Chicas Locas Reviews

I visited here on a Friday night a little after midnight. I noticed there were few cars in the parking lot, but I thought I was beating the crowd. Unfortunately, the place stayed dead until I left around 2 AM, and there were very few dancers. Most...

After going to stilettos in Brownsville and finding no girls working at 830pm on Friday I came over here.

It's on the side of the freeway, you can't miss it. Parking from the entrance and around the front door is 10$ but if you go past the cones to the...

I went twice, the first time was on a Monday since I had just moved here and didn't have anything better to do. Figured the club would have the Monday football game on but they did not. I went around 9:00 and there were only two girls working and the...

Was in town visiting for the night and decided to check this place out. It’s best to get the address directly from their site and not the Apple maps as it was wrong. Walked in to a room with the guy taking the cover fee. $15 to get in and...

Based on previous reviews, I was looking forward to visiting this club. Turned out to be a bust, and not in a good way. Paid the $20 cover, sat down and took in the view. Call me picky, but I didn't see any girls that peaked my interest. IMO all...

If you go here and have done money it will be a fun night. The girls are much more laid back than Austin. But Spanish is a must if you want to communicate worn the girls. I enjoy this place everyone I come. It's obviously mostly Hispanic girls. Some...

Most of the girls are really nice and friendly as well as most of the other staff, the only exeption being what i assume to be a security guy (white dude with a long beard) who appeared to be constipated all the time or with something up his butt.

Dances...

Was visiting from out of town and decided to check out jaguars. Got there around 11 and the place was pretty empty. Talked to a few different girls, and then decided to get a lap dance with a 7/10 girl with nice DD fake tits. First when to the downstairs...

I went to Super Tuesday at Jaguars. This is an event they throw the first Tuesday of every month, where VIP is $5, cover is $5, and table dances are $5. According to the dancers I talked to, the reduced prices bring in crowds bigger than the ones on the...

After a quick stop at Boom Boom I thought I would see what was happening at Jags. What a Waist of Time. By the time I got to my seat it had already cost $20 to get in, park & ice my beer. No dancers in sight. manager who is...

Was in town visiting and decided to drop in. 10:00 pm on Tuesday. The place was pretty dead. $10 parking fee (!), $10 cover. No alcohol. I had a water that cost $5 and bought Fantasy, a cute young dancer a Red Bull that cost $10. So I was out...

Visit was okay. Saw about 6 girls with one being a waitress. Two of the five danced with the prettiest ones being the other three. Of the two that danced, one went nude and the other topless. The one that went nude approached me for a private dance. Where she...

This was a nice visit. I have not been in awhile but it was definitely worth it last time around.<br>
There is a wide selection of women. Most of them are hot and in their 20's to mid 30s. I didn't see any real nasty fatties. I went on a sunday...

Went on a Friday ~8pm for UFC fight and the club was fairly dead with a few girls. Things picked up around ~11 with several girls, all were fairly atractive. Had a couple of nude dances. The first was ok nothing special, the second was much...

I went on a Sunday after Spurs-Heat game around 10 PM. The main stage could not keep girls on stage and none were actually getting nude. There were maybe 5 dancers tops and none were beyond a 6. I always stop at this club on my...

Went on a Tuesday night when they have the 10 dollar table dances. Place is emptier than what I remembered, but still plenty of young latina women working. Don't expect anything else, because you won't get it. It's all latina, young, old, implants, natural. They are...

Went to this place several times when it was called "Club Fantasy". Then it changed to Jaguars and many employees stuck around. On the first Tuesday of each month, there is a $5 cover/$5 dance special. However, some dancers ask you to go dance "upstairs" where dances are $20-$30 per...

This place is pretty poppin' Went there a couple months ago for the first time and was pretty satisfied with the environment and the women. Had a couple nude dances from some stunning women. Both were fairly decent and allowed touching of everything. One dancer did a good job of...

Not too many dancers on the scene when we arrived. One of ones that were there though absolutely stunning with long hair down to her lower back and the smoothest softwst skin you can feel.

We went upstairs tonthe vip room and enjoyed some heavy private time! ...

I won’t say which one, only that it’s one of the smaller Texas branches of this chain establishment. It’s in the middle of nowhere, which is fine for everyone but the girls, who seem to be stuck there in a fashion reminiscent of the Island of Dr Moreau.
While waiting on...

This is still one the best looking clubs in the area. Since it's still fairly new, it could compete with any big city ritzy establishment. The last time I went during mid-week, it was rather slow for a while before gaining steam, but there were some nice ladies and...

Do all announcers go to the same How-to-be-an-asshole school? This one was worse than most, which says a lot. He actually insulted my appearance as I went up to tip a dancer! While I'm thinking about it, wouldn't a woman with a sexy voice be so much...

I just moved to the valley two months ago a lot people told me jaguars they told me it was byob I couldn't beleave it so I went to check it out. My wife and I had a great time it was nice and cozy the place was packed I...

Havent been to Texas in a long time and when i do its only for a week or two at time because of being in the military. So when i came home his time i decided to come to Jaguars and im glad i did. Pre flighted before...

I stopped in during a business trip couple of weeks back - the wait staff spoke english - some quite hot - the dancers spoke majority spanish - a couple of english speakers - were monopolized by the regulars.

They have 2 vip areas for dances - no one was...