Carl's Bar Reviews

Stopped in on a Tuesday Night about 11:PM. It was pretty dead. About 6 girls working but none were knockouts. There was one short dancer with some hugh boobs but she was just leaving. I would have enjoyed her. Tuesday is not a night to go. Much more happening...

I visited Carls relatively early on a Saturday evening after a long absence. I was put off by the first two dancers that approached me - the first because I didn't really want to hear about her boyfriend who is currently in prison; the second because she qyoted $20 per...

i love that place there are so many good woman their .2 that come to mind are jackie and shanna .really good dances ,no bullshit .plus their really good at pool ,so if you want to have a good time come see them . i can`t wait to be...

First off, it should be noted that Carl's is not a Strip Club. It's a bar. Yea, they will serve you a burger, pizza and other bar food. Yea, you can shoot some pool on 1 of 3 tables, they got some arcade games and a jukebox to go along...

Good news. Carl's has added some parking. Looks like Carl brought the property of the El Dorado Motel that was next door. It is now demolished and a fairly large parking lot for Carl's. There is a lot more LE present at the door but the milage of the dances...

Stopped in last Friday and had a dance from Cindy, a slender girl with a nice booty and cool personality. It was very good and she only charged $10 unlike many of the other overpriced ho's here. I will definitely be back as this bar has cheap beer...

First time this has happen. Was there on a Saturday night just hanging out not really looking for a lap dance. Young Blonde girl just comes up and grabs the little head and pushes me into a seat. Now, I'm pretty good at refusing the LD's but with this approach...

This place is a step above Playpen, but just barely. The girls range from 3-6s. A lot of them were wearing pantyhose. Not hte most attractive look, especially with the money shoved down the legs. I am not sure if they think this is sexy, or they just need a...

I stopped in here on Friday night after being bored at Bobby's, and only because there was an open spot in the parking lot. They charged a $5 cover and had about 12 girls working the floor. There were no seats so it was tough to get a...

Went on a Saturday night about 10:00 PM. The place was packed. It can be very hard to find a seat at the bar in the evenings. About 20 girls working mostly 6-7-8's. The bartender is a 9. Had a couple of Dances from rwo different lappers. Good contact from...

I came by here after having a less than wonderful time down the street at Bobby's Bar, and I'm glad I did.

I didn't have much time as it was already after midnight and I had to work early the next day. I was intending just to stop in and...

The fun time to go is after midnight on the weekends. The place is open to all girls that want to dance. But it also brings in a ton of guys. Most of the dances are $20 but you can nogociate $10. but YMMV of course. It can be fun...

Carls Lounge is a fun place to hang out. Its a regular bar with "fashion show" girls. It's not upper class by any means but the usually have several girls ranging from 3 - 8. Dances cost 10 - 20 and last the whole song. The place really does not...

Carl's is a Guilty Pleasure. Of course, I like to visit during the week and early before the Riff-Raff and Thug Quotient increases.

As stated in previous reviews, this club (check that: BAR) is less than 20 minutes from O'Hare, clean as a steam-cleaned chittlin', A/C and Cold Beers when it's...

Carls is one of my favorite places to visit. Bummer lately is a $5 cover charge after 12PM on weekends. I was there on a Friday late in May. Had an offer from a cute Black girl. But she wanted $200 and I had to pay for the room too....

I took a chance on Carl's on a week night, a Thursday evening, and was pleasantly surprised. There was no cover charge such as I experienced on my last visit on a Saturday evening. Also, of course, not nearly as mean customers. It was quite easy to get a seat....

Definitely more bar than strip club. Beer is cheap which is nice, and you can havea pseudo lap dance which is nice, but you're lucky if you get a flash or two. Also I'm not a huge fan of getting a lapdance within five feet of people playing...

For a bar I dont like, I sure end up here a lot. It's tough to relax when the cops show up every hour or so and hang out at the door for a few minutes. Some nights are *much* better than others and Carls is much more hit-or-miss than...

Had been to Carl's several times during the early evening fashion shows and had heard about the late nights when the "independants" show up after midnight on Friday and Saturday. So last Friday I checked it out. I rolled in about 11:45 to a fairly crowded bar, lots...

The lighting sucks. Some of the girls are like 55 years old with wrinkly faces. It is disgusting. The bartender is mean. The crowd is older men with wives that like to spend money on nasty girls. They play country music and hip hop. They have three pool tables. ...

I was here on a Sat night, early in the evening. The place was almost empty, but there were three gorgeous girls, including Deedee (?). Not much touching, but the girls were beautiful and there was sustained grinding with them facing away -- very enjoyable. They left...

My view of Carls has changed for the worse. I visited on a Saturday evening on the weekend before Thanksgiving and was somewhat disappointed by two facts. The first, a five dollor cover charge at the door. The second, way too many dancers were charging $20 for dances. My positive...

Carl's is a Great Bar near O'Hare, SCORES, and other venues along Mannheim Road. They make a fantastic burger and the beer is always COLD and the people are always cool. The feature Lingerie dancers from 4 PM until Closing 7 days aweek. You wanna get a $5 or $10...

Visited Carls at 2:00 a.m. in the morning after a trip to Diamond Jim's in Beloit. Diamon Jim's was a disappointment, but had a good time at Carls. Met a very tall, slender busty blonde - don't remember her name - wearing a sheer, see-through top. She gave a very...

I visited Sunday evening, around 10:30. I had several dances from a very attractive blond, probably in her late twenties. Wonderful natural body. The place was crowded enough so that there were other dancers dancing and I did not feel as though all were looking at me...