Houston Dolls Cabaret Reviews

I went into this place expecting to enjoy myself on my day off from work. I don't know if it was just me but the place seemed very dark inside it wasn't run down and actually looked decent. The girls were okay their were mainly Latina girls, a few white...

After visiting SJ down the street wanted to try this one also. Like SJ you must pass through a metal detector since this club is also outside the city limits dancers don't have to wear latex. Once you enter the club you can see that it has a main stage...

I have been here on five or six occasions over the last two years, including twice within the last six weeks. I have always felt like this was a high mileage, low pressure place, but based on my last two visits, I have to now say it is my...

First of all i have to say i like this place, low pressure, high mileage. there are usually four or five
nice looking dancers and private dances are easy to get and fun. they have small private dance rooms like the St. James except they are run down and can seem...

Well id passed this place several times and always wanted to stop. Smaller Club than the "church" down the road and it sits in a strip mall with a Vietnamese food place and an arcade. I think most of the cars in the lot must have been for those establishments....

Horrible dancers. One grossly overweight and another one crazy skinny, not pretty either...tipped one hispanic girl (a 6, the best there), got cold response. Two of the five dancers were black. The waitresses are hot and will sit and talk with you but that's not really my thing. Parking is...

I stop in here a few times per year and the level of fun varies. On my most recent trip it seemed that the quality of the dancers had increased dramatically. This club is in a kind of run down strip center just off I45 about 10 mins from IAH....

This place can be one of the most complicated places to club at in Houston. Sometimes the girls are there to work and make everyone happy and sometimes well... they all want to hang out with the regulars or disappear to the back to talk with friends. Beer/drinks...

Went with my husband, girls were pretty nasty and we left pretty quick. He has has full service there before and I wanted to watch but I did not find any girls that I liked.
He has been there many times in the afternoon and said usually the girls are better....

I went here with group of coworkers one night. The club was located in a small shopping center. I initially was reluctant to go in but everyone said this club was legit. The club is small but there is plenty of action going on inside. They had 3 stages going...

Went to Houston Dolls on a Sunday evening..
Ok it was Mother's Day & it explained why they were short staffed. There were maybe 5 girls total including a newbie waitress who just danced because there were not enough dancers.
Place is nice. Table & chairs are well positioned.
Drinks are $7 (redbull...

Decided to try Houston Dolls on a business trip as I thought the reviews sounded interesting. Probably won't go back. Arrived during the day, the strip mall is shady and the parking lot small. Some shady individuals hanging in the small lot. I walked in and...

Stopped in at this place early on a Friday evening to see what was going on. The club is a little dumpy and the dancers are not in the upper tier, but they are friendly. I was just sitting back and chillin' when a dancer named Jade sat down and...

the club is is a little strip center down the road from St. James. Parking is tough, i think there is a game room place in the same center. Valet is five bucks, you can pay for the saved spot and park yourself.
metal detector once you enter, there was no...

Houston Dolls on a Saturday night is still pretty slow compared to St. James down the street. Parking lot was full so I had to valet, but it there did not seem to be enough people inside to account for all the cars. Drink service was horrible. ...

I typically go to St. James and have a VIP membership, but I thought I would try HD. The decor is reasonable but the private rooms are run down - there were only a couple that I recall. I only found two dancers who I would consider to...

Enjoyed my night at Dolls. First time here, been to Treasures, fun but pricy and a tad too proud of itself. Been to the church, but they really cater to regulars and groups and I'm almost always solo. Dolls isn't real upscale as far as the environment goes. But friendly...

This place is your typical "dive" club. Maybe one step up. Located in a strip mall next to a hotel by the airport. Good place to stop on the way home. If you arrive early enough you walk right in, no bouncer at the door. ...

I was in town on a business trip, and I wanted to escape reality and have some fun. This turned out to be the place to do it.

I went on a Wednesday night around 9:00. Strangely, the club is in a strip mall-type of building, but the other business is...

$5 cover, I think it used to be free. I have only been in the afternoon and there is no door person so you order a drink and they pop you for the cover with no notice. Service has been extremely slow so you may just want to...

First visits here in the last few months, as I went on a Friday afternoon then Saturday night. The club is a bit of a dive, but I give it an 8 physical rating because the layout is so good. There are semi private rooms for dances, and...

I visited this club a couple of months back on my way from the airport.. Great place and reasonably priced..However, quality is not consistent and always is going down.. I guess it depends on dancers available. Also, as smoking is allowed, you will smell like sh*t when getting out.. On...

This club is just north of the airport. I had just flown in and decided to stop by and pass some time. The setup in this club is fantastic in that dances are done in private booths which don't cost any extra. It's also outside the city...

This club has a main stage and a center stage, visible right when you enter. Acceptable decor and space. Very close to another club St. James which has hotter/nicer women/decor. The reason you go to this club over St. James is because your looking for a...

Ok so I understand i just reviewed this place a few days ago but what a difference a day makes...

A friend and I were to meet here, have a couple of beers, and then off to the St. James... or at least that was the plan. My friend was running...