Houston Dolls Cabaret Reviews

Finished meetings early and had a few hours before my flight. I could have changed to an earlier flight but I wanted to check out the St James club that is pretty near the airport. On my way to St James, I stumbled on Houston Dolls, a pretty...

I reviewed this club nearly a year ago and think I may have said I would never go back, recently I found myself in the area and bored and stopped by again on a Friday after midnight. It sure beats afternoons and evenings here! The dancer quality and selection is...

Tuesday maybe 4 in the afternoon, i had been at the St James just prior, st james was pretty good had a dance there but i was ready to roll so i went to Houston Dolls, big mistake. there were only three unattractive dancers, i didn't expect much but was...

So on my last visit to Houston Dolls, pretty similar to my other experiences. The club is nothing fancy, but maybe that's your thing. I like that it's pretty chill and no pressure. Very relaxed atmosphere without much hustle. The dancers and servers are friendly but not pushy. The parking...

This place is pretty big, theres a metal detector as you walk in. No one is at the desk til 7ish, free cover before then. Theres a bar to the right and a giant stage on the left. A bar area to the left of the stage. I went during...

Passing through Houston and had some time for a visit befote my next appointment the next day. The place has been described before so I won't go into a lot of details. The club is beside a cheap hotel and some Asian food joint. Parking is somewhat...

In summary, Houston Dolls is a decent topless club. Guarded and well-lit parking lot.Sself-parking available. No entry fee for this early evening visit.

The main stage to the left upon entry. A smaller circular stage straight ahead as you enter. Circular stage has about a dozen vertical bars extending from high...

Made a stop at Dolls on a Friday just after lunch. As usual, it was pretty slow with only about 8 dancers present. They normally rotate every 3 songs during the day instead of 2 at night so that part is a little annoying. Smoking is allowed...

We stopped by on a Monday after work with the wife in tow. Cover was $15 total for both of us, not sure if she was free or not. We arrived around 6pm. There were 3-4 customers present. Door girl wasn't the most welcoming. There was a metal detector that...

I've become a regular at the club up the road from here but decided to mix it up a little and give this place another shot. Stopped in about 5pm on a Wednesday and as always the club was so dark that it took me a few mins to find...

I have been to few strip clubs in San Antonio in 2014. This club in Houston gave me the best experience of all clubs on my list so far. I visited this place on some day afternoon. Place was quiet with a dancer on stage in low light and couple...

Went to this club on a Sunday afternoon. Kinda ghetto from the outside and in a shady strip mall. As you enter there is a metal detector Club is dated on the inside but decent size.. Only 2 girls working. Manager seemed to stay out of the way. A few...

The first thing you notice when you enter this club is that you cannot see anything, because the low level lighting especially if you enter on daytime and the sun is shining. You’ll need to stand at the entrance of a few minutes to get your eyes accustomed to the...

In town for a meeting, had been to st. James it was ok. Wanted to try something new so went to dolls. Pulled into lot and lots of cars, no valet which is nice. Went in 10 cover, more than ok with that. Inside is very dark, only saw maybe...

I came here some time ago because I was in the area. The club is average size and the girls at the time were ok. I got dances from two different girls and left afterwards. The dances I got from the first girl went well and she offered extras but...

I went to this club on a Friday afternoon for a short visit. I was in a strip club hopping mood that day, as I had just come from St. James down the street. It is quite different from St. James. It was free to get in, but I hadn't...

As mentioned before this place can be hit or miss and mostly was a miss this night. No cover at door but added to price of my beer when I finally got a waitress to serve me. Something like $5-10 for cover and $7-8 for the beer -...

I will first start by saying this place is really hit or miss. With the Church being right down the street most girls end up working there but this place still is available for some nice fun. Got in around 10 and was about 8 girls around. ...

Went in last Saturday and it was a grave yard. It was maybe 7 when I got there and there was maybe 1 girl on the floor. The waitresses were nice, and made sure you had something to drink. I decided to hang around for a little while since the...

Went in about 11 p with boyfriend. Door girl took his baseball had because they are not allowed. We went in and the waitress directed us to a table. The sound system was horrible. I could hear my boyfriend speak and we weren't even yelling. (But we typically like the...

Usually when in town I head down the street to the church but I was getting tired of the GVS that was going on and decided to give Dolls a try. First thing before even getting inside the security guard working the door/lot was awesome. Friendly dude made the sketchy...

Not a huge place, and not in the best part of town. Walked in and noticed the customers are a bit downscale from the club down the street (St James). Drinks were reasonable for a club. The girls were mostly 4-6 with one or two in the...

Club is very dim inside, took a couple minutes for vision to adjust. Threw a few dollars on the stage for dancers, most on the floor were preoccupied with other customers. After a little while, I was approached by a hot brunette named Vivian. We chatted for a few, then...

Houston Dolls is right down the street from me and I love hitting this place up during lunch. I walked in around noon this day and paid my tab and got a brew. The club is usually dead with a few guys and dancers in the club. ...

This place is a dive. I'm not sure how it looks during busier times, I came in on a Sunday afternoon (lets say 3ish) and didn't stay very long. I think there was a 5 dollar cover.

Beer isn't too expensive. There were a few girls. An older hispanic dancer...