Reviews

Houston Dolls was only 10 min drive from my hotel so decided to give it a try. Showed my hotel key but still had to pay $5 for parking. Entry was free though. The club…

Went there during the lunch hour as my first stop was too crowded and I was looking for a more laid back place. At lunch there is no parking fee and the cover charge…

Went to Houston Dolls on Wednesday night. I did not have to pay for parking and got in free with a hotel key. Gotta like that entry price. Girls danced topless and…

$10 mandatory parking, $10 cover with no drink included. I guess the main page needs to be corrected to show all this. Private Dance is $20, but average contact. Overall poor experience since I sat there for 1.5…

Had an overnight layover in Houston so decided to try a few clubs out. Went here based on proximity to my hotel. There is a metal detector at the front door, which usually isn't a…

The place is easy to find on a long straight road... In fact, the St. James and the Houston Dolls are just a few yards from each other. Parking is average, but there is room. Admission…

I've been to dolls a few times while traveling through Houston. I usually stay in The Woodlands and this is a quick trip over. inside and out, the decor leaves a lot to be desired.…

This is without doubt the darkest club that I have ever visited. Coming in from the Houston sunlight, it took nearly half an hour to adjust to the dark. This is apparently a well-known…

Always a pretty good time at Dolls. This particular evening, talent wasn't stellar and there wasn't much. So I got a beer and chilled for a while. They let you smoke inside so that's nice.…

Probably the nicest looking women on the north side of town. Hard to find extras, but nice quality talent available here. Drink prices are about average with the normal run of the mill security. Received…

This is a review that I should have written about 2 weeks ago.. Was heading to the St. James but it was a bit early so I thought I would have couple of drinks here…

Some definite advantages here. It was worth a return visit after a comparison with the nearby St. James, and I'd say Houston Dolls did better. Here's why. Have you ever been in a club and said…

Well went back to the doll after a long time away and to my surprise, the o.d management team is back and they have brought along some quality talent!! Over the years Houston dolls was…

I really liked this club. It's a very relaxed environment and the dancers aren't that pushy. I had several that would sit and talk to me for quite a while. If I wasn't interested, I…

So I hit up houston dolls on a recent Monday afternoon. Parking lot was fairly empty but I went in anyway. Only four or five customers inside. I feel like the cover…

You never know what you're going to get when you walk in this place. Tonight though was a hit. About 8-10 dancers were working, and an unusual number of them were above average…

Went to Houston Dolls on a Monday night, which admittedly isn't the best night to judge a strip club. Paid valet...plus $10 cover. Metal detector at the door...and enter into the extremely dark…

This place is very hit or miss. Sometimes you go in and there are lots of dancers, some good lookers, and sometimes there are few dancers, none to be recommended on the basis of…

Went to Dolls on Saturday afternoon. I wasn't expecting it to be hopping because of what time it was, but I was hoping for some quality girls. There were some pretty girls there, but they mostly…

Went here on a recent Monday afternoon. Typically go down the street to st James but thought what the heck. Normally 10 dollar cover at night but was able to enter without a…

I like this place. It's simple and straight forward. Laid back and chill. Went on a Friday afternoon, not the best time to meet lots of girls, but there were a few, less than 10,…

sigh... Well this use to be one of my most favorite places to go but it really as fallen off... I mean they have to compete with St. James down the street which…

OK I'm an Indian so I will have a different set of experience from others here. The dancers were mostly white or Hispanic. Only 3 of them showed up to me. Some of them didn't…

I have been to Houston Dolls many times over the years. Of course the experience can vary from time to time, but it is usually quite good. The girls are ordinarily quite attractive, and vary considerably…

I had a great time on my first visit to Houston Dolls... eventually. It's an extremely laid back atmosphere. I think I waited 30 minutes to get my first drink (which was fine by me…