Bandidas Cabaret
14286 W Expy 83
Harlingen, TX 78552
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My visit to Chicas Locas in Houston was a spur-of-the-moment decision on a late Friday night, and the experience was certainly a memorable one. Pulling into the lot around 11 PM, the neon lights promised…
2 commentslast: 1 mo ago(Topcat13)
81nehcxx
Sep 22, 2025, 2:17 PM
Slow night
I visited here on a Friday night a little after midnight. I noticed there were few cars in the parking lot, but I thought I was beating the crowd. Unfortunately, the place stayed…
JasonAdams
Oct 11, 2023, 11:34 AM
The After Party Spot with College Girls (12-4am)
After going to stilettos in Brownsville and finding no girls working at 830pm on Friday I came over here.
It's on the side of the freeway, you can't miss it. Parking from the entrance and…
WildIndigoHorse
Feb 14, 2022, 9:07 PM
Went twice, very different experiences
I went twice, the first time was on a Monday since I had just moved here and didn't have anything better to do. Figured the club would have the Monday football game on but they…
Balways
Nov 19, 2018, 12:15 AM
Had a great time but know before you go.....
Was in town visiting for the night and decided to check this place out. It’s best to get the address directly from their site and not the Apple maps as it was wrong. Walked in…
justme009
Apr 17, 2018, 3:52 PM
Not What I Expected
Based on previous reviews, I was looking forward to visiting this club. Turned out to be a bust, and not in a good way. Paid the $20 cover, sat down and took in the view.…
dicktater
Feb 27, 2018, 6:30 AM
Been my go to for 10 yrs when visiting Harlingen.
If you go here and have done money it will be a fun night. The girls are much more laid back than Austin. But Spanish is a must if you want to communicate worn the…
Fud52
Sep 2, 2017, 9:44 PM
Goodnexperience overal
Most of the girls are really nice and friendly as well as most of the other staff, the only exeption being what i assume to be a security guy (white dude with a long beard)…
1 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(Riotgun)
Riotgun
Aug 24, 2017, 6:28 AM
$20 entrance and $35 vip
Was visiting from out of town and decided to check out jaguars. Got there around 11 and the place was pretty empty. Talked to a few different girls, and then decided to get a lap…
toren1435
Jul 7, 2017, 8:53 PM
sinclair's Review
I went to Super Tuesday at Jaguars. This is an event they throw the first Tuesday of every month, where VIP is $5, cover is $5, and table dances are $5. According to the dancers…
sinclair
Mar 22, 2017, 9:28 PM
What a Waist of Time
After a quick stop at Boom Boom I thought I would see what was happening at Jags. What a Waist of Time. By the time I got to my seat it had already cost $20…
DickyDoo2
Sep 21, 2016, 12:00 AM
Was in town visiting and decided...
Was in town visiting and decided to drop in. 10:00 pm on Tuesday. The place was pretty dead. $10 parking fee (!), $10 cover. No alcohol. I had a water that cost $5 and bought…
lurkingdog
Oct 16, 2014, 12:00 AM
Visit was okay. Saw about 6...
Visit was okay. Saw about 6 girls with one being a waitress. Two of the five danced with the prettiest ones being the other three. Of the two that danced, one went nude and the…
tuscl
Jul 28, 2014, 12:00 AM
This was a nice visit. I...
This was a nice visit. I have not been in awhile but it was definitely worth it last time around.<br>
There is a wide selection of women. Most of them are hot and in their 20's…
boobielover
Jun 4, 2014, 12:00 AM
Went on a Friday ~8pm ...
Went on a Friday ~8pm for UFC fight and the club was fairly dead with a few girls. Things picked up around ~11 with several girls, all were fairly atractive. Had a…
Demi21
Aug 4, 2013, 12:00 AM
I went on a Sunday...
I went on a Sunday after Spurs-Heat game around 10 PM. The main stage could not keep girls on stage and none were actually getting nude. There were maybe 5 dancers tops…
fg0513
Jun 20, 2013, 12:00 AM
Went on a Tuesday night when...
Went on a Tuesday night when they have the 10 dollar table dances. Place is emptier than what I remembered, but still plenty of young latina women working. Don't expect anything else, because…
nuwanda
Apr 19, 2013, 12:00 AM
Went to this place several times...
Went to this place several times when it was called "Club Fantasy". Then it changed to Jaguars and many employees stuck around. On the first Tuesday of each month, there is a $5 cover/$5 dance…
dw2013
Apr 13, 2013, 12:00 AM
This place is pretty poppin' Went...
This place is pretty poppin' Went there a couple months ago for the first time and was pretty satisfied with the environment and the women. Had a couple nude dances from some stunning women. Both…
Marine90
Apr 5, 2013, 12:00 AM
Not too many dancers on the...
Not too many dancers on the scene when we arrived. One of ones that were there though absolutely stunning with long hair down to her lower back and the smoothest softwst skin you can…
Tehngarth
Mar 28, 2013, 12:00 AM
I won’t say which one, only...
I won’t say which one, only that it’s one of the smaller Texas branches of this chain establishment. It’s in the middle of nowhere, which is fine for everyone but the girls, who seem to…
philmekoke
Feb 11, 2013, 12:00 AM
This is still one the best...
This is still one the best looking clubs in the area. Since it's still fairly new, it could compete with any big city ritzy establishment. The last time I went during mid-week, it was…
singleone
Oct 12, 2012, 12:00 AM
Do all announcers go to the...
Do all announcers go to the same How-to-be-an-asshole school? This one was worse than most, which says a lot. He actually insulted my appearance as I went up to tip a dancer!…
nickghdfjkskflfj
Oct 5, 2012, 12:00 AM
I just moved to the valley...
I just moved to the valley two months ago a lot people told me jaguars they told me it was byob I couldn't beleave it so I went to check it out. My wife and…
RayRay38
Sep 5, 2012, 12:00 AM
Havent been to Texas in a...
Havent been to Texas in a long time and when i do its only for a week or two at time because of being in the military. So when i came home his time…
mikey42023
Jun 6, 2012, 12:00 AM

