Not What I Expected

Chicas Bonitas

Austin, TX

Great place to go if you like Latinas. Gotta love the booty! There's also a Chicas Bonita's in Vegas, where we have loads of fun. This club was a bit of a let down in…

Bare 'N Legal

Pomona, CA

This was one of the more shady clubs I've been to... I took an Uber and right when I pulled up I was ready to leave. It's a very industrial area and the club is…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, FL

Walked in, paid cover. Walked to bar, ordered drink. Turned around to sexy Asian/Latina with her hands all over my cock. Obviously the night is off to a good start. We sat down had some…

I went to Bandidas Cabaret at 18:50 on a Thursday night. The club starts charging a $10 cover charge at 19:00, so I was able to narrowly save an Alexander Hamilton. There is a small…

I visited here on a Friday night a little after midnight. I noticed there were few cars in the parking lot, but I thought I was beating the crowd. Unfortunately, the place stayed…

After going to stilettos in Brownsville and finding no girls working at 830pm on Friday I came over here. It's on the side of the freeway, you can't miss it. Parking from the entrance and…

I went twice, the first time was on a Monday since I had just moved here and didn't have anything better to do. Figured the club would have the Monday football game on but they…