played. I also agree about his comments about the dances…

I was in the club on Thursday (12/23) and Friday (12/24). On Thursday the club was having their 8th annual Xmas party, with an all-you-can-eat buffet all day. Considering that…

I made another visit to Michelle’s Beach House on this Christmas Eve (Friday – Dec 24th, 2004). Got in around 4:30PM. Took a short break and returned to MBH, and stayed until…

Today, Saturday (Dec 11th), I made a visit to Michelle’s Beach House. Entered the club right at 5:00PM. Took a short break, then returned to MBH, and stayed until 9:00PM. There were five…

After making a few visits to Michelle’s Beach House since my last review, I made another visit on Saturday (Dec 4, 2004). Entered the club before 4:30PM (after leaving Pleasure’s). Took a…

I was in the club Friday, 11/26 for the first time in 2 weeks. Yes, Bella is still there. She's a stuck-up little you-know-what, and I don't think that she's making the…

I went to MBH last night (11/13/2004). Yes, Bella is "back in town." She's a bit on the stuck-up side, so I don't know what her problem is. I…

I visited the club last night (11/10/2004). One of my favorite dancers, Sapphire, came up to me for some conversation. I bought her a drink and we sat at one…

I have not been to the club for slightly over a week, but I know one of the dancers, and she gave me some news. Danni, one of the better dancers…

I went to MBH last Tuesday night (10/26/2004). I noticed that Michelle's has a costume party on the 30th, which is tomorrow night. I saw Danni that night, and I…

I went to MBH on Friday, 10/22/2004. I saw Danni, Brooklyn, Sadie, and Bambi. Bambi used to work on day shift --- now she only works on Friday and Saturday…

Sorry, I forgot to mention a couple of items in my last review. Jordan and Beverly have returned. Who knows how long they will stay? However, if I were you, I…

After leaving Pleasure’s at 4:00PM, arrived at Michelle’s Beach House at 4:30PM (Saturday – Oct. 16, 2004). Took a dinner break and returned to MBH and stayed until 10:00PM. There were about six…

I went to visit Danni, a personal friend, last night at MBH. I believe that the new price structure for drinks (see my earlier posts to this web site), is having an effect.…

My last visit to the club was Saturday, 10/9, as Michelle's is closed on Sunday. I found out from Bella that she has quit working the club. To me the friendlier waitresses are Echo,…

I forgot to mention that Jordan also quit the club a couple of days ago. I also forgot to say this: if you like bodacious big ta-ta's, check out Sapphire. Her…

I was last at Michelle's last night into this morning at 2:00, when they close. Michelle's is closed on Sundays. The dancers I would look for (evening shift, which begins…

My latest visit to MBH was yesterday (Saturday – Oct 9, 2004), and got in around 4:30PM. Took a dinner break and returned at 6:30PM and stayed until after 9:30PM There were only…

Michelle just raised prices on the dancers' drinks. For example, what used to be a $25.00 drink including alcohol is now a $25.00 soft drink, then you have to add $4.25…