Penns Port Pub

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Penns Port Pub Reviews

• review

  18 days ago
  nice enough just not too fun

  I came here one day last week but cant remember which day, it was like 7:00.. i walked in --no pat down--no cover... it seemed to me like they might...
  Comments: 4

  last:

  9 days ago

  by

  chimera422
  db4

  New Jersey
• review

  2 months ago
  A dive bar with naked women. No more, no less.

  Stopped by PPP on a Friday evening while out running some errands in South Philly. The place is easy to miss - it's a single story building on a triangle between Columbus Blvd and...
  Comments: 2

  last:

  2 months ago

  by

  Nickanme
  lumpytelephone420
• review

  3 months ago
  What happened to the PPP ?

  Stopped in around 8 on a Thursday night. Looking to start the night with a draft beer. No more taps. Small local wrap around bar. Pool table and bathrooms in the back. Friendly bartender....
  Comments: 3

  last:

  3 months ago

  by

  otomac
  guthriemags
• review

  3 months ago
  Penns Port Disappointment

  This place has really gone downhill since Covid. Used to be a great after work hangout for years with some really good talent. Enter in to a square bar with about 20-30 stools and a...
  Ol School
• review

  7 months ago
  Good place to kill some time and see some puss

  Had an hour to kill after work before meeting someone for dinner. No better place to stop in for a beer than Penns Port. It's a dive bar with naked ladies dancing...
  Comments: 3

  last:

  5 months ago

  by

  Ol School
  otomac
• review

  9 months ago
  Cozy Place

  Penns Port Pub is a classic tittie bar. It is also a classic dive bar. There is no food except for bags of chips. When you walk in there is a bar right...
  iamfun21

  Philly
• review

  10 months ago
  Best Pub, worst "Club"

  Penn's Port Pub is a go-go bar dive. It is not helpful to think of the Pub as a traditional strip club in the vein of nearby Club Risque or Cheerleader's. This is a...
  bhazel
• review

  10 months ago
  Philly's last strip club dive

  Great dive, unlike anyplace else in philly. No cover charge. 3 girls working on a Friday night. Mostly rock music, girls pick their own songs. Drinks are cheap, and the bartenders are generous. One...
  Comments: 5

  last:

  10 months ago

  by

  oldman915
  lumpytelephone420
• review

  a year ago
  Dive Bar Par Excellence

  Stopped in on a Thursday evening around 6pm. My first time here. Street parking is pretty easy around here. No cover. The place is a small U-shaped bar with a few booth tables against the...
  Comments: 2

  last:

  10 months ago

  by

  oldman915
  Cjones13
• review

  a year ago
  Last of the Philly nude bars

  I haven’t been to a nude bar since Daydreams closed down so when a friend called me to take a drive down to Columbus Ave Risqué I was happy to ablige because a nude...
  Mrkool
• review

  a year ago
  dive bar with naked dancers

  This is a dive bar where a dancer dances on a stage behind the bar. There are no lap dances or vip rooms, and no food. Just $8 drinks and hot women dancing. The...
  Comments: 1

  last:

  a year ago

  by

  Nickanme
  Nickanme
• review

  a year ago
  Great place to chill, but no private dances

  I had never been here before and was looking to branch out to a new place. I had read the previous reviews here and knew that private dances aren’t on the table, but it’s...
  Comments: 1

  last:

  a year ago

  by

  59
  Buck23
• review

  a year ago
  Blue Collar Bar with Yuppie Customers

  Parked on street between Penns Port and Show&Tel (no fee). Street is well-lit. Be careful entering from Columbus Blvd, however, as you cannot turn right onto that parking street from Columbus Blvd,...
  Comments: 3

  last:

  a year ago

  by

  pedrome30
  funonthaside
• review

  a year ago
  No Frills Throwback Bar

  I went on a Friday afternoon. I had not been here in many, many years but the place looked the same (in a good way). It is a small, throwback, neighborhood dive bar with...
  johnbaer

