Reviews

Not a huge place, and not in the best part of town. Walked in and noticed the customers are a bit downscale from the club down the street (St James). Drinks were reasonable…

Club is very dim inside, took a couple minutes for vision to adjust. Threw a few dollars on the stage for dancers, most on the floor were preoccupied with other customers. After a little while,…

Houston Dolls is right down the street from me and I love hitting this place up during lunch. I walked in around noon this day and paid my tab and got a brew.…

This place is a dive. I'm not sure how it looks during busier times, I came in on a Sunday afternoon (lets say 3ish) and didn't stay very long. I think there was a 5…

Tried this club for the fourth time on a Thursday around lunch time two weeks ago. As with all of my visits to this club at this time of day there were very few dancers…

Visited 8:30pm on Presidents day. Very imposing Bouncer outside. $10 cover, there is a metal detector they ignore. Once inside it is fairly dark as it should be. Waitress immediately asks you for a drink…

In a word, this place is "shabby" The club is dirty. The drinks are gtotty, the girls are friendly (but so is my mother-in law). The girls are also unattractive (again, so…

This review was from last week when in town on business. I decided to stop by for an afternoon (4pm) visit as a first as I had some free time. The description of…

I made my 2nd visit to the Houston area recently for work and returned to Houston Dolls after a good experience the first time I traveled there. The place hasn't changed much in the 2 year…

I went into Houston Dolls on an early Saturday afternoon. It is in a small strip mall. As I walked in it was quite large and nicely decorated. I made my way…

Ok so we will try again. Visited the doll on Sunday afternoon. Not a big crowd at all and the dancers were few and far between. Seems this place is having a hard time getting…

Ymmv So, I made it to Houston dolls. Upon entry it definitely feels like my kind of club. Dark inside, with 2 stages and friendly girls. No one seems to be…

I'm in Houston for some work and decided to head out and scope out some strip clubs. Now, being a Florida native, I had often thought of Florida as the strip club state, and Tampa…

The Dolls has been really hit and miss off late for me. i used to frequent this club before i found out about the church. i used to enjoy coming here and spending time and…

I agree with previous reviews that this place is kind of a dive. Was on the way to the Church down the street but decided to stop by at this place as it was…

This club is kind of like a Dive bar. Sometimes you can go there and have a great time others well... You would have just done better by staying home. The place is…

While in Houston stopped by the Doll to see how the action was. As always with this place, it's very dark on the inside, takes a few minutes for the eyes to adjust. No cover…

I guess I showed up too early but there was almost no one in the club. Very few patrons and fewer dancers. One girl did sit down with me and she was very attractive and…

Decided to go to to this place I was area and kind of bored. 2 anted see what type of trouble I can get into. That remind this should be old post but decided to…

Arrived around 11pm after several hours down the road at St. James watch dancers sit around playing on their cell phones and hanging out at the bar. I'll not describe the club as that's…

Dropped by after flying in to IAH and checking into my nearby hotel. Easy enough to get to, close to the airport and I-45. Pulled into the parking lot, no spaces so stopped at valet, where…

I walked into this club after a flight in from a business trip. There was nobody at the door, but a server took my 5 dollar entrance fee. My immediate impression was of…

Was visiting Houston and had time to make a stop at a club before catching a flight. I did some research on this site and decided that Houston Dolls had the most potential for my…

After dropping a respectable amount of cash at St. James and having only a relatively lame time as a result, I moved onto Houston Dolls. I was supposed to meet a client there, but…

This review is for about 3 weeks ago. When I arrived there it was a Thursday evening and I was in the mood but pressed for time. There was still parking to be had so…