Spanky's East Reviews

Not the best club, not the worst. Drinks were 5-10 $ depending on what it was, and some of the mixed drinks were pretty good.
Some of the girls were pretty fantastic, and others not as much.
After a couple drinks one of the girls came up wanting a dance,...

The club is set up like a bar, with bar stools surrounding an inner stage where the girls dance. The place itself is fairly small, it has a bit of a neighborhood bar feel. There's one room where the private dances take place. It's got four chairs and not much...

I'm not sure why I'd ever go back to this place. I've been here a few times and each time is worse than the last. Smoking is allowed, so you'll leave smelling like cigarettes. The club before this one (CR Fannys) always advertised that there was no cover charge, which...

The club has changed management again. The new management allows the girls to charge whatever they want per dance, but they must give the house $15 for every dance. This has caused some dancers to charge $30 or more for a dance. Which is why dancers aren't selling dances.

I...

I have been a long time customer of CR Fannys which is now Spanky's. In the past they had some great dancers - Lyrick, Mia, Mylia, Savannah,Samatra, etc. I generally always had a good time at this club. I believe that Lyrick may still be working, but...

Place is experiencing a down cycle. Good for the fellas as you can usually get the girl you want. One thing to watch out for is the LD prices. Make sure you ask beforehand. Club now wants $15 per. Some will raise price to make up...

I went in on Thursday, January 21, and the following Sunday, January 24. Both visits were made in the evening.

Both nights there was a $5 cover charge. This is not the place that should charge a cover. THEY should pay customers to walk in.

The bartenders always expect a...

I was in the area and decided to stop in Spanky's since I hadn't been there for a while. Big difference since the last time I'd been there. Mainly on the ethnicity of the dancers. Mainly thin biker blondes and brunettes, very below average looking, nothing special. Only one mature...

This club used to be a lower cost alternative to the rip-off Platinum Plus in Allentown. Now, this place is the rip-off and I would rather go to Platinum Plus. At Platinum Plus, I can pay $5.00 - $8.00 to enter. Spanky's East now charges a $5...

This place rides the rollercoaster of good and bad. Sometimes you’ll go there and have a great time, other you can be bored out of your mind.
I think the girls are so beat down by the guys that don’t tip; most don’t even try unless they think and see...

Last Friday me and some friends stopped in to Spanky's a little after midnight. As soon as we walked in, we were informed that the bouncer had to check our IDs, pat us down, and collect a $5 cover charge. We sat at the bar area which had a stage...

They have stopped do the promotions. No more 2-for-1 Tuesdays.
They charge a cover charge, $5, at night Thursday - Saturday. I think it is form 8pm.

They have brought in some new girls. Some danced at Fox Gentlemens Club at one point. Camille is there (from...

They have started doing some special promotions that are worth noting,

Two for Tuesdays - 2 for 1 lap dances until 8:00pm.

Amateur Night - They have held one for the past 2 or 3 weeks on Wednesday night.

Wet Wednesday - $50 of their shower shows.

College Night - 2 for 1 lap...

Haven't been here in bout 3 months and can't remember the last time I was here on a weekend night. Decided to come for the special event - they were bringing back some of the all time favorite dancers from the past 10 years. I was actually...

Very excellent club, the managers were there and friendly and interacting with customers and dancers to make sure everything was going well. Dancers looked super pleased to be there unlike many other clubs. Definitely will be back again. I went with my girlfriend, and they were very friendly with both...

On Saturday, January 31, just after 2:00am (or late Friday night, after closing), gun shots were heard coming from Spanky's East. Nothing went reported, until a local hospital reported a woman coming in for a non life-threatening gunshot wound to the foot. The woman admitted she had been injured in...

They have instituted a cover charge here now on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday night. It is $5.00 to enter after 8pm. I was told this by the bartender at the time, but I have not been able to confirm that.

Monday thru Friday they have lunch specials 12pm - 2pm. Items...

Coca - mixed, tall, nice body
Morgan - tall, skinny, blonde
Princess - blk, Nicki minaji
Jordan - blk, great body
Chloe - chubby blonde, fat ass
Madison - petite blonde, pretty
Vivian - perky redhead, nice body
Delicious - blonde, nice booty
Crystal - brunette, ok body, awesome LD, butter face
Bella - tall skinny redhead, tattoos
Rain -...

I don't like this place much. I was there Friday afternoon, night. There was this fat ass white blond girl there Tara. Got some dance from her and they was like 'bad'. She just gave me air dances. As in no touch dances. Palleeese!? You want to dance,oh sorry,...

I went the Saturday before Labor Day of 2014. As I write this I have just returned from that club and want to finish this review and put closure to this, and my time strip clubbing in general.

This club has become awful. I tried to give this place one last...

I've been down to this place a few times in the last few weeks. Cant say I like this place. I hate the dollar parade. The girls dance for a song or two and then make circles around the bar hitting the guys up for dollars. I dont mind giving...

This place is turning ghetto. They've hired a few more bouncers to frisk customers as they go in, but a bouncer was attacked and knifed in the parking lot and there is always a story about a shooting in the area lately so I understand the reason they are doing...

Went Friday evening 6:30-9.

Was passing through Easten and since most reviews talk about regulars thought I’d give a non-regular’s take. Spanky’s is a dive club serving mostly locals about 15 minutes away from Platinum Plus in Allentown. The bar is easy to find by GPS, and clearly labeled....

I have always been a big fan and a regular customer of this club. I've been coming here since it was C.R. Fanny's and I always get 1 or 2 lap dances at every visit. <br>
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Nikki- A vouluptuous cool blonde. A total goddess. A great...

DANCER WARNING:

DO NOT GET DANCES FROM APRIL.

I was there on Thursday, May 1, 2014. A previous review spoke of some new dancers there. I just want to tell of a dancer that DOES NOT give good dances there.

April is a 20-something blond, slim, small breasts with tattoos. The...