Reviews

I’ve been taking a sabbatical from my haunts of late, with nothing but the memory of Minnie’s fat ass. A perv can’t stay away from his watering holes for long though, so I headed over…

Bruh, bruh. Do I got something for a woman with a ASS for days. THIS REVIEW WILL BE GRAPHIC BECAUSE CLUBS IN SEATTLE ARE FULL SERVICE. MANAGEMENT AND LAW ENFORCEMENT DONT CARE. I…

Visited on Thursday afternoon for my 2nd visit to Pandora's. Walked in and gave the door lady $50. Went to the bathroom and when I came out she had my club soda and $35 in…

Had a dinner meeting at 6:00 in Seattle, so I thought I’d stop by my old reliable and see if I can have a little fun. Parking lot was busier than I expected which…

I am usually a daytime visitor, but this time I rolled in on a Tuesday evening and it happened to be right at shift change. I paid my cover and took a seat along the…

I visit Seattle fairly often and have noticed the reviews for the clubs, particularly that Pandora's gets the most, and is held in high regard by the distinguished members of this forum, so I found…

Obligatory club info (mostly copied from my earlier review, not much changed): this is one of the more popular clubs in Seattle though it looks more like a dive bar. I think they are trying…

Came here on a weekend daytime visit not too long ago. $15 gets you in and a non-alcoholic drink. I believe it’s your standard coke products. Coke, Sprite, their diet variations,…

As many of you here have read the trips to pandoras differ between day and nighttime shift. This time I was able to go during the day. It was the first time since the pandemic…

Been monitoring pandoras reviews since so long, so decided to give it a try on Thursday, as per suggestions high mileage is on weekdays day shift, so visited the club at 1:30. I was expecting…

Definitely like the remodeled club. The ladies were all pretty attractive. Most unmemorable stage shows, although Lola (?) had some really impressive pole work. Most of the ladies who approached were friendly and respectful. Some came…

After my last visit with a couple coworkers I was back in Seattle and decided to see if we just hit Pandora’s on an off night. Not sure if we did, but this visit was…

Went in on Monday early afternoon. First up was Luna. I was sort of shocked to see her because the last time I saw her I was licking her butthole at Sands.…

I was out drinking with some friends. On the way home my car turned into pandoras. I popped in a Vitamin V. There were about 15-20 cars in the lot. There is a car attendant…

General club details. $15 cover includes a drink. You enter on the corner of a long rectangular room, main stage is dead ahead, DJ and bar to your right. Second smaller stage back of the…

Arrived just after noon. The parking lot was fuller than I expected. Went inside paid the $15 for soda and found a seat. Things were definitely just getting started, but fairly busy for so early. First…

I’ve been trying to stay from my favorite degenerate pastime, but there’s been some new talent on the scene in town I’ve been meaning to try. I went to Kittens, my new favorite haunt around…

Here is the general club details. $20 cover includes a drink. You enter on the corner of a long rectangular room, main stage is dead ahead, DJ and bar to your right. Second smaller stage…

Arrived at Pandora's around 3:30 PM this past Monday, parking lot wasn't full but had a decent amount of cars there, but finding a space was no biggie as expected for a weekday at the…

Sorry for terse review, but only had an hour so was pretty quick. Place was pretty nice. Safe area, plenty of parking. Generally clean inside, although honestly could have used slightly more lighting. Oh, and…

Hit up Pandoras for thew first time on a Saturday night a couple of weeks ago. I see a lot of reviews on here about daytime visits and weekday visits but not a lot about…

I visited Pandora's on Friday 7/22/22 at about 4:30PM hoping the 2 for 1 VIP rates still started at 5PM. They were indeed still available as you can see below. There were many dancers…

The exterior Pandoras has recently been painted. It’s now a dark brick red color. Some customers probably won’t notice because they’re quickly walking from the car to the club entrance, hoping by looking down at…

Visited Pandoras around 5:30 in the evening. Took the metro from downtown to roosevelt and hopped on a uber from there. The club is in a decently safe area and is easily visible to your…

I’m a strip club degenerate perv. I did the strip club tour last weekend but needed another perv high. So I went to Pandoras…again. I’ve said before that Kittens is becoming my new stomping ground,…