Reviews

Headed over to the Playhouse early Saturday afternoon before the snow got too bad. I was hoping to get dances from two of the dancers who’s LDs I have been enjoying as of late, but…

I made it over the bridge to the Playhouse again. My last trip was at least 6 months back but everything the same again, this place is a total time warp with the strippers every…

So, a girl I go with, regularly, walks past me, says she'll be back, and goes to another guy. They talk, and go to the back. While hoping hes quick, im approached by…

It was a time warp at PH, with two oldies-but-goodies back from what seemed certain extinction. The club's online calendar (which is a really nice feature, and it's usually pretty accurate) listed Crystal. That's…

Just came to check out the club but couldn't help but notice how happy all the customers were. It was like walking into a great bachelor party where everyone was friends. The dancers were plentiful…

This has been my favorite club for a few years. When I do go out, this is my preferred place to go. The location isn't bad, right on a main road, easy to get to, and…

Honestly , this is the only club that guarantees you that you will be relieved. I have been to it a couple of times during the week. Fridays can get packed and I would avoid…

Went to the club on Saturday afternoon and had a great time, but this particular review’s Vampiness rating is taking a hit for the following reason: All but one of my previous visits have been during…

havent been here in awhile. Visited Erotic Cafe in pennsauken before coming here and wish i came here first. Parking lot was somewhat empty and was able to find a spot on the…

Finally had another trip to Philly and which enabled this visit to what long ago used to be my "home" club. Arrived around 1:30 pm after getting my beers down the street. Picked…

Stopped by the playhouse last evening around 8pm. Club was crowded and lots of dancers. After being sanded down paid my 10 dollars admission and found a seat. Bar was crowded and…

I have work in north Philadelphia occasionally and I always try to squeeze in a stop at the Playhouse. Stopped in early afternoon and found plenty of room around the bar. The dollar parade started…

Made it to the club for my monthly Friday night visit. I got there around 630pm as normal. Club lot was pretty empty and so was the bar. I went inside and…

I’m not sure what else to say that hasn’t been said but I’ll try. Slipped in on a Monday night around 10pm for a quick visit. I like sundays-Tuesday around that time because it’s never…

Monday may have been cyber Monday, but for me it was lap dance Monday. Normally, I have good impulse control. Yesterday was not one of those days. I went to the club with $460 in my…

I have been coming to the Playhouse for so long I don't care to remember, 20 years. It remains my favorite place in the US. BYOB, generally excellent, friendly experience sitting at the bar while…

Stopped by the place on my Thanksgiving trip, once on the way up and once on the way home. Nice club with a little big bar lined with stools and two poles connected with a…

This is actually a review to two visits one week after the other. The first time was a Saturday about two weeks ago. Popped out here on the way back from gambling at Atlantic City.…

Another successful trip was had to the Playhouse Lounge. When I was at the club last Friday, I promised one of the dancers that I would stop by on Monday and finally get some dances…

Stopped in Wednesday afternoon to check out the daytime squad. It was well worth the trip! They had a nice selection of women working, from girls in their mid to late 20's up…

It was a great experience overall. I’m not a guy who is interested in 10/10, as I don’t expect that at most strip clubs. I walked in, paid cover, I think it was…

This club is becoming a habit. It is also a quick fix solution for blue balls. For a complete review of the club’s layout and procedures, please see my first two lengthy reviews posted over…

I hadn't been here in a couple years. Those previous visits I found that the entertainers seemed to just be going through the motions, with very low energy. I vowed at the time…

I headed over to the Playhouse Lounge for a third Friday afternoon in a row. For a full description of the club, please see my previous two extremely lengthy reviews. They should give you a…

I was able to stop in Playhouse Saturday afternoon. Erica, Tatianna, Milla, Rosa, Samantha, Kianni, Andrea were all working. Only 1 girl dancing on stage at a time. 5 dollar cover, normal…