Great Saturday afternoon down the pub

For fans of: The Republican, Centerfolds, Handle Bar etc. As one of the girls dancing today put it, Penn's Port Pub is best described as a titty bar. As noted, the hours are strange (open afternoon to evening) in order to cater to working folks like myself. I was down Delaware Ave. running some errands and decided to check this spot out. Dancers went on promptly at 12 PM. I was impressed by the diversity of the three girls working. The first dancer was thin, young and put on an impressively athletic performance set to the Cure, Nine Inch Nails and Deftones. I'm a goth dude at heart so I felt like we were on the same wavelength. The second dancer was shorter and a bit thicker all over -- fantastic body. She stripped down to a v-string by the second song and wasn't shy about showing off her kitty. The third dancer was the most experienced of the three. She was a seasoned professional in a sexy pink VS bodysuit who, again, was not afraid to show off her kitty. The girls are incredibly friendly and generous with their time, even if you're not a high roller. As I said, it was my first time there, and despite being among a bunch of loyal regulars, I was well attended to by each of the ladies. Can't wait to go back next weekend!