Reviews

I love this place. Maybe because I'm a fan of low-key, blue collar bars. Maybe because it's not a "club" atmosphere. If you had to describe it in one phrase: good hole-in-the-wall…

This club is one of the best kept secrets in Philly. If you are chatting with a guy at another club comparing notes on where to go, this place always comes up. It's…

I visited Penns Port, before a recent trip to see a baseball game. The girls were as usual friendly and great to look at. I still cant get over how this place works.…

Was a packed house @ shift change with wall to wall hotties-one dayshifter on stage and two bartop. After they'd vacuumed the washingtons their nightshift replacements steamed in with no slippage in quality. All(except one…

Imagine a bar like Cheers. Now shrink its size by 2/3. Now, add in a friendly bartender with beautiful eyes and a killer smile. Next, add 4 to 5 great looking milfettes.…

A local hole-in-the-wall full of nice happy people smoking and talking sports. The three dancers/shift rotate on and off the teeny tiny stage with the skinniest pole I've ever seen quickly-some flash the naughty bits…

Stopped in on a Saturday afternoon after putting in a little OT at work. Walked in the door and felt like back in time 20 years. Bar was large rectangle with a small platform for…

This is a small place on Cel. Ave. next to Show N Tel. It's open strange hours but it's worth the trip. Girls dance on the bar that's located as soon as you walk in.…

visited penns port pub again. their hours are kind of annoying and they occaisionally change them. it seems the website is regularly updated with the changes though. moving on to my visit:…

The unassuming small structure on Columbus Avenue looks like a generic neighborhood shot and a beer bar. You enter and voila, the inside looks a generic neighborhood shot and a beer bar.
There is…

The Penns Port is housed in a rather old and unassuming neighborhood-type corner bar; one could probably describe it as being somewhat of a "dive", however, do not be fooled by outward appearances. There…

Ten custies and three dancers on an early Mon afternoon. Nice neighborhood vibe, chatty bartender easy on the eyes. Flashing of the naughty bits seems de riguer here, though some are more flamboyant than others.…