Penns Port Pub Reviews

Stopped in early Wednesday evening to conduct some quick gynecology exams and drink a couple of beers. It's a dive bar where there are usually 2-4 girls working.

Each gets on a tiny stage for a 3 dance set and most girls do 1 song clothed, 1 song...

I made my first visit to Penn Port Pub when in town for work recently. I arrived later in the evening and was one of 3 clients in the club. There were three girls working 1 gorgeous brunette spinner probably in her early 20s, 1 thicker blonde girl...

I came here one day last week but cant remember which day, it was like 7:00.. i walked in --no pat down--no cover... it seemed to me like they might not ever have one by the look and feel of the place...easy parking right on the...

Stopped by PPP on a Friday evening while out running some errands in South Philly. The place is easy to miss - it's a single story building on a triangle between Columbus Blvd and Dilworth St. By Club Risque and Show N' Tel, but a very different vibe. You go...

Stopped in around 8 on a Thursday night. Looking to start the night with a draft beer. No more taps. Small local wrap around bar. Pool table and bathrooms in the back. Friendly bartender. One dancer on stage, another dancer sitting on her phone. Both overweight. What happened to the...

This place has really gone downhill since Covid. Used to be a great after work hangout for years with some really good talent.

Enter in to a square bar with about 20-30 stools and a few tables to the left. Bathrooms, pool table and kitchen in the back. One pole with...

Had an hour to kill after work before meeting someone for dinner. No better place to stop in for a beer than Penns Port. It's a dive bar with naked ladies dancing on a small stage and they do a stage walk and squat right in front of...

Penns Port Pub is a classic tittie bar. It is also a classic dive bar. There is no food except for bags of chips. When you walk in there is a bar right in front of you, with seating around the bar. The stage is set to the...

Penn's Port Pub is a go-go bar dive.

It is not helpful to think of the Pub as a traditional strip club in the vein of nearby Club Risque or Cheerleader's. This is a dive bar with expensive (for a dive) beer. The trade off is there are multiple nude...

Great dive, unlike anyplace else in philly. No cover charge. 3 girls working on a Friday night. Mostly rock music, girls pick their own songs. Drinks are cheap, and the bartenders are generous. One even accepts tips herself, and generously let me admire her chest.

Each dancer is on stage...

Stopped in on a Thursday evening around 6pm. My first time here. Street parking is pretty easy around here. No cover.

The place is a small U-shaped bar with a few booth tables against the one wall. There is a small "stage" with a pole where the dancers perform. It is...

I haven’t been to a nude bar since Daydreams closed down so when a friend called me to take a drive down to Columbus Ave Risqué I was happy to ablige because a nude bar was just down the street.

After leaving Risqué my friend told me he was out of...

This is a dive bar where a dancer dances on a stage behind the bar. There are no lap dances or vip rooms, and no food. Just $8 drinks and hot women dancing. The place is rarely crowded, but the people are nice and chill. Bartender makes change, and tipping...

I had never been here before and was looking to branch out to a new place. I had read the previous reviews here and knew that private dances aren’t on the table, but it’s one of the only fully nude places around so I decided to give it a shot....

Parked on street between Penns Port and Show&Tel (no fee). Street is well-lit. Be careful entering from Columbus Blvd, however, as you cannot turn right onto that parking street from Columbus Blvd, as it's a one-way street with traffic flow TOWARD Columbus Blvd.

Enter through door facing Columbus Blvd....

I went on a Friday afternoon. I had not been here in many, many years but the place looked the same (in a good way). It is a small, throwback, neighborhood dive bar with topless/nude dancers. The club is located on Columbus Blvd. (the old Delaware Ave). Small building and...

I got here around 7:30 or 8pm on a Saturday evening with some friends, after leaving Club Risque's happy hour. No cover. Dive bars are 100% my kind of vibe, so I felt really comfortable here. When you walk in, the place really just looks like your standard dive bar-...

The place is very small. No ID scans or pat downs. Very relaxed atmosphere. Cheap drinks.

The layout is a center oval-shaped bar with 2 stages at different ends. There are booths on the outer end of the space if you just want to watch from a distance. There is a...

The Location

Penn’s Port Pub is in the Pennsport part of Philadelphia, along the Delaware River &bordering South Philly. It’s at the corner of Swanson St (small side street) and Christopher Columbus Blvd (Aka Delaware Avenue). Very hard to get to if your heading northbound on Columbus Blvd, you...

I haven't been here in years. It's located on Delaware Ave, near Show n Tell and Risque. Corner bar type place. Small bar. Few other seats. No cover. Cheap beers. No couch dances.
Only 3 girls a shift. All attractive. They go topless and may flash the kitty. After their...

If you have never been to the Penn's Port Pub, this is not your average strip club. There are no lapdances, VIP, extras, or velvet ropes in this place. It is a vinyl seating, wood paneling, bright lights, shot and beer bar with an approximate 4x4 stage with an...

Let’s start with what this place is like. Kinda crappy. Doesn’t look like much from the outside. Basically just a little slack situated on Delaware ave next to an auto repair shop. This place is so unassuming that occasionally people walk in expecting a pub due to the name and...

Made a trip down to Philly for work and wanted to have some fun on a Friday night. This was back in Spring of 2022, so sorry if it's a little dated.

Off the bat, I really like small places, the bartender is chill and there is no pat-down, ID scanning,...

I had never been to the Penns Port Pub, but driving by the siren's call made it irresistible.

This Pub sits on Columbus Blvd / Delaware Ave along the Delaware River in Philadelphia. Come out of Club Risque, go by Show-N-Tel towards Cheerleaders, and it kind of sneaks up to you...

Drove by after work on a Thursday afternoon. Didn't realize this place was back open again, their website is not kept to date anymore (pre-covid they used to keep the website updated with dancer schedules).

Basically, it's just like your small neighborhood bar if it added hot completely naked girls.

It's...