Made a "recon" stop in Carl's...

Made a "recon" stop in Carl's last friday. Carl's is my LEAST favorite club as the dances are just too pricey, one for $20 or two for $30. I don't mind paying that if the dancer will allow me some liberties with my hands, but if they are going to slap my hands everytime I make a move for their boobs or kitty, then I'll go elsewhere. There are too many other clubs, AllStars, Bobby's, Louies', and J's, where I can get a straight grind for $10. I usually go to Carl's just so I can remind these overpriced bitches, by telling them, "No thank you. Too much." there is NOTHING special about them. The 6 dancers that approached me were all mid 30's to 40 and "chunky", not fat but not fit. I get it, you've had a baby or two, or three, or more, your boyfriend or husband has kicked you to the curb and you are trying to provide for yourself and your children. If this is the choice you've made to earn money then put forth some effort and lose 10 to 20 pounds and do some yoga or SOMETHING to tone your body up !! If you're too lazy to do that, then don't be surprised by a customer wanting a little "something extra" with his $20 dance.

The lap dance is ALL about fantacy for us. Married guys have a fat "babyfied" woman at home they're trying to get away from for a while. Single guys want the "hot chick" they don't have the money or looks to attract on their own. Hell, I could go to any bar in the city and go home with a better looking women than any of these. These women are spending too much time sitting on their asses watching Oprah and getting brainwashed into believing being "a little fat" is healthy. Ladies, wake up. I guarantee, if you were to shape up, it would help your bottom line.