Carl's Bar Reviews

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review
13 years ago
I want to a couple of...
I want to a couple of my spots last night and I usually like to write about my favorite experience. I surprised that it was at Carl's were I usually go to wrap up...
Spark71
Illinois
review
13 years ago
I stopped by on a Sunday...
I stopped by on a Sunday night to watch a football game. This is not an ordinary strip club. It is bar with girls walking around. It can be tough sometimes to get a...
danceinmylap
Maryland
review
13 years ago
After reading all the previous reviews...
After reading all the previous reviews i was pretty unsure on whether i was going to go there or scores. well i took a trip around the place and saw the lot was full....
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
13 years ago
I went to Carls on...
I went to Carls on Saturday night right after the boxing match was over on payperview. We parked on ththe street because the lot was full. There was a $5.00 dollar cover which was...
BEERRUNNER
review
13 years ago
My background: Up until one...
My background: Up until one year ago I led a very clean life and didn't step foot into any kind of gentlemen's club until I was in my early 30s. I rarely drank...
nickniew
review
13 years ago
I have gotten some take out...
I have gotten some take out FS at playpen one night, I basically told her that I needed to save some money for some ass that night and she pretty much said I can...
sfullerton
review
13 years ago
I suppose if there was a...
I suppose if there was a rating system for lingerie bars this one would rate rather high. The newish facility is nice in a sports bar kinda way. Staff, security, lighting, bar are all...
chitownguy
Illinois
review
13 years ago
Visited with a friend on a...
Visited with a friend on a Friday evening for the first time. It was a very interesting place and didn't realize the format initially. The charges to get in was $5. The...
lala999
Kansas
review
13 years ago
This place is hard to recommend....
This place is hard to recommend. The facility is nice, recently redone, and the girls are pretty for the most part, but they don't circulate enough. You can sit here with your...
Dougman30us
Illinois
review
13 years ago
Myself and two other friends visited...
Myself and two other friends visited here after a co-worker told him about it. Carl's is placed in a small strip mall area with little parking. We had to park on the street. To...
JoseJ312
review
13 years ago
Went to Carl's for the first...
Went to Carl's for the first time last night and had a good time. As usual the range of women varied from very hot to just plain fat. I had a great dance for...
TimTheEnchanter
review
13 years ago
The new Carl's is pretty nice...
The new Carl's is pretty nice as far as stone park clubs go. The dancers range from really bad, to good no one is stellar. You can get a nice back rub...
hectorv
review
13 years ago
Iâ€™ve been visiting Carlâ€™s on and...
Iâ€™ve been visiting Carlâ€™s on and off for a few years now. For the most part, my experiences have been rather consistent. Sunday through Wednesday, the club is typically slow with anywhere...
mackdaddy
review
13 years ago
Not truly a strip club, more...
Not truly a strip club, more of a bikini lap dance club. No privacy in the dances, just chairs along the wall in plain view. No stage dances, pressure seemed low, and...
ddreksler
South Carolina
review
13 years ago
I had not been to Carlâ€™s...
I had not been to Carlâ€™s in a long time and did not realized it had moved (I think across the street). It was a little difficult to find, it is huge, but...
apbtfb27
Maryland
review
14 years ago
This is a nicely upgraded club...
This is a nicely upgraded club with around 5 dancers each shift. They wear pantyhose and grind for half a song or so. It was kind of hard to get them to...
Dougman30us
Illinois
review
14 years ago
I am giving Carl's a good...
I am giving Carl's a good review as it has been a favorite of mine's for a couple of years now (ever since I've signed on for the Oscar Madison/Charlie Sheen lifestyle) granted it...
Spark71
Illinois
review
14 years ago
I'm actually sitting at Carls as...
I'm actually sitting at Carls as I write this review. It's pretty bad in here. Only two girls working and about 20 guys in here. I haven't even been approached once for a dance...
Bootytime
Texas
review
14 years ago
I saw several new faces on...
I saw several new faces on a recent Wednesday afternoon visit, and I was pleasantly surprised by the noticeable upgrade in quality. There were still some of the usual suspects, and there were still...
MajorBoobage
Chicago
review
14 years ago
Great local sports bar here. I...
Great local sports bar here. I always enjoy the place but it's not a high end strip joint either. Picture a nice neighborhood bar with bikini dances in th back. Dances are pretty much...
Bigguy43
Illinois
review
14 years ago
Went to Carls on Sat. I...
Went to Carls on Sat. I sat at the bar for about 1/2 hr. Before anyone approached me. I must say I don't like approaching the dancers because they want a dance immediately, where...
sfullerton
review
14 years ago
I have reviewed Carl's before, and...
I have reviewed Carl's before, and the review wasn't positive, but I go in whenever I am in town. I went there about 11PM and there were about 8-10 dancers. There is no stage,...
dustyshoes
Illinois
review
14 years ago
I stopped by Carl's during on...
I stopped by Carl's during on a Tuesday late afternoon. Hadn't been here in quite some time. It is basically a local bar in a strip mall that has girls in bikinis...
MNM
Illinois
review
14 years ago
Stopped in Carl's on a Sunday...
Stopped in Carl's on a Sunday and it was a little tamer than past visits. The grindage on the dances was still pretty good, but there was less groping both ways, and the girls...
MajorBoobage
Chicago
review
14 years ago
Hit Carl's on Friday about 5....
Hit Carl's on Friday about 5. They had about 5-6 girls working with a couple knock outs. One was super hot but a guy kept her dancing for the entire hour I was...
sfullerton