Reviews

I had to get my game on. I was looking ti get some action. I am usually a dayshift patron but hit it at night at about 9pm. Space in the parking lot. There were…

Pandoras is my go-to in Seattle. It has the best mileage out of any club I've been to. I went in last Thursday and had a pretty good time. The cover is $20 and dances…

Arrived at 17:00, guess it is a very unbusy time to visit. Cover is $10. There were less than 10 gentlemen there, so pretty quiet. There were 3 beatiful dancers. 3 is a low number, but…

not many customers in the club when I stop by early afternoon. Layloni, Monse, Paisley, Sativa, and Anya were there. I will say that since reopening after Covid forced the club to shut down, they’ve…

It’s Thanksgiving, so I went to a strip club to celebrate with degeneracy. I could have went to any strip club club this Thanksgiving, but I went to Pandoras because it’s the It’s A Wonderful…

It’s turkey day for most of you….for me it’s more about stuffing and cream pies. Wandered into our favorite hole in the wall in the PNW. Shades of Red/black are the theme colors. Two stages…

After my first visit to a Seattle strip club, I was planning to branch out and try another club. I happened to be near Pandoras on Wednesday morning, however, and impulsively dropped in. I’m glad…

We got into town early this week. So we decided to check out the weekend night crew. We left very disappointed. Arrived just before 6:00 to see Anya wrapping up with a regular. Other than…

This was my first time going to a Seattle strip club, having relocated from Arizona a few years ago. It seemed like the consensus among Seattle guys on this site is that Pandoras is the…

I won a bet on the Friday Dawg game from my OR buddy so decided to let it ride at a strip club. My buddy from OR prefers his Portland clubs but said let’s…

SETTING: My visit was 10:15 pm to midnight. The club is on the right side of the street, facing north, and has a small but adequate parking area. Hours were posted on the door: open all…

I’ve been taking a sabbatical from my haunts of late, with nothing but the memory of Minnie’s fat ass. A perv can’t stay away from his watering holes for long though, so I headed over…

Bruh, bruh. Do I got something for a woman with a ASS for days. THIS REVIEW WILL BE GRAPHIC BECAUSE CLUBS IN SEATTLE ARE FULL SERVICE. MANAGEMENT AND LAW ENFORCEMENT DONT CARE. I…

Visited on Thursday afternoon for my 2nd visit to Pandora's. Walked in and gave the door lady $50. Went to the bathroom and when I came out she had my club soda and $35 in…

Had a dinner meeting at 6:00 in Seattle, so I thought I’d stop by my old reliable and see if I can have a little fun. Parking lot was busier than I expected which…

I am usually a daytime visitor, but this time I rolled in on a Tuesday evening and it happened to be right at shift change. I paid my cover and took a seat along the…

I visit Seattle fairly often and have noticed the reviews for the clubs, particularly that Pandora's gets the most, and is held in high regard by the distinguished members of this forum, so I found…

Obligatory club info (mostly copied from my earlier review, not much changed): this is one of the more popular clubs in Seattle though it looks more like a dive bar. I think they are trying…

Came here on a weekend daytime visit not too long ago. $15 gets you in and a non-alcoholic drink. I believe it’s your standard coke products. Coke, Sprite, their diet variations,…

As many of you here have read the trips to pandoras differ between day and nighttime shift. This time I was able to go during the day. It was the first time since the pandemic…

Been monitoring pandoras reviews since so long, so decided to give it a try on Thursday, as per suggestions high mileage is on weekdays day shift, so visited the club at 1:30. I was expecting…

Definitely like the remodeled club. The ladies were all pretty attractive. Most unmemorable stage shows, although Lola (?) had some really impressive pole work. Most of the ladies who approached were friendly and respectful. Some came…

After my last visit with a couple coworkers I was back in Seattle and decided to see if we just hit Pandora’s on an off night. Not sure if we did, but this visit was…

Went in on Monday early afternoon. First up was Luna. I was sort of shocked to see her because the last time I saw her I was licking her butthole at Sands.…

I was out drinking with some friends. On the way home my car turned into pandoras. I popped in a Vitamin V. There were about 15-20 cars in the lot. There is a car attendant…