Bottoms Up

Irvington, New Jersey

Bottoms Up Reviews

• review

  5 years ago
  Her pretty face? Hope to see it again soon.

  My early March visit might not have rated mention but for pandemic and the absence of anything mentionable in months. Bottom’s Up has become my go-to place. If it lacks sparkle, it affords value. Beauties...
  Comments: 5

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  4 years ago

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  sarsta
  Sgrayeff

  In NJ. Goes to Pa for BJ.
• review

  5 years ago
  Rsn outta time

  Was in NY for business and on a suggestion from NJBaller, i checked out BU. I was crazy busy with work, so wanted to relax a bit. I drove to spot, read reports about...
  Comments: 1

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  5 years ago

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  NJBalla
  Greanbeans

  Ké lo ké?!?!?!!
• review

  5 years ago
  BU Delivers Again

  Stopped by yesterday around 3pm and it was surprisingly pretty busy. There were about 10 girls working ranging in age and size. If you’ve been here before you know none of them are going...
  Tsweeny321
• review

  5 years ago
  surprised x 2

  Have not been to this place in a very long time, however nothing has changed. Same setup as everyone mentioned prior. Unfortunately I do not know the dancers names, but an older good looking...
  Comments: 5

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  5 years ago

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  njguy189
  Brianone

  USA
• review

  5 years ago
  Lackluster visit this time

  The good thing about this place is that the prices haven't changed for as long as I can remember. $6 beer ($5 during happy hour from 5-7) and $7 for wine or liquor....
  Comments: 4

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  5 years ago

  by

  NJBalla
  misterorange

  Biden SUCKS, Kamala BLOWS
• review

  5 years ago
  Still trying to find a groove at this place

  A couple of weeks ago I was out from 5:30 pm until 1 am in Irvington and Orange. I spent time at Vic's, Bottoms Up, Paradizio, Ember's, back to Paradizio, and then on to...
  captainfun

  new city, new club
• review

  5 years ago
  Meh - It's been worse

  After NJballa's review I thought I'd give the place a try since its not that far from me. Thursday 9:30 pm. I was looking for a quick, cheap in-and-out experience with the...
  Comments: 1

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  5 years ago

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  NJBalla
  Youngatheart2

  Be safe
• review

  5 years ago
  A continual dice roll

  So weather was nice this week and I decided to hit up good ole Bottom's Up. I have Pumma Santiago's cell so I gave her a call to see if she was working and...
  Comments: 10

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  5 years ago

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  NJBalla
  NJBalla

  New York
• review

  5 years ago
  Swing and miss again

  It was late afternoon early evening and i stopped by hoping it would be better than the last time when it was just 3 women over 50. I’ve tried bottoms up a few times...
  Comments: 2

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  5 years ago

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  misterorange
  Gldiaz

  New Jersey
• review

  5 years ago
  Rendevous with Pumma Santiago

  Getting back into the swing of things after a long hiatus. I stopped by this place earlier this week. Was originally planning to head to clancys, but the traffic on the parkway was ridiculous...
  Comments: 4

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  5 years ago

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  NJBalla
  NJBalla

  New York
• review

  5 years ago
  First Time here. Yup I will go back

  I had read many reviews of this place as was expecting very little as I decided to make my first visit. I made a decision after getting pissed at my girlfriend, that...
  Comments: 2

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  5 years ago

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  MagillaDick
  MagillaDick

  New Jersey
• review

  5 years ago
  milf with huge booty

  i went here a couple of weeks ago on a friday vics was just closing and i thought my next stop is bottom up arrived parked by the road side parking right next...
  Comments: 1

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  5 years ago

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  sarsta
  banghotgals

  New Jersey
• review

  5 years ago
  Old reliable

  BU is a small dive bar in the middle of the main drag in Irvington. It rests on a corner and there is a parking lot behind so that makes every aspect of this...
  Burt775

  Pennsylvania
• review

  5 years ago
  I was hoping for a viable Vic's alternative

  It was my first time going , and needless to say, I highly doubt I'll repeat. Basic details - One nice surprise is that I has it's own parking lot though I've never really...
  Gazzofresh

  New Jersey
• review

  5 years ago
  With Rah's closed - could it be that UB is getting better?

  It is proof that if you live long enough, you eventually see everything :). First thing I noticed when I stopped into BU for what I thought was going to be...
  Comments: 2

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  5 years ago

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  MadMaXXXNYC
  MadMaXXXNYC

  Quality Mongering since 1993
• review

  5 years ago
  The value isn't at Vic's

  I’ve made several visits to both Bottom’s Up and Vic’s over the past month or two, hoping to find a favorite club – or favorite girl. Vic’s has younger, prettier girls (at least during the...
  Comments: 4

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  4 years ago

  by

  jakelongny
  Sgrayeff

  In NJ. Goes to Pa for BJ.
• review

  5 years ago
  waste

  So I came here around 7pm, not knowing what to expect. I was hitting up a few bars to see what I could find and this was on my way home. I walked inside...
  elizabeth123

  New Jersey
• review

  5 years ago
  Serves A Purpose

  First time poster but long time lurker. Came here on a Thursday afternoon. Location seems safe enough during the day time. Don’t know if I’d want to be in Irvington at night. 6-7 girls...
  Tsweeny321
• review

  5 years ago
  Airport pit stop

  Had to pick up a friend at the airport and had got to the area a little early. Decided to stop in to see what the daytime here was like since I mostly have...
  Comments: 2

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  5 years ago

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  braknj
  njdevs

  New York
• review

  5 years ago
  Michelle saves the day!

  Even though I swore never to go back to this “dirty” place, something in me keeps nudging me to try the evening line up again, since I had a memorable time with one cute...
  Comments: 3

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  5 years ago

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  emmanu
  emmanu

  New Jersey
• review

  5 years ago
  Bottom line - this place is gross

  I got in on Thursday night. The area isn't great but at least there's parking. But really, let's cut to the chase. There were three dancers and 5 customers. One homely looking white latina...
  HustleMo

  shags
• review

  5 years ago
  See how low you will go

  There are times in this hobby when we wonder how low can we go. Follow some hoe into the kitchen of Bottom’s Up, and you’ll see. You’ll see. What you’ll see is rank, rancid. It’s...
  Comments: 3

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  5 years ago

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  risingdragon25
  Sgrayeff

  In NJ. Goes to Pa for BJ.
• review

  5 years ago
  Road Trip to the Kitchen

  It was Saturday night, I had the itch and wanted to go somewhere different. I decided to take a ride down the Garden State Parkway and give Bottoms Up a shot. Walked in and...
  Comments: 1

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  5 years ago

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  MadMaXXXNYC
  Deejazz12
• review

  5 years ago
  Headfirst Into Bottom's Up

  Fresh off my first blowjob in front of a crowd (see my review of Berlin News Agency), I decided it was time to go headfirst into Bottom’s Up. Irvington is no paradise. But Bottom’s Up...
  Comments: 2

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  5 years ago

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  misterorange
  Sgrayeff

  In NJ. Goes to Pa for BJ.
• review

  5 years ago
  Revisit - it was the Best of Times, it was the Worst of times...and.....

  And I broke a 10+ year vow: Not to go to the kitchen.... I caved.... ( literally ) I am weak... Went in just after 5 pm on a Monday planning on watching...
  Comments: 8

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  5 years ago

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  Imrobostrip18
  MadMaXXXNYC

  Quality Mongering since 1993