Reviews

Hit up the Playhouse monday afternoon, it was sleeting and icy outside which likely explained the very few customers there, probably around 5? I live far away from the Playhouse and can only visit when…

I love this place, at least a dozen Brazilian girls with one goal in mind...to make you happy. Yeah like any club there's a few that should retire. Just give them a 1$ and say…

This club was in my bucket list since it has second highest number of reviews next to follies. Thanks to TUSCL members who suggested me some clubs for my PA visit. You guys are really…

I've been here a few times now, and it's a pretty consistent experience. I paid $5 for my water, and took a seat on one of the stools (which might be my only complaint…

My favorite at Playhouse is and always has been Georgia, the thick blonde who usually dances late at night. My work schedule begins at 4am, so its difficult for me to stop by Playhouse. Love…

I almost never go on a Thursday but did this week. Got there at 8 pm and the parking lot was pretty empty. Went inside and paid $10 with a quick pat down and…

Was there on a Tuesday evening and again on Wednesday afternoon. Got to sample Rayne, Daisy, Jessica, Jillian, Shakira, Jade, and Talika or Kalita. Of that group, Rayne was the best and Talika/Kalita…

For a club in Burlington I did not expect much and the ambience was per expectation. Nothing fancy but clean and large. The stage is somewhat segregated from the seating area. The quality doesn't seem to…

Had some time to kill on Saturday evening so stopped by Playhouse. Walked in, paid the fee and took a seat at the bar. As soon as I down, Shakira stopped by to say hi.…

I stopped by on a Wednesday afternoon. There was a modest crowd of about a dozen guys. The parking lot was not private and motorists passing by on route 130 could easily spot you walking…

This is the place you go for a sure thing. Most of the women are older, with one or two who are actually very attractive. I've never tried the day shift, but here it is…

The Playhouse is the most reliable experience in the area. If you know the deal, you always get it. Even if you don't know it, you'll get it anyway. This visit was on a Wednesday,…

This place hasn’t changed much over the years, including some of the Brazilians that have been there forever. The men’s room was always minimal, two urinals and a toilet. No stalls, walls or TP.…

I was sitting at the bar waiting for my favorite to come out when a very attractive Blonde with large bolt-ons named Roxy stopped by. She gave me a nice bar stool dance and…

Make sure if you are planning a late afternoon trip to be served by yiur bartender before 600 pm. Cover goes from 5 to 10, and 15 on fri or sat. you can still catch…

Headed over to the Playhouse early Saturday afternoon before the snow got too bad. I was hoping to get dances from two of the dancers who’s LDs I have been enjoying as of late, but…

I made it over the bridge to the Playhouse again. My last trip was at least 6 months back but everything the same again, this place is a total time warp with the strippers every…

So, a girl I go with, regularly, walks past me, says she'll be back, and goes to another guy. They talk, and go to the back. While hoping hes quick, im approached by…

It was a time warp at PH, with two oldies-but-goodies back from what seemed certain extinction. The club's online calendar (which is a really nice feature, and it's usually pretty accurate) listed Crystal. That's…

Just came to check out the club but couldn't help but notice how happy all the customers were. It was like walking into a great bachelor party where everyone was friends. The dancers were plentiful…

This has been my favorite club for a few years. When I do go out, this is my preferred place to go. The location isn't bad, right on a main road, easy to get to, and…

Honestly , this is the only club that guarantees you that you will be relieved. I have been to it a couple of times during the week. Fridays can get packed and I would avoid…

Went to the club on Saturday afternoon and had a great time, but this particular review’s Vampiness rating is taking a hit for the following reason: All but one of my previous visits have been during…

havent been here in awhile. Visited Erotic Cafe in pennsauken before coming here and wish i came here first. Parking lot was somewhat empty and was able to find a spot on the…

Finally had another trip to Philly and which enabled this visit to what long ago used to be my "home" club. Arrived around 1:30 pm after getting my beers down the street. Picked…