  Pennsylvania
• review

  2 years ago
  10/10 dive bar that just happens to have naked women

  I got here around 7:30 or 8pm on a Saturday evening with some friends, after leaving Club Risque's happy hour. No cover. Dive bars are 100% my kind of vibe, so I felt really...
  Comments: 3

  last:

  2 years ago

  by

  Baby_bat96
  Baby_bat96
• review

  2 years ago
  Chill Vibes, No Drama

  The place is very small. No ID scans or pat downs. Very relaxed atmosphere. Cheap drinks. The layout is a center oval-shaped bar with 2 stages at different ends. There are booths on the outer...
  Comments: 2

  last:

  2 years ago

  by

  golddustsiren
  goerparty1
• review

  2 years ago
  Might be an option during hard financial times..

  The Location Penn’s Port Pub is in the Pennsport part of Philadelphia, along the Delaware River &bordering South Philly. It’s at the corner of Swanson St (small side street) and Christopher Columbus Blvd (Aka...
  Comments: 6

  last:

  2 years ago

  by

  jackel0001
  chimera422

  Damn.......
• review

  2 years ago
  Strip club with training wheels

  I haven't been here in years. It's located on Delaware Ave, near Show n Tell and Risque. Corner bar type place. Small bar. Few other seats. No cover. Cheap beers. No couch dances. Only...
  Comments: 2

  last:

  2 years ago

  by

  oldman915
  OG12346
• review

  2 years ago
  Corner bar with boobs

  If you have never been to the Penn's Port Pub, this is not your average strip club. There are no lapdances, VIP, extras, or velvet ropes in this place. It is a vinyl seating,...
  Comments: 1

  last:

  2 years ago

  by

  HiYaDave
  Willy215
• review

  2 years ago
  The best little club in Philly

  Let’s start with what this place is like. Kinda crappy. Doesn’t look like much from the outside. Basically just a little slack situated on Delaware ave next to an auto repair shop. This place...
  Comments: 6

  last:

  2 years ago

  by

  LongLegs
  cccxx233
• review

  2 years ago
  Most likely will come back.

  Made a trip down to Philly for work and wanted to have some fun on a Friday night. This was back in Spring of 2022, so sorry if it's a little dated. Off the bat,...
  Comments: 2

  last:

  2 years ago

  by

  tuskular
  tuskular
• review

  2 years ago
  Would be a hoot to see this on Guy Fieri's Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives

  I had never been to the Penns Port Pub, but driving by the siren's call made it irresistible. This Pub sits on Columbus Blvd / Delaware Ave along the Delaware River in Philadelphia. Come out...
  Comments: 3

  last:

  2 years ago

  by

  BadBob
  SalaoLikeSantiago

  I know that you're young and inexperienced; but you can trust me to be sensitive and understanding. Now, here, have more tequila.
• review

  2 years ago
  Nude girls at a local bar

  Drove by after work on a Thursday afternoon. Didn't realize this place was back open again, their website is not kept to date anymore (pre-covid they used to keep the website updated with...
  Comments: 3

  last:

  2 years ago

  by

  oldman915
  otomac
• review

  3 years ago
  Neighborhood Bar With Fully Nude Women Through a Haze of Smoke

  This was my first-ever visit to Penns Port, but I was intrigued by prior reviews. Those basically described the club as a neighborhood bar with naked women, no lap dances. Honestly, I don’t think...
  Comments: 2

  last:

  3 years ago

  by

  oldman915
  pedrome30

  New Jersey
• review

  3 years ago
  Paying Pussies & Puppies that Pass @ Penn's Port Pub as a Proud, Poised, Passionate, Prolific, Prominent, Poignant, Proficient, Powerful, Persistent, Promising, Prominent PL

  South Philadelpha, PA. Friday Night. Around 1030. On Christopher Columbus Blvd. Parking right out front on the street. Right across the street from Show & Tell. Walk in. No cover, no door guy. Layout...
  Comments: 1

  last:

  3 years ago

  by

  chimera422
  Muddy

  USA