Bandidas Cabaret
14286 W Expy 83 Harlingen, TX 78552

Slow night

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JasonAdams
Oct 11, 2023, 11:34 AM
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Visited: Friday After Midnight

I visited here on a Friday night a little after midnight. I noticed there were few cars in the parking lot, but I thought I was beating the crowd. Unfortunately, the place stayed dead until I left around 2 AM, and there were very few dancers. Most of them seemed unmotivated, as though few as there were, there were even fewer patrons with cash. The girl I spent most of the night with was friendly and hot for a full-nude club. (All of the girls had multiple tattoos which is a personal turn-off for me.) She kept telling me that the place gets more lively around 3 AM after the bars close. This could be true, but as I wasn't seeing any more dancers show up and the DJ had gone on autopilot, I didn't feel like it was worth waiting around another hour for drunks to trickle in.

 

On the positive side, prices were on par with similar clubs but there was much less sales pressure. I liked that I could just relax and not be harassed by waiters, etc. I also felt like the lighting was just right, not too dark, and the music loud but where it was still possible to have a conversation without shouting. Restroom was clean, and I could wash my hands without having to tip anyone for a towel. I realize some of these positives could have simply been a result of the empty club, but they still made it possible to stick around for a couple hours sipping beer and leave without feeling robbed.

 

Overall, I may give this club another shot next time I'm in the area, but I won't bother unless I see many more cars outside.

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