Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club Reviews

I visit this club on and off for the last year. The service is good and the staff is friendly. The dancers... vary. They are all pretty but a few of them have absolutely...

So first of all, I gave the club a 6 on physical rating - but its a nice club inside, pool tables and its clean, the only problem is a very strong paint thinner/gas...

I recently spent several months working in New Jersey and every other weekend I found a way to make it to Torpedo's. This should tell you that I kinda like the place. ...

I've been to enough clubs to appreciate Torps all the more. We all know it's about the almighty dollar, but many of the dancers come across as more sweet and less money hungry. I...

I decided to stop by Torpedos with some friends the other night. I hadn't been there for about a year, because I live out of state now. Basically Torpedos is the only...

Have not been here for a while so stopped by for a quick beer and to see some dancers. Nothing much changed since last visit, typical NJ bