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6 years ago
It serves its very limited purpose
Hit up Bottoms Up on a Monday night. Its in the sketchy area of Irvington. Parking is located either on the street, which is residential and commercial; or behind the building in a gravel...
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Tyrell77
Alabama35124
Alabama
review
6 years ago
A bit better. Live from Bottome Up.
So. Stoooed in here. You know....it’s nearby.... whatever. :). Immediately met by the Grandma Marie? She remembered me from a past visit and my enjoyment of a bar side...
Comments: 3
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Greedoshot
MadMaXXXNYC
Quality Mongering since 1993
review
6 years ago
Second time around
The first time I visited this place I left because I was bored honestly. Gave Bottoms Up another shot today and I was more prepared and less bored. ;) So, I walked in and...
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jrakan
Shaw15
New Jersey
review
6 years ago
First time at bottoms up
I finally made up my mind and decided to visit this place after reading some reviews. It was around 2 PM and parked in the back of the place, felt pretty safe. Once inside...
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MadMaXXXNYC
jrakan
Pennsylvania
review
6 years ago
Nature AbWhores a vaccuum
So...with Vics eliminating the bar-side fun, it seems the other neighborhood joint has gotten the message and is changing things up a bit. I stop by Bottoms Up a few times a...
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MadMaXXXNYC
MadMaXXXNYC
Quality Mongering since 1993
review
6 years ago
Still Mediocre
Came back for a visit on back to back nights. Monday and a Tuesday. Basically the same both nights. Mostly latinas, half older 50+, half in their 30’s. One gigantic booty white chick that...
TeamDarc
New Jersey
review
6 years ago
Don’t go on Sunday nights, it’s hellish!
I have been going to this joint for over 10 years and lately it’s been hit or miss but I have my regulars and do call ahead which assures I’ll get taken care of....
emmanu
New Jersey
review
6 years ago
First time
It’s Saturday and wanted to go to Vics but I read on here they close early at 8 and it was already 7:30 so I decided to check this place out. The...
Comments: 5
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6 years ago
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marktrinidad
Terpomatic
review
6 years ago
Still the same...
Been going here on and off for over 10 years now and it’s still pretty much the same. Older dancers...no more Russians (some of them were legendary)...and the kitchen. Stopped by early in the evening....
njdevs
New York
review
6 years ago
Better than expected
This club can be a complete hit or miss. Most of the dancers are 40+ and some of them have no business taking their clothes off. But on the right night there are some...
Cld11142
Oregon
review
6 years ago
Great Lapdance wink wink
Ok...I must admit that this club can turn away a lot of people on any given night. Most of the times there will be older dancers there with a scarcity of young sexy dancers...
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CostaTheCrazyGreek
undacovaperv
New Jersey
review
6 years ago
Good times for cheap
Went on a hot Saturday afternoon around 6. After reading some reviews I decided to try it out. It’s a small place with a round bar and a pole in the middle. As I...
am2511
New Jersey
review
6 years ago
Extra Extra, Read All About It
The girls here are usually old and busted, but I've noticed a few better looking girls every now and then. The neighborhood is rough, lots of beggers inside and outside the club. ...
jetblax
Pennsylvania
review
6 years ago
Still sucks
These people just still don't get it !!they have the girls come around the inside of the bar (sometime 4-5 at a time ) relentlessly for tips.. then when they come around the outside...
db4
New Jersey
review
6 years ago
WTF..
I've been hitting the paterson bars a lot so I've decided to change scenery and visit bottoms up. WTF... I'll start from outside to inside. One positive about this place is that it has...
Comments: 3
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6 years ago
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big johnson
Jai0704
Pennsylvania
review
6 years ago
Some change
We usually come in during the afternoons on non work days. The girls during that time are meh. For the second time we came back after 7 (the shift change) . The girls were...
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nickeybee
TeamDarc
New Jersey
review
7 years ago
The Usual Girls at the Usual Place
Every time I've gone to Bottoms over many years I see the exact same girls every time. The daytime girls have mostly been the same for at least 3-4 years. The nighttime girls rotate...
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misterorange
nycbizguy
New Jersey
review
7 years ago
First And Last Time
I took a break from frequenting these places but after a while decided to hit something closer to home. Went during the day since Irvington seems to be sketchy at night. No cover fee...
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7 years ago
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emmanu
grva99
New jersey
review
7 years ago
The Kitchen Is Open In The Afternoon
I'm writing because after passing by Vic's because it looked like there was a scrap going on, I stopped by the Bottoms Up. It never changes EXCEPT a previous poster is correct (and I...
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6 years ago
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misterorange
DRDave
Oregon
review
7 years ago
Talent Refresh
I'll start by saying this place is def a bang 4 ur buck kind of scene. Not a high end gentlemen's club with mixologists and vip. But 4 what it is I think it's...
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7 years ago
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greendoor
Clubhopper973
Boats n Hoes
review
7 years ago
Full Buffet Kitchen With Entrée
This has to be one of the dirtiest kitchens in all of New Jersey but hell I had a damn good time with my Latin mama from the Dominican Republic. I headed to Bottoms...
Comments: 5
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NJBalla
marktrinidad
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7 years ago
Early Afternoon Visit
I went to bottoms up for first time on wed at around 1230pm. The club is on a really busy street during the day. Its not like vics which is little secluded. Good thing...
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6 years ago
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misterorange
oldguysf
New Jersey
review
7 years ago
Let Down
Bottoms up is another one of the hit or miss strip clubs. I went on a Friday night at about 12:30 after I left a regular bar. I've been here before and gotten some...
Cld11142
Oregon
review
7 years ago
Bottoms Up Review
So after a disappointing time at Vic’s I decided to go down the road here about five minutes driving here. Normally I’m more into black women, but I don’t mind the ocassinal Latina...
MrEddyG
Ontario
review
7 years ago
More for your money
This is a gogo bar located in the busy section of Irvington. Not the worst place to be at but still watch your back. There is free parking in the back of the club...
Anthony_vic
New Jersey