Penns Port Pub
Closed
1920 S Columbus Blvd Philadelphia, PA 19148

Local watering hole with hot dancers and burlesque feel

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BrianTPhilly
Jul 11, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

Checked out Pennspprt on a Thursday afternoon. Had been driving by regularly as it is near the big box stores and the popular Club Risqué but was wary as it looks like a dive. A friend who parties with some folks in the biz told me that the dancers are hot and cool. So why not? Well it is both a dive and a great, unique place that should be cherished.

There place is small with a pool table off in the back and a u shaped bar. Platform in the middle where the dancing occurs. It is topples and no touch with a fairly low tipping pattern among the customers. This makes for a good environment for a quiet afternoon beer and some really good eye candy. And to my mind, really good - the three dancers when I was there skewed hipster - tats, natural bodies, lean and athletic. That happens to be what I like. There was welcome flashing when I inserted my tip in the g string, but not much beyond that.

All others there seemed to be regulars - knew the ladies by name. As I am white collar these days I stuck out. Weird at first but quickly settled in. Enjoyed my beer and the feeling of a good old tittie bar. Would go back.

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Local watering hole with hot dancers and burlesque feel