Playhouse Lounge
​1205 US Route 130 N Burlington, NJ 08016

Another Tuesday afternoon...

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DocAlonzo
May 10, 2018, 11:50 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Afternoon

Stopped by on a Tuesday afternoon, you've all read the about the clubs layout and what it looks like so I wont bore you with those details. It was about 1pm and there were about 10 dancers sitting back left corner and about 6 customers. I felt like a marked man as I picked my seat with my 12 pack in hand. Lisa was the juice-jockey for the day and she put my beer on ice and I was ready to go. Precious was the first dancer to approach. Precious is about mid-20's, Puerto-Rican, tattooed back and a very pretty face! After some bar side chit-chat and touchy feel stuff, off we went to the room for a dance. Precious is sweet but her dances were as though she just read the book Couch Dances for Dummies and was following the instructions. She's very mechanical, the only thing missing were the foot prints on the floor so she knew where to stand next. Fortunately, she was familiar with the Playhouse "Handshake" so she applied the magic lotion from her bag and off she went. After two dances I was done and back bar-side I went and crossed her off my dance card. The usual cast of characters Mercedes, Samantha, Rosa, Sabrina, Angel, Andrea and Ruby were there just to name a few. And say what you want about the older dancer's that I don't dance with, they seem to have their own clientele so like my mom used to say, "there's a lid for every pot!" So about an hour has passed and I decide to try Angel, Brazilian, pretty face, bubble butt and nice perky tits; off we go to the room. Angel was very touch feely and open for me to be just as touchy feely and surprisingly, she knows the Playhouse handshake as well! She's a kisser and loved the FIV so a fun four dances was spent with her; I'll be back for her! Back bar-side I went, a couple stopped by for the dollar parade and it was time to go. I didn't finish all 12 beers but its better to have and not drink than want to drink and not have. Playhouse...always a good time!

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