Beach Girls Reviews

Traveling on business. I travel all over the US and have been to all of the best full contact places everywhere. The South and South East are always my favs, but now in Des Moines, I have a Mid West fave.

BYOB I'm cool with because I mix it how I...

Club was the busiest I've seen it on a weekday night, 20-30 customers. Cover is only $10. It is BYOB or you can buy drinks out of a cooler like at a gas station. The club is in a good neighborhood and it is clean enough. Safe atmosphere. Dances are...

This is the most predictable club in DM. $10 cover, BYOB, $25 topless contact dances in brightly lit side room visible from dance floor, $25 wrist band for VIP area where you can get full nude contact dances in dark secluded back room. Bouncers never come by and...

Stopped in on Thur around 10:30. They sell beer which is a plus because all the other clubs you have to bring it yourself. I was surprised that the cover was only $10 and beer was only $2.50. Got inside and there was a girl named Faith on stage...what a...

Went back to the Beach on Fri with some friends after the bar after I told them about Thur. They liked the smoking patio with heat, but I don't smoke.

Some of the girls weren't as great tonight. Renee kept asking and asking and ASKING for dances and wouldn't leave me...

I went to the club at around 9:30 PM. It is little difficult to find using GPS. But once you continue on the road, you can get the sign boards which will lead you to the club beside the lake. The Road leading to the clubs is really rough; but...

I usually go on Sunday nights. Recently the cover was raised to $5 from free, from what the dancers said, it was so that the club could stay open to 3am and weed out people coming in with no cash. Private dances are $25, with a 2for1 on...

This is a pretty good club. I'd say that there were 6-8 dancers on rotation and the atmosphere was pretty relaxed. BYOB, so make sure you know that going in. The club is out in the boonies and it's quite a drive to get there. You have to...

Ok - Lydia didn't like that I said that she played mind games, so I take it back. However, she wouldn't laugh at any of the funny things I said and laughed at all the stupid things I said last night, so I might have thought that was a...

I'm coming back to this place on a regular basis. It is really the only place in Des Moines I have found that is comfortable for someone over 40 who is not a redneck. I admit, however, that I have not tried Mynx and may sometime in the...

I was pretty impressed with this club. The cover charge was reasonable and the ld room was well lit and roomy and clean. I liked it. It was actually not bad at all getting a dance right next to another guy getting a dance it made the...

So Lydia is really cool and I'd recommend her. She'll play some mind games with you, but that's what gets strippers off. She's cool and her dances are good. Just go with the flow.

Mandy is still the best dancer there - just better looking than everyone else...

it was pretty sweet. got drunk as shit seen some naked girls what do u expect its a strip bar. strippers love the money not you. the girls there will def try to get you to get VIP since its more money and all. ya cant blame them. they are...

The BYOB is definitely a plus. You can buy singles just outside the door and bring them in. There is not a lot of action at the tip rail and girls circulate essentially to get privates, rather than to collect singles. There were two girls I liked....

Lydia oh Lydia, have you seen Lydia. Lydia the tattooed lady. Check them out, they are hilarious. Lydia also gives great dances, as does Briget. $12 cover, $25 dances topless, full contact above the waist. VIP is $25 one time for the room then dances...

I will shed a little light on the VIP room, based on two experiences I have had (one reported earlier). My latest visit was in May. I found a mulatto type, fairly skinny, who seemed eager to make a buck. She promised unlimited access to pussy with mouth and...

I went there last night and was going to meet someone there - otherwise I would have walked out the door and never come back. One of the bouncers was standing in front of me at the check in desk and he was messing around there for the longest...

Not to question another reviewer, but I noticed 3 things about generallyvague's review. First, Lydia and Piper are cronies who would be more than happy to promote one another. Second, the reviewer pushed the idea of going to the VIP saying it was 'was well worth it'. ...

By far my favorite club in the Des Moines area. You'd need a 4-wheeler today (the road's flooded) but it's otherwise not insanely hard to find. Since going all nude the club has changed a lot. The crowd seems to be younger on weekends, Sunday included, which I think sucks...

Quick Update: I went there last night and had a great time with Mandy - she is very, very hot and was very cool about everything. The club was a happening place, too. So (1) go there and get dances from Mandy because she is awesome and...

Let me preface that I have not been to Big Earl's, but have been to LumberYard and Outer Limits. Of those 3, this is hands down the best club.

First, the club does have nice decor and ambience. It doesn't open until after 7pm, though, and that is a...

I stopped off here on a road trip. It's a creepy drive in, exit the highway and it's very desolate, there's fog everywhere, cross the train tracks and then a gravel road. However, if you get passed all of that it is one of the most fun in...

Very nice selection of dancers. Party atmosphere. One dancer called me "gramps". WTF I'm only 74 years old, and so what if I have a white beard? Had not been here for a year. On my previous visit a hot big-natural-tit blonde seduced me into...

Finally made it into the VIP area on my last visit. It is much more private than the regular lap dance area. There are several small areas that are divided with small walls. I was in there for many songs, and never saw a bouncer, and there...

I know Sunday is the best night to visit but I went anyways. There is no admission on Sundays now so that was a bonus. The club has two adjoining stages and the dancers would dance on one stage that slide down to the other.

The girls were nothing...