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Houston Dolls Cabaret
313 Rankin Rd Houston, TX 77073

Houston Dolls Cabaret Reviews

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  • review
    4 months ago
    Waiting out the traffic in N H-town
    Stopped by on the way back to the hotel as I could see the place from I-45 and traffic was a nightmare. Admittedly it was early and probably too early to really judge. Club...
  • review
    8 months ago
    Not worth it
    Left the previous club I was at since it was like 2 miles down the road. There was enough parking, I rolled up at like 8. Security pats you down outside. 10$ cover inside. big...
  • review
    a year ago
    Under Construction
    Arrived around 9pm. Got patted down before entering, and walk though medal detector one you open the door. Club itself is conf through renovations bar to the right when you walk in,...
  • review
    a year ago
    Not The Best Club, But Sometimes It Gets The Job Done
    I hadn't visited this club in months so figured I'd check them out again. This club used to be really good back in the day (10+ years ago) but recently it has been...
    abcabc
    Texas
  • review
    2 years ago
    Review from a newbie
    I'm very new to Strip Clubs in general so this review is from the perspective of a newbie. I visited this establishment twice. The first visit the hottest girl approached me and...
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    2 years ago

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    Papi_Chulo
  • review
    2 years ago
    Other than a poor man's Megan Thee Stallion, not much else here
    This place is like 200 yds down from St. James. I used to go here before and after a lot of nothing at St. James. It's in a very small plaza, next...
    chiefwiggum
    Illinois
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    2 years ago

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    jajake56
  • review
    3 years ago
    Disappointing Sunday Night
    It had been a while since I last visited Houston Dolls but it was a Sunday night and there wasn’t much going on at the church so I figured I’d check out Houston Dolls. The...
    abcabc
    Texas
  • review
    5 years ago
    How do they stay open
    After a recent stop at a neighboring club I found myself pulling into Dolls parking lot just after midnight on a Saturday hoping to enjoy a dance or two after not being successful at...
    ryguy99
    Texas
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    5 years ago

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    jusflor
  • review
    5 years ago
    Under renovation... wait until its ready
    Visited dolls after work to kill time. I heard the club was in bad shape but it was really bad shape. It shares a parking lot with a strip center. There was still sun outside...
  • review
    5 years ago
    Same old same old
    I told my self I wasn’t coming back here again but it’s been a couple of years and thought I’d see if anything improved. Sadly not much. Apparently there is some new ownership...
    Aurum
    Ontario
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    5 years ago

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    bjhunter
  • review
    5 years ago
    Skip it until they hire some talent
    New mgmt has cleaned the place up and the service is better but the dancers are still awful. Boring, by and large not attractive. Heavy ampount of Cubans which could be fine but they...
  • review
    5 years ago
    New stage same dancers
    To start with, I have been to this club several times in the past and the last few times I have left vowing to never return but it has happened once again. I left...
    ryguy99
    Texas
  • review
    5 years ago
    2nd time not a charm
    Had tons of fun the first time I went so I taught I would go again. Similar number of girls working ~10-15. I grabbed a beer and took a seat. The girls were steady, on...
  • review
    6 years ago
    Fun time
    First time visiting the club. Walked in bought a beer and then sat and scoped the place out. Very dark inside. There are 2 stages there. Two in the main area and one off...
  • review
    6 years ago
    Gave Dolls a try. Nothing special
    Was at the St James just down the road and not having any luck there so I thought i'd try Dolls just to see what its like. I went in and ordered a beer...
  • review
    6 years ago
    A Special Kind of Yuck
    I’ve been trying to widen my horizons lately. While it might seem a noble endeavor, it comes with risks. For every new gem you find, you will also find a dozen or...
    reverendhornibastard
    Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
  • review
    6 years ago
    Yawning Not Dancing
    I admit I was here shortly after they opened and not much was going on. # PL's and myself with 2 dancers and 3 waitresses who also do dances. Decided to try...
    jimmyblong
    Illinois
  • review
    7 years ago
    Visit over New Years
    Its been a while since I was in Houston, so I stopped by to see the club. Not much changes since my last visit, maybe not quite as dark as before but still...
    auricgf
    Illinois
  • review
    7 years ago
    what is this place
    Pros: You will be respected. You will not get mugged! :) Music I found to be very good. They seemed to avoid that typical top 40 and bad edm club music. Dubsteb was like 5...
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    6 years ago

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    vmaxhp
  • review
    7 years ago
    Houston Dolls Thursday
    This place is just off I45 on Greens Road in a mini strip mall like location and just up the road from the much larger St James. Mparking lot is not that big...
    Aurum
    Ontario
  • review
    7 years ago
    HARD TO JUDGE ON A SLOW NIGHT
    Saturday night visit, 7:45-8:30. Free parking, $10 cover, $6.00 bottled water at the bar. In doing my research prior to my visit to Houston, I notice this club's website says, "We do not allow...
    EastCoaster
    I strongly prefer women of color. Every color.
  • review
    7 years ago
    Downhill
    Been to this club a few times and it's obviously going downhill at this point. As mentioned in a previous review the club now opens at 6pm rather than 11am. The club is still...
    ryguy99
    Texas
  • review
    7 years ago
    Only open at night now!
    Sad day. Dolls hours are only open at night now so the ability to go during the day for serious action is now over. However, many of the day dancers are there...
    Armystang
    New York
  • review
    7 years ago
    Very laid back, will have to return soon.
    This is definitely a you get what you pay for type situation. New hours are 6P-2A Monday thru Sunday. Not sure how to submit to have hours changed... Unless it's a temporary post hurricane...
    Chaz6422
    Somewhere between her legs
  • review
    7 years ago
    surprisingly comfortable
    Finished meetings early and had a few hours before my flight. I could have changed to an earlier flight but I wanted to check out the St James club that is pretty near...
    623
    Alligators make good pets, at least up to 4 ft long ....
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