Bottoms Up Reviews

One of the good things about this club is the parking. You wont have trouble finding one. The club is located in downtown. Its an old fashion club. The dancers are nice but kind of old. You will find a variety of dancers. Beer is $5 and the Lapdances are...

Went there on a Saturday afternoon. They have there own parking which is good because the area is not so desireable. Have never been here before but have frequented Vic's down the block. Bar is basically run down with a pool table facing the bar. Girls are mostly older Brazilian...

I went to this location Monday afternoon. The area is horrible and parking is in the rear of the building on a nasty dirt road. The entrance is in the front on the main street. There was about 4 to 5 girls and one was a 2 and the rest...

Bottoms up hasnt changed much since the last time i been there. Same old dancer that are pushing 60 and same old dingy dirty layout.

Yet for some odd reason i keep coming back. Beers are 5 dollars amd a dance will run you $20. For a little extra coin...

drank 2 beers and watch a soccer game that was on. a brazil girl around mid 40's ask if i wanted a bj. couldn't take beer into back room. pretty good covered bj. 20 to get in back room 20 for bj. usually get a hj here but the bj...

BU is still pretty much the same. Same bar layout, same bartender, same old man keeping time and running the lap dance room. Parking can be found on springfield ave, or in the lot behind the bar if necessary. Its not the worst part of Irvington, since its on the...

It's been quite a few years since my only previous visit to this place; the only change seems to be that they replaced the folding garden chair in the kitchen/LD room with a stuffed living room chair.<br>
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The place was pretty dead in the late afternoon when I was there,...

Open at night but Irvington at night not for everyone. Even daytime you have to be smart. Lots if characters around no doubt. There is a parking lot which is good since it's a busy area for street parking. <br>
Bar is very old and dilapidated inside. Bathroom is a wreck....

This is my second visit to this location and things still have not improved. It's based near the intersection of Springfield and Stuyvesant Aves. in Irvington which is not a safe city to be roaming around in but because the Police Headquarters is around the corner it's probably the safest...

Bottoms Up is your standard NJ Latina bikini bar. The bar itself is a throwback to the olden days, with its wood panelling on the walls and general decor that hasn't been changed since the Carter administration. But at least there's a (gravel) parking lot in back. Come in...

Have to agree with last reviewer of the lazy girls just hanging and lying down on the stage. But they had too many girls on shift at 3pm, maybe 10 to 12, with only 3 of us guys. I know some of the girls there for a long time from...

Girls here are lazy and ready to take your money for barely shaking their ass. The quality varies depending on the day and time. The better ones have stop coming and gone to other clubs in Paterson or Newark. The illusion here is that you're picking the...

I went to Bottom's Up mid day yesterday. There was a total of 5 dancers working. Four Brazillians and one older Dominican with a huge ass and a very nice large rack. Her name was Stephanie and by far was the best dancer in the club at...

I had read the other reviews of this place, and so when I came through Irvington earlier this month I thought I would try the evening shift. My bad, for not paying enough attention to those reviews - for while it was dark outside, it was only...

Haven't been here in a while so I decided to check it out for old times sake. Even though it's in Irvington, it's on the main drag so you should feel safe. I found a parking spot right out front, but there is a parking lot in the back. The...

I was in the Irvington area yesterday and decided to make my first visit to Bottoms up around 6PM. There were about 3 patrons and about 4 girls standing on the stage and one girl sitting by the bar talking to one of the patrons, an older white guy.

I purchased...

Had to review again, someone actually came up to me at vics (I'm not Spanish or black)! I wish vic's had these girls. I like the aggressive girls of vics, but the Latinas at bottoms up. There was this older woman that came up to me and...

The bartender is a older woman who asked for a tip wiggling her tongue at me. As soon as I get a corona a bigger dancer sits down and started rubbing my cock and ask if I want a hj. I say I really want a bj but the back...

The girls won't come up to me! I'm not spanish, so even when it's dead they just stay together and talk amongst themselves. One of the hotter ones seems like she's afraid to touch people. This place would be so much better if they went up to the customers, and...

Visited here based on the other reviews I read thinking the women would atleast be passable but I was sadly mistaken. About 6-10 dancers when I went on a Friday night and 9 of them were below 3's and trust me im not a picky guy. There was one Brazilian...

Had to review again. Girls range from 2-3's to 6-7's. Problem is the girls that know me jump on me so I can not get to know some of the others that I would say are 7's or more. It is a nice trip, but have to have them slow...

Went to bottoms up twice. The first time was last October during a conference I had in Florham Park. It wasn't bad, except for the dancers seemed really dis-interested in what they were doing. The second time was great. Pretty good looking dancers, and GREAT drink...

I came to Bottoms Up again because VICs was closed. I had been here once before but had not tried any LDs at the time due to time restraints. There is a parking lot for you to park your car and there is video on the parking lot so it...

Old school bar. Hit and Miss with sometimes friendly Brazilian crew. No lap dances before 7pm. All you could get is a hand job and maybe a number if they like you but I wouldn't expect it. I go in there regularly just to relax and have a drink....

I have gone to this club a few times. The women are mainly spanish but there's a lot of variety. Big butts, small butts, light skinned, fair skinned, dark skinned, old, young, no breast, large breast. This place has it all. If you don't like spanish women, this is not...