Reviews

Seafood and strippers are the two things I adore most about South Florida. So, when i touchdown in Miami around 10am Thursday morning, my first move was to head to Joe’s Stone Crab. Then…

If you’ve read any of my prior reviews, I’m pretty much the only person who likes this club. This club pretty much serves a small niche of patrons: Those who are looking for Latinas with…

I was Miami this past weekend, and I decided to make a visit to Booby Trap, the TUSCL legend Papi Chulo was with me. I have heard about the infamous tip parade here, and how…

I went on a weekday in the afternoon. This place is as visible as it gets from the expressway, so parking isn't exactly discreet, and neither is walking in. Once you do walk in, you…

If you've ever read my reviews before, you'll know that this is one of my-if not my favorite club. I say this knowing that most people will hate this club, but for my niche wants…

I didn't spend a long time in this club because I was low on funds and time, but in the time I was there I had a great time. I ordered a water and was…

Decided to watch my football team in action in this club, while catching some of the talents during a recent Sunday afternoon. It started well as I was surprised there was nobody to collect…

Was in Miami on business and wanted to make sure that I didn't leave without getting in some tourism of the local clubs. As it was late and I needed to get up early, I…

It's been a while since I've been able to make a trip to the good ole Trap (Doral that is). I've written tomes on this place before so I won't go into as much of…

Paid 20 dollar cover entered the club went straight to the bar. Ordered a beer I think it was $5 don't remember. Watched the stage show. The music was very loud. Noticed no girls were…

Decided to venture in again after striking out tonight with some civillians. I knew what I had in store for me, but decided to make it a chill night. The layout is well known, but…

I was visiting my boy in the sunset area and we decided to hit up BTs after a night of drinking. Honestly, we had a good time and most of the dancers were hot. Many…