Houston Dolls Cabaret Reviews

Had an overnight layover in Houston so decided to try a few clubs out. Went here based on proximity to my hotel. There is a metal detector at the front door, which usually isn't a good sign, but the door girl said it's just because they are in a bad...

The place is easy to find on a long straight road... In fact, the St. James and the Houston Dolls are just a few yards from each other.

Parking is average, but there is room. Admission is $10, and the metal detector is also mandatory.

From the entrance, you see a stage...

I've been to dolls a few times while traveling through Houston. I usually stay in The Woodlands and this is a quick trip over. inside and out, the decor leaves a lot to be desired. Parking is limited and kind of awkward shaped. Drinks are dirt cheap compared to...

Always a pretty good time at Dolls. This particular evening, talent wasn't stellar and there wasn't much. So I got a beer and chilled for a while. They let you smoke inside so that's nice. Finally got some company after maybe 30 minutes. Not because anything was wrong, but there...

This is without doubt the darkest club that I have ever visited. Coming in from the Houston sunlight, it took nearly half an hour to adjust to the dark. This is apparently a well-known club problem as the manager at the entrance escorted me to a seat. I...

Probably the nicest looking women on the north side of town. Hard to find extras, but nice quality talent available here. Drink prices are about average with the normal run of the mill security. Received a nice lap dance from a 5'7 or so brunette named amber. She had a...

Some definite advantages here. It was worth a return visit after a comparison with the nearby St. James, and I'd say Houston Dolls did better. Here's why.
Have you ever been in a club and said "wow, the waitresses are hotter than the dancers!"? Well here the waitresses also dance. So...

This is a review that I should have written about 2 weeks ago.. Was heading to the St. James but it was a bit early so I thought I would have couple of drinks here first and see if anything had changed. It hadn't. Its still dingy and the parking...

I really liked this club. It's a very relaxed environment and the dancers aren't that pushy. I had several that would sit and talk to me for quite a while. If I wasn't interested, I didn't get an attitude from any of them. They were all very friendly.

The interior of...

Well went back to the doll after a long time away and to my surprise, the o.d management team is back and they have brought along some quality talent!! Over the years Houston dolls was known for the lower end of the barrell ladies but they were always nice. Well...

So I hit up houston dolls on a recent Monday afternoon. Parking lot was fairly empty but I went in anyway. Only four or five customers inside. I feel like the cover (5$) is hit or miss during lunch time depending on the crowd. The busier...

You never know what you're going to get when you walk in this place. Tonight though was a hit. About 8-10 dancers were working, and an unusual number of them were above average in looks. Quite often there will be very few dancers and most will be...

Went to Houston Dolls on a Monday night, which admittedly isn't the best night to judge a strip club. Paid valet...plus $10 cover. Metal detector at the door...and enter into the extremely dark club. When you enter, the stage is to the left...bar to the right. No...

This place is very hit or miss. Sometimes you go in and there are lots of dancers, some good lookers, and sometimes there are few dancers, none to be recommended on the basis of their looks, and sometimes the place is jumping in all respects.

On this day...

Went to Dolls on Saturday afternoon. I wasn't expecting it to be hopping because of what time it was, but I was hoping for some quality girls.

There were some pretty girls there, but they mostly didn't come up to me. Busy on there phones. I tipped a couple on stage....

Went here on a recent Monday afternoon. Typically go down the street to st James but thought what the heck. Normally 10 dollar cover at night but was able to enter without a cover. As always, dolls is a descent club, not the nicest but not totally creepy....

I like this place. It's simple and straight forward. Laid back and chill. Went on a Friday afternoon, not the best time to meet lots of girls, but there were a few, less than 10, and as few customers. Had a few $4 beers and pretty low cover, $5 I...

sigh... Well this use to be one of my most favorite places to go but it really as fallen off... I mean they have to compete with St. James down the street which has just as much to offer and now they kind of lost the exclusivity. ...

OK I'm an Indian so I will have a different set of experience from others here. The dancers were mostly white or Hispanic. Only 3 of them showed up to me. Some of them didn't care understandably. I 2 of them drinks. Took dance from one of them. Be...

I have been to Houston Dolls many times over the years. Of course the experience can vary from time to time, but it is usually quite good.

The girls are ordinarily quite attractive, and vary considerably in there aggressiveness for dances.

The waitresses are often hotter than the dancers, and generally will...

I had a great time on my first visit to Houston Dolls... eventually. It's an extremely laid back atmosphere. I think I waited 30 minutes to get my first drink (which was fine by me since I like to nurse my drinks). The girls didn't pay me much mind at...

Decided to kill some time here on a Thursday evening. Club is located in a strip mall besides other businesses. Sometimes there is mandatory valet parking. Even if you park yourself, you may be charged the valet fees. On this evening, it was $5.

Entry fee is around $10. Although I...

Same as in previous reviews, it is a $5 entrance fee which is paid when you get your first drink before 7 pm. Smoking allowed with no pasties on the girls. As for the dancers, there was very little to choose from. Perhaps 8 girls working with...

Decided to check out Houston Dolls tonight first on my way to St James. This club isn't bad but not super impressive either. There are definitely some hot girls here though and also some that should not be dancing. A couple things worth mentioning. They allow smoking here so if...

Went to SJ first and was surprised, by how much of a disappointment this place was. Cover was too much and very dull inside. Outside they had a security guy with a gun, and a few doors down, there was a "game" place. (poker, etc) Many of the patrons were...