Bottoms Up Reviews

Have been to this place during last Friday. Basically there is no stripping and the dancer dances on the stage and after the dance she collects dollars from each patron. The girls rage from heavy to average. No 10s or 9s and the girls hang out with the locals. If...

The club itself located in a safe area despite the fact you need to pray before entering a town like Irvington. Just go and doing your thing and you should be good. The club is a old building and looks a old bar. Most the people are blue collar workers...

Well, as you can see it's been several months since my last review and I want to post an update. I've been visiting Bottoms Up more frequently as the quality of dancers has improved dramatically. Yes, there's still some of the same old gals who are past their prime, but...

Always liked this place. Pretty much a dump but to me that's part of its allure. Sometimes I like a change-up from the pricey high-end places. Its a laid back atmosphere with friendly bar service, cold beer at a decent price, and the dollar parade is not overwhelming. In fact...

Visited bottoms up around 9pm on friday after attending a business meeting close by. It's in the ghetto, but on a big main street so I didn't feel unsafe. Parking was no problem, theirs a big lot in the back . The club its self isint very big, but isint...

Went to Bottoms up after a long day at work, a co worker and I thought let's grab a drink and watch a few girls before heading home. To be completely honest I've read reviews so wasn't really expecting much. But from the very little I was expecting I got...

I agree with another poster that Bottoms Up is usually the last spot I'm hitting if I decide to do some day drinking. This instance I was not here for too long because there wasn't much talent working. A tip is that if you sit at the bar expect to...

This club is like one of those clubs you go to and hope you see one hot Latina (they're mostly Brazilian by the way) you can get a lap dance from. On the other hand, this is one of those clubs where a lap dance can go from 0 to...

This is the absolute last "I need to get off for cheap" spot. All Latina, which normally would be a good thing but if you don't speak Spanish they'll flat out ignore you. They're also older, like 50+ older so if that's your thing then this is the...

Popped into BU for the first time in a while last Saturday around 8pm. Only four dancers in the place. One petite/young one with a not so nice face was sitting with a customer on the side of the bar closest to the door. After about 20 minutes they disappeared...

Decided to make a return visit here to see if it's on the up and up. Unfortunately it is not any better than the previous time I came. Not enough girls and the quality of them is still poor. Also, drinks are still expensive and the area not anything to...

Was on my way to Newark airport and had couple of hours to kill. Ended up driving to bottoms up. This club on a busy street, therefore appears safe. I was there around 4pm. Parked the car on the street one block away. Nobody took any cover charge. So I...

Bottoms Up is more like a Newark Ironbond bar than what you would expect in Irvington. Girls were both Brazilian and Latin. Neighborhood is more than safe at least in the afternoon and they have a small parking lot in the back which is on a residential street.

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I frequent Bottoms Up about once a month. Most of the dancers (all Brazilian) are so-so looking but they are friendly and fun to chat with. There are a couple of hot girls. Beer is $6 bucks and always cold. If you signal the bartender that you're going out for...

Visited with friend the other night. While Irvington is rough, I don't mind parking in front or on side of club. No cover, 6$ beers. Place was pretty packed, mainly Hispanics. 4 girls on shift, all really awful except 1 braZilian who was pretty. Dance room is an old kitchen....

I live close to Bottom's Up and am always looking for as much value for my hard earned dollar. The establishment took a hit as far as quality of dancers. The club itself is not flattering at all which wouldn't make up anyway for the grotesque mongoloids. I have a...

It's been a while since the last, but this last one was like no other. Out of about 5-6 girls working 3 were absolutely beautiful with amazing asses. I never saw such big juicy butts here before. The one that caught my attention as soon as I...

Was getting little laid back on Fri night and thought of driving to South jersey, but I did not have a lot of time. So decided to check out again the North jersey place. The place itself is pretty outdated. The beer is 6$ and keep changes as dancers shuffle...

Not a bad place. There's usually at least one attractive person working. There are quite a few older women who probably should move on to a different career. But the girls are all friendly and willing to please. There are the typical latina gogo dancers. ...

Tried this club out again only because I had the itch. Same crackhead outside asking for money and decided to give her a buck this time. Walked in and was not surprised to what I saw. There were about 6 dancer 5 of them were over 60. I sat down...

I went to this club a while back but I have seen some more positive reviews, so I decided to go check it out and see how things are. I went by after work on a Thursday. I feel comfortable in the area, it was still light out and on...

The club is in Irvington, which is a crappy, dangerous city. Fortunately, the club is on a main street with a lot of activity and vehicular traffic. The neighborhood is at an acceptable level of safety, and I have never had any trouble. Just do not go wandering around the...

Went on a Monday night at 8:30 -- early by club standards. The place has a 3 sided rectangle that surrounds the rectangular dancer area. Got my bottle of water for $4. There were two good looking dancers unenthusiastically dancing and a third came in and came...

This place is very hit or miss. Have been here before and spent time with a pretty hot, young Brazilian who was eager to please both at the bar and in the small closet next to the kitchen that they strangely consider a lap dance room. Most times, including this...

Been to bottoms up about 5-10 times over the past year. Last time may be my last. Out of 3-4 girls dancing 3 were completely horrible. Old worn out ladies that had the nerve to keep trying to get a dollar out of me. There was one Brazilian with an...