Houston Dolls Cabaret Reviews

Came here late Sunday after a trip to The Church. Upon entry, you're pat searched, and pay your $10 cover.

The place is kinda small, but has a huge stage. It's setup pretty well, all things considered. Bartender was super cool, even if it was slow.

And by slow I mean I...

Stopped by on the way back to the hotel as I could see the place from I-45 and traffic was a nightmare.
Admittedly it was early and probably too early to really judge.
Club layout - bar to the right just past the small lap dance rooms. Bar tender was...

Left the previous club I was at since it was like 2 miles down the road.

There was enough parking, I rolled up at like 8.

Security pats you down outside. 10$ cover inside.

big stage with the bar on the right when you walk in. Few customers were chilling, 4...

Arrived around 9pm. Got patted down before entering, and walk though medal detector one you open the door.

Club itself is conf through renovations bar to the right when you walk in, bathrooms around the bar to the left of the bar.

Only a handful of dancers...

I hadn't visited this club in months so figured I'd check them out again. This club used to be really good back in the day (10+ years ago) but recently it has been underwhelming. There is a small parking lot shared by other stores and the cover is...

I'm very new to Strip Clubs in general so this review is from the perspective of a newbie. I visited this establishment twice. The first visit the hottest girl approached me and I visited with her the entirety of my time, about 2 hours. She was very...

This place is like 200 yds down from St. James. I used to go here before and after a lot of nothing at St. James. It's in a very small plaza, next door to a barber school. I got here at 7 pm and paid $10 cover...

It had been a while since I last visited Houston Dolls but it was a Sunday night and there wasn’t much going on at the church so I figured I’d check out Houston Dolls.

The parking lot is shared with other stores but there is ample parking and it is free....

After a recent stop at a neighboring club I found myself pulling into Dolls parking lot just after midnight on a Saturday hoping to enjoy a dance or two after not being successful at the other venue. The sign says new ownership or management and though the last few times...

Visited dolls after work to kill time. I heard the club was in bad shape but it was really bad shape.

It shares a parking lot with a strip center. There was still sun outside so i didnt see how lit the parking lot was during the night. It can appear...

I told my self I wasn’t coming back here again but it’s been a couple of years and thought I’d see if anything improved. Sadly not much. Apparently there is some new ownership and the place did appear cleaner but dancer quality was poor. Too many overweight dancers and...

New mgmt has cleaned the place up and the service is better but the dancers are still awful. Boring, by and large not attractive. Heavy ampount of Cubans which could be fine but they don’t speak English and aren’t at all cute.
If they could attract a little talent it...

To start with, I have been to this club several times in the past and the last few times I have left vowing to never return but it has happened once again. I left the club up the road not fully satisfied with the way my night had turned out...

Had tons of fun the first time I went so I taught I would go again. Similar number of girls working ~10-15.

I grabbed a beer and took a seat. The girls were steady, on stage 2 songs, but did not spend lots of time working the room. I got two...

First time visiting the club. Walked in bought a beer and then sat and scoped the place out. Very dark inside. There are 2 stages there. Two in the main area and one off in the corner. This night only the main stage was being used. Occasionally if a girl...

Was at the St James just down the road and not having any luck there so I thought i'd try Dolls just to see what its like. I went in and ordered a beer (7$ with tip) and there seemed to be 8-10 girls milling around and 1 on...

I’ve been trying to widen my horizons lately. While it might seem a noble endeavor, it comes with risks. For every new gem you find, you will also find a dozen or more horrible places that you will never want to see the inside of again.

Such was...

I admit I was here shortly after they opened and not much was going on. # PL's and myself with 2 dancers and 3 waitresses who also do dances. Decided to try the waitress out for a few. Not bad as far as privates go but nothing...

Its been a while since I was in Houston, so I stopped by to see the club. Not much changes since my last visit, maybe not quite as dark as before but still darker than most clubs. Waitresses were nice and seemed to be happy and tried to...

Pros:
You will be respected. You will not get mugged! :) Music I found to be very good. They seemed to avoid that typical top 40 and bad edm club music. Dubsteb was like 5 years ago.

Cons:
Seems like they don't have as many girls as they should. I remember a period...

This place is just off I45 on Greens Road in a mini strip mall like location and just up the road from the much larger St James. Mparking lot is not that big and was 3/4ths full but this most have been for other businesses as there couldn’t have...

Saturday night visit, 7:45-8:30. Free parking, $10 cover, $6.00 bottled water at the bar.

In doing my research prior to my visit to Houston, I notice this club's website says, "We do not allow tank tops or sweats, basketball shorts. You are required to wear a belt, business casual...

Been to this club a few times and it's obviously going downhill at this point. As mentioned in a previous review the club now opens at 6pm rather than 11am. The club is still mostly dead on weeknights and picks up slightly on Friday and Saturday nights. They usually don't...

Sad day. Dolls hours are only open at night now so the ability to go during the day for serious action is now over. However, many of the day dancers are there at night. Place has not changed. Still 20 for a dance and if you...

This is definitely a you get what you pay for type situation. New hours are 6P-2A Monday thru Sunday. Not sure how to submit to have hours changed... Unless it's a temporary post hurricane thing.
Now to the review:

I'm writing this as I'm sitting in the club. A.c. Blowing nice...