Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Went in on a Friday evening around 5pm. Paid the cover at the door and entered the club. The club its self was dimly lit and there were a few patrons there…

I've been to Pandora's a number of times and depending what you're looking for, this club can be a gem on slow afternoons. The club isn't very fancy, seats are uncomfortable…

Just flew into town from Florida and wanted to see the local action. Decided to come to Pandora's and walked in. grabbed a seat at the bar and ordered a…

Went to Pandoras on a Monday afternoon recently. The club itself is a shithole. Crappy decor, crappy furniture, crappy sound system, crappy DJ, stinky bathroom. Fortunately, I don't go to strip…

It was Sunday just after 1:00pm. When I pulled into the parking lot, I was surprised at how full it was for a Sunday. I found a seat, and had just got…

Quite possibly the slowest it has ever been. This review was for a Saturday a few weeks back. Usual layout to appease you-know-who. Entrance along the side of the…

Stopped in on a Tuesday night with nothing to do. Paid cover and got my drink sat and watched the show. Saw a couple of dancers who bought my eye. Until one…

My previous visit was a bit like a Costco trip. I got plenty of samples. Saw a few packages were bigger than I needed. A few items made my shopping list,…

Stopped by on a Wednesday afternoon around 2pm. It was dead. I was the only one sitting there, and maybe 2-3 in the dancing area. Girls were reluctant to get up stages…

Came here on a Sunday around 3PM. Parking lot was somewhat full but there are plenty of spots to park off the street. Entrance is somewhat protected from the street so there's…

Went to Pandoras on Saturday night. Found a parking spot in the back, and wandered to the front door. The door guy told me $20, so I handed him a…

The guy at Pandoras door was friendly and welcoming, and I generally got that vibe from the other people there. You pay $20 to get in, and that also gets you a…

Me and the crew finished up a job at lunchtime. We had been working 7 days a week for 3 weeks straight. I figured the boys needed a reward for finishing the…

Went to the club on a Friday night looking for a regular that I normally visit. Turns out she is no longer there but I stuck around to see all the new…

I had been out of town for some time and decided to stop by and see if anything had changed since my last visit. I was looking for some new girls…

I stop by this club once in a while, but mostly during the day. Decided to check out the night shift last night (Saturday). What a mistake. $20 to get in (includes a…

Stopped by on a day I knew one of my favorites was returning from a short hiatus from the club. Paid the usual $10 cover, sat down and paid another few bucks…

This club is the typical Seattle club with crappy DJ and moldy smelling vip area. The layout is nice and the tables are spaced out enough to where you aren't bumping into…

I have a new atf. I have noticed the days girls are usually the same. The mexican milf. A couple tall AA girls. A Diamond. A Captain, A few others. Most are…

I had a long hot day doing my work. Doing construction in this heat is a bitch. Went home and my place must have been 90 degrees. I took a cold shower…

I found myself in Seattle mid week. I found myself in Seattle with free time. I found myself Seattle with cash. This combination resulted in me making a visit to Pandoras. The lot…

Went by on a Saturday. Monse, Rio, Anya, Nova and maybe one other girl working. Nova is a bit of a character. Wouldn't even acknowledge customers and if she has the mood…

I went to Pandora's on Saturday late afternoon for a few hours and wish I could get that time back. Paid the $15 for cover and soda. Arrived around 4:30pm and there…

I want to be clear. I could be wordy wordy wordy and write 10 paragraphs to make the review Nazi's happy. But I ain't here for them and neither is anyone else.…

I went into Pandora's a few Mondays ago around 4 to see what's offered there that afternoon. I've been told by dancers there before that their one scheduling rule is that…

Came into the club at 5:30 PM, spent about one hour in the club. The number of girls during shift changeover, that gap between 4:30 and 8:00 PM, is not large,…

Stopped by early afternoon to see what was happening. Parking lot had a lot of cars in it so first thought was it would be jumping inside. Ha, went in…

Went to Pandora’s to have some fun on a Saturday night to relax from the prior week. When I walked in it was pretty lively and had a good atmosphere( better than…

Had a day off this week and needed to kill some time and cure my case of blue balls. Parked up front and paid $20 cover which included watered down soda. Sat…

As another member mentioned, there hasn’t been much new talent lately. And lots the talent is starting to show wear and tear. Although some of the dancers who have left were…

Went to Pandora’s twice. Wednesday night. Sat a little behind the stage so I can see whose all there. Within 3 min a sexy lady with hard bolt ons sat on my…

Showed up after an early morning work meeting and needed some stress relief. Pulled in and the parking lot was fairly empty, but since it was fairly early it didn't worry…

I went in on a Wednesday afternoon. I paid the usual cover and order my large water. I was surprised how many customers were there. I would say there were at least…

It was late..had to bring a buddy home..and owed him some $...so why not give it to him in chips? Went on a Sunday night and took a withdrawal, but so few ladies…

It was a sunny Sunday afternoon. I had just finished doing some day drinking, and decided I needed some naughty fun. I paid the $15 for a drink and to get in.…

Seems like a decent enough club, I just wish it was bigger. Two small stages, two rows of not very private booths for dances, and an okay amount of general seating. At…

Came here on a Friday around noon. Paid the usual 15 bucks for entry and an ice water. The parking lot was pretty empty. Ive never been here this early in the…

