Houston Dolls Cabaret
313 Rankin Rd
Houston, TX 77073
Reviews
Submit a ReviewGood time on return
So hadn't been to Houston Dolls in like 16 years. Was bored on a Tuesday with Wed off so went up. Arrived about 10 min after open. Parking lot shared with barbershop, barber school, and…
1 commentslast: 2 wks ago(bfc1978)
bfc1978
Nov 29, 2025, 3:16 PM
Visiting on Business; Will Return
In town for business and wanted to find some fun. I settled on Houston Dolls because recent reviews suggested extras were on the table. That seems to be the case, but things didn’t…
1 commentslast: 3 mos ago(Rob445)
Carotene1
Jul 19, 2025, 1:05 PM
Hot stop in Houston
Houston Dolls is located near the airport and in a small strip mall. Walking in, cover was $5 and a brief security pat down. Inside the club there is a large stage with…
Fish1369
Jun 23, 2025, 12:40 PM
Disappointing visit on a Friday night
I stopped in here after a visit to Diosa’s around the corner for some variety. The place has been redone and looks nice (I haven’t been here in a few years) but that’s where the…
Winthisbracket111
Jun 17, 2025, 3:37 AM
Slow Sunday
Came here late Sunday after a trip to The Church. Upon entry, you're pat searched, and pay your $10 cover.
The place is kinda small, but has a huge stage. It's setup pretty well, all things…
cbhazard
Oct 28, 2024, 2:18 PM
Waiting out the traffic in N H-town
Stopped by on the way back to the hotel as I could see the place from I-45 and traffic was a nightmare.
Admittedly it was early and probably too early to really judge.
Club layout…
Cantgetenuf
Apr 9, 2024, 1:03 AM
Not worth it
Left the previous club I was at since it was like 2 miles down the road.
There was enough parking, I rolled up at like 8.
Security pats you down outside. 10$ cover inside.
big stage…
Grjax
Dec 2, 2023, 10:53 PM
Under Construction
Arrived around 9pm. Got patted down before entering, and walk though medal detector one you open the door.
Club itself is conf through renovations bar to the right when you walk in, bathrooms…
Mtnbkr1234
Aug 8, 2023, 11:29 PM
Not The Best Club, But Sometimes It Gets The Job Done
I hadn't visited this club in months so figured I'd check them out again. This club used to be really good back in the day (10+ years ago) but recently it has been underwhelming.…
abcabc
Apr 16, 2023, 5:28 PM
Review from a newbie
I'm very new to Strip Clubs in general so this review is from the perspective of a newbie. I visited this establishment twice. The first visit the hottest girl approached me and I…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Papi_Chulo)
imtimtim1000
Jan 9, 2023, 3:24 AM
Other than a poor man's Megan Thee Stallion, not much else here
This place is like 200 yds down from St. James. I used to go here before and after a lot of nothing at St. James. It's in a very small plaza, next door…
1 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(jajake56)
chiefwiggum
Nov 24, 2022, 2:13 AM
Disappointing Sunday Night
It had been a while since I last visited Houston Dolls but it was a Sunday night and there wasn’t much going on at the church so I figured I’d check out Houston Dolls.
The parking…
abcabc
May 15, 2021, 11:50 PM


