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review
10 years ago
As others have stated this club...
As others have stated this club is now offering $10 daytime dances which is fair since all dance areas are out in the open. Arrived on a early Saturday afternoon and found only...
bbb1
Nevada
review
10 years ago
I visited this club again because...
I visited this club again because I was in the area. Surprisingly, day shift dance is only $10. There was no privacy since there is no VIP room. Dances were done on couches in...
itsalljust4fun
Michigan
review
10 years ago
I've always liked this club. From...
I've always liked this club. From 2006 - 2012, I would average going here about 2x per month. I've slowed down quite a bit the past two years. I think I'm just getting bored...
miggycab24
Michigan
review
10 years ago
OK, Not quite sure why...
OK, Not quite sure why I decided to try this place out but it wasn't my best or worst choice. Nice neighborhood bar vibe. I ordered a bottle of beer and...
crimsonone
Michigan
review
10 years ago
The Traffic Light in Mount Clemens,...
The Traffic Light in Mount Clemens, also known as the stripper retirement home. Many of the girls that work here have been there for years. Don't get me wrong they do have some younger...
SellPhone
review
11 years ago
$15 dances are a good value....
$15 dances are a good value. Definitely go at night and not during the day. Evening shift starts around 8. Some very sexy dancers. Better to get there early, if you go late you...
BigL027
review
11 years ago
Stopped by Tuesday on my way...
Stopped by Tuesday on my way home around 5. There were 4 dancers 2 of them were 6-7s. It was a really slow day the girls were not really into dancing on stage just...
mrwheels
review
11 years ago
Stopped by on a Tuesday about...
Stopped by on a Tuesday about 6 pm and found only 5 dancers working, but since there were only 4 other customers besides myself that was a pretty good ratio. Unforunately, one was...
boatmonkey
review
11 years ago
I decided to check out the...
I decided to check out the old Traffic Light today. All in all, it was not as great as it used to be. Of course, the girls are young, white and average in weight...
thatguy101811
review
11 years ago
The place needs a complete overhaul....
The place needs a complete overhaul. The parking lot is dirt and desperately needs some fill dirt/rocks asap as there are giant potholes in it making it hard to drive around. But at least...
immageek
review
11 years ago
this place used to be a...
this place used to be a great value for 10 dollar dances, but at 15 now, it's so so. When the place is dead the girls will ignore you unless you're a regular and...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
11 years ago
Went on a Wednesday evening a...
Went on a Wednesday evening a few weeks ago. I have not been here in years. The club itself is pretty old and worn looking but the dancers definetly looked better then I remembered....
dpacattack
review
11 years ago
Really underrated club if you are...
Really underrated club if you are into a more low key setting. Even on weeknights the majority of the girls are goodlooking, and you cant beat the prices. $5 cover (if you even get...
roflmeow
review
11 years ago
Quiet little dive bar off the...
Quiet little dive bar off the beat in Mt. Clemens. I hadn't been there in a while and devices to stop in for a "REAL" bar burger for lunch. Burger, fries, and...
Rocdog
review
11 years ago
Well there are a few good...
Well there are a few good things about the Traffic Light when you visit in the afternoon. Plenty of free parking and no cover charge when I entered at 5:15. The first...
PepsiMan
Michigan
review
11 years ago
I visited the Traffic Light last...
I visited the Traffic Light last week while off from work for the Christmas / New Years holiday. I haven't been here since the early summer but wasn't really thinking anything would be different....
Msu4598
review
11 years ago
The place may be in dire...
The place may be in dire need of an extreme makeover but it's still good fun. The drink pricing is a bit steep for a hole in the wall place like this, but there...
immageek
review
11 years ago
Not bad club, there were some...
Not bad club, there were some really sexy girls then some fives. No VIP area so you get a lap dance in the open next to a bunch of other dudes which is wired....
nsaboneman
review
11 years ago
Havent been back in to the...
Havent been back in to the light since the start of summer. The bar was empty of guys,i thought was good for me. Girls were complaining about being bored and lack o money which...
analcrusher
review
11 years ago
So I've been back three times...
So I've been back three times since my last review, hoping to recapture that exhilirating, sexy rush I got from Amazing Azlynn. Only problem, no Azlynn on any of the evenings I tried....
boatmonkey
review
11 years ago
This was my first time at...
This was my first time at the Traffic Light. Very dark when I entered. No cover and I missed any food they had by a few hours. It seems that food is served only...
cyclops
review
11 years ago
I've been pretty tough on the...
I've been pretty tough on the old Traffic Light in recent reviews and for good reason - it hasn't been updated in years, charges the girls $75 tip-outs that translate into $15 "lap dances"...
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boatmonkey
review
11 years ago
this is the best club for...
this is the best club for your money. YMMV with dances. You will not find ANY other activity other than dances, so if you are looking a hand job or more- you better go...
Sparkz40
Michigan
review
11 years ago
First and foremost, as far as...
First and foremost, as far as value goes, this place is excellent! Five dollar cover, ten to twenty per lap dance. As far as appearance of the club goes, on the outside, its about...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
11 years ago
This is an alright club. Drinks...
This is an alright club. Drinks are $5, dances are $15, decent food, no private area, but no valet. (Hate the damn valets. Dances are against the back wall if you get a lap...
st33h
Florida