Reviews

So hadn't been to Houston Dolls in like 16 years. Was bored on a Tuesday with Wed off so went up. Arrived about 10 min after open. Parking lot shared with barbershop, barber school, and…

In town for business and wanted to find some fun. I settled on Houston Dolls because recent reviews suggested extras were on the table. That seems to be the case, but things didn’t…

Houston Dolls is located near the airport and in a small strip mall. Walking in, cover was $5 and a brief security pat down. Inside the club there is a large stage with…

I stopped in here after a visit to Diosa’s around the corner for some variety. The place has been redone and looks nice (I haven’t been here in a few years) but that’s where the…

Came here late Sunday after a trip to The Church. Upon entry, you're pat searched, and pay your $10 cover. The place is kinda small, but has a huge stage. It's setup pretty well, all things…

Stopped by on the way back to the hotel as I could see the place from I-45 and traffic was a nightmare. Admittedly it was early and probably too early to really judge. Club layout…

Left the previous club I was at since it was like 2 miles down the road. There was enough parking, I rolled up at like 8. Security pats you down outside. 10$ cover inside. big stage…

Arrived around 9pm. Got patted down before entering, and walk though medal detector one you open the door. Club itself is conf through renovations bar to the right when you walk in, bathrooms…

I hadn't visited this club in months so figured I'd check them out again. This club used to be really good back in the day (10+ years ago) but recently it has been underwhelming.…

I'm very new to Strip Clubs in general so this review is from the perspective of a newbie. I visited this establishment twice. The first visit the hottest girl approached me and I…

This place is like 200 yds down from St. James. I used to go here before and after a lot of nothing at St. James. It's in a very small plaza, next door…

It had been a while since I last visited Houston Dolls but it was a Sunday night and there wasn’t much going on at the church so I figured I’d check out Houston Dolls. The parking…

After a recent stop at a neighboring club I found myself pulling into Dolls parking lot just after midnight on a Saturday hoping to enjoy a dance or two after not being successful at the…

Visited dolls after work to kill time. I heard the club was in bad shape but it was really bad shape. It shares a parking lot with a strip center. There was still sun outside so…

I told my self I wasn’t coming back here again but it’s been a couple of years and thought I’d see if anything improved. Sadly not much. Apparently there is some new ownership and…

New mgmt has cleaned the place up and the service is better but the dancers are still awful. Boring, by and large not attractive. Heavy ampount of Cubans which could be fine but they don’t…

To start with, I have been to this club several times in the past and the last few times I have left vowing to never return but it has happened once again. I left the…

Had tons of fun the first time I went so I taught I would go again. Similar number of girls working ~10-15. I grabbed a beer and took a seat. The girls were steady, on stage…

First time visiting the club. Walked in bought a beer and then sat and scoped the place out. Very dark inside. There are 2 stages there. Two in the main area and one off in…

Was at the St James just down the road and not having any luck there so I thought i'd try Dolls just to see what its like. I went in and ordered a beer…

I’ve been trying to widen my horizons lately. While it might seem a noble endeavor, it comes with risks. For every new gem you find, you will also find a dozen or more…

I admit I was here shortly after they opened and not much was going on. # PL's and myself with 2 dancers and 3 waitresses who also do dances. Decided to try the…

Its been a while since I was in Houston, so I stopped by to see the club. Not much changes since my last visit, maybe not quite as dark as before but still darker…

Pros: You will be respected. You will not get mugged! :) Music I found to be very good. They seemed to avoid that typical top 40 and bad edm club music. Dubsteb was like 5 years…

This place is just off I45 on Greens Road in a mini strip mall like location and just up the road from the much larger St James. Mparking lot is not that big and…