Been awhile since I'd been to Pandora's during dayshift so I figured I'd give it another shot to see if any new dancers had started...….and nope. The exact same dancers they've had…

I go to Pandora's once every few months or so, but typically only during dayshift. It had been a while since I'd been in the evening, so I decided to check it…

We were back in Seattle for business and had to stop in to Pandora’s for some monkey business after some happy hour beverages. Paid our $10 and ordered our $5 sodas from…

Managed to carve out a few hours to make a return trip to Pandora's. Was about 5pm on Thursday. Was met at the door for the $15 coke and find myself…

Heard about pandora from a buddy of mine while on a business trip to Seattle. Hit the Indian casino the previous night and had some cash to burn so said WTF…

I stopped in to get some pre 4th of July fun. The place was slow. 5 or 6 dancers. Fewer customers. Inpaid my 10$ cover and bought a refillable soda for another…

Was in few Saturdays ago and I have never been here on the weekend and it had been awhile so i figure fuck it. Went in around 10pm and the cover is…

I visited Pandora's on a Thursday night a few weeks back. It was a bit of a dive with two stages. For 15 or 20 bucks (I can't remember the Thursday price…

I decided to work a short day on a sunny Monday. After failing to make arrangements with a lady from the board, I decided it just might be easier to find some…

I lived in Seattle way back in the 90s. I was a regular at the old Ricks and the long departed Sugars, and had many good times there, and left quite…

Went to Pandora on a Thursday evening after reading some reviews on TUSCL. Based on the reviews I was expecting some extra entertainment vs my prior experience at Deja Vu.…

I was up in Seattle to collect some beats; thank you St. Louis and Toronto. Having plenty of cash in hand, I decided what better thing to do then visit a strip…

Well I must say I was torn between coming to Pandora's or trying the LCDV. I'm not sure what I would have missed at the LCDV, but I guess I'll…

Went in on an early Sunday evening, I saw several new girls and I don't know if it was just a different night, (I don't make it in on Sunday's) or there…

Locals bear with me while I include some items for the Review Nazi patrol. 10 dollar cover, 10 dollar bottomless non-alcholic drink. 2 stages, dancers do a one song dance…

Went in early last week early evening. Pretty slow from the looks of it with only a few cars in the parking lot. Paid my entry fee and drink and…

My usual go-to on weekends. As always, you’ve got your regular dancers Nova, Morgan, Monse, Anya, with their line of regulars. With a couple new faces to me thrown into…

It was a Saturday afternoon around 2pm when I got to the club. I typically get dances from Cream. However, she was not working Memorial Day weekend. I was hoping to put…

I like my women different than the rest. I wast a nasty dirty vibe. This place is perfect. Dark, seedy and dirty. 10$ to get in and 10$ for a bottomless pop.…

Ok. I use TUSCL a lot, and promised more reviews to give back a bit, so finally getting to one. Here we go. Was looking for a more laid back club…

Laughed while walking in, seeing several work trucks parked there fully decked out in logos, numbers, etc. I guess I wasn't the only one coming in straight from work. Walked in, was…

So I stopped in the get some action. Paid my 10$ entry fee and 5$ soda fee. The club is kinda run down but I ain't one of those guys that are…

Before taking some much needed time off from work, decided to start off my extended holiday weekend at the club. Usual crowd on the weekend and every girl seemed upbeat and fun…

Hadn't been in for so decided to take a trip up. Got there around 10:30 and there were about 6 guys watching the stages and the same in the back. Got my…

Monday visit after long time. On my way to Lynwood and had an hour to kill.  Naomi, Ava, Anya, Martina, imagine, Ana and a new super hot new girl working. Around 5-6 customers…

Dropped by to see who's there on sundays. Paid the cover and got my drink sat down by the stage to see Anya dance, next was Rio, patience, nova, and a few…

With time to kill between appointments, what a better way to spend it than here. This is my favorite club to visit in Seattle, will be very sorry when it changes…

It was around noon on Saturday. I had been sitting around the house thinking naughty thoughts, and reading TNA. I decided that I should head down to Pandora's, and see if my…

I was hanging out with a couple friends and celebrating all weekend long. One of them suggested we pop into Pandora’s. I have grown up with both of these guys and…

After a mediocre visit to Kittens when we first got to Seattle we decided to hit Pandora’s which is usually laid back and consistent. Got there early evening before the night shift…

Came by Pandora's again on a recent weekday afternoon and was disappointed overall. Didn't see any of my old favorites there, and the ladies who were there were either larger than…

It is 10$ to get in e door. Another 10$ for a refillable pop. No booze in Wasinvton Clubs. There wasn't mutch to choose from. An 4p something mexican dancer. A huge…

Came in on a slow weekday afternoon. (pun intended) It was warm outside and decided to beat the heat and relax in the dark, air conditioned club with some half-naked ladies. Found a…

Never been to this club before, mainly due to Seattle having a less than stellar reputation for gentlemens clubs, but I had some time on a Thursday afternoon and some chatter on…

Went in on a Friday a couple of weeks ago. Several girls working and only a few patrons. Sat down with my coke and watched the line up for a…

Came here on a thursday around 3pm. Paid the 15 bucks for entry and a drink. There were probably 8 dancers and 10 customers. A little bit busier than I am used…