Reviews

Was bored on Sunday so I decided to take the short drive over to pandoras. I’ve always been a weekday dayshift perv, but decided to give Sunday a try. Pulled in Off lake…

Visit Pandora's for the first time at 8pm on a Thursday. Only about 5 girls working at the time but more seemed to show up closer to when I left before 10PM. Here it seems…

Ok. My English not good. I from Vietnam. I do my best. I see people get mad for naming dancer so I give hint. Ok? Good. I like this place. I live not far…

First time coming at night for a while. I’m normally a daytime warrior here. I just stopped through with no expectations. It was a pleasant surprise actually. Facility is about par with probably like 50-60%…

I stop by on a Tuesday afternoon, paid my cover ordered my Koch inside against the wall by the bathrooms. There were seven or eight girls and only about three or four customers. Monse stopped…

I was able to get out of work early, and thought some time surrounded by naked ladies would be good for my soul. I wanted to see Jade, but her Instagram said she was not…

Spontaneous visit to Pandora's on a weekday evening. It's been over a year since I've been in here. Several chicks were working, one stage was active where girls would do two songs, then after…

Decided to make a run down to Pandoras to release some stress around 11:30am last Monday. Only around 6 cars in the parking lot, came into the club and paid the 10$ entry fee…

I had to get my game on. I was looking ti get some action. I am usually a dayshift patron but hit it at night at about 9pm. Space in the parking lot. There were…

Pandoras is my go-to in Seattle. It has the best mileage out of any club I've been to. I went in last Thursday and had a pretty good time. The cover is $20 and dances…

Arrived at 17:00, guess it is a very unbusy time to visit. Cover is $10. There were less than 10 gentlemen there, so pretty quiet. There were 3 beatiful dancers. 3 is a low number, but…

not many customers in the club when I stop by early afternoon. Layloni, Monse, Paisley, Sativa, and Anya were there. I will say that since reopening after Covid forced the club to shut down, they’ve…

It’s Thanksgiving, so I went to a strip club to celebrate with degeneracy. I could have went to any strip club club this Thanksgiving, but I went to Pandoras because it’s the It’s A Wonderful…

It’s turkey day for most of you….for me it’s more about stuffing and cream pies. Wandered into our favorite hole in the wall in the PNW. Shades of Red/black are the theme colors. Two stages…

After my first visit to a Seattle strip club, I was planning to branch out and try another club. I happened to be near Pandoras on Wednesday morning, however, and impulsively dropped in. I’m glad…

We got into town early this week. So we decided to check out the weekend night crew. We left very disappointed. Arrived just before 6:00 to see Anya wrapping up with a regular. Other than…

This was my first time going to a Seattle strip club, having relocated from Arizona a few years ago. It seemed like the consensus among Seattle guys on this site is that Pandoras is the…

I won a bet on the Friday Dawg game from my OR buddy so decided to let it ride at a strip club. My buddy from OR prefers his Portland clubs but said let’s…

SETTING: My visit was 10:15 pm to midnight. The club is on the right side of the street, facing north, and has a small but adequate parking area. Hours were posted on the door: open all…

I’ve been taking a sabbatical from my haunts of late, with nothing but the memory of Minnie’s fat ass. A perv can’t stay away from his watering holes for long though, so I headed over…

Bruh, bruh. Do I got something for a woman with a ASS for days. THIS REVIEW WILL BE GRAPHIC BECAUSE CLUBS IN SEATTLE ARE FULL SERVICE. MANAGEMENT AND LAW ENFORCEMENT DONT CARE. I…

Visited on Thursday afternoon for my 2nd visit to Pandora's. Walked in and gave the door lady $50. Went to the bathroom and when I came out she had my club soda and $35 in…

Had a dinner meeting at 6:00 in Seattle, so I thought I’d stop by my old reliable and see if I can have a little fun. Parking lot was busier than I expected which…

I am usually a daytime visitor, but this time I rolled in on a Tuesday evening and it happened to be right at shift change. I paid my cover and took a seat along the…

I visit Seattle fairly often and have noticed the reviews for the clubs, particularly that Pandora's gets the most, and is held in high regard by the distinguished members of this forum, so I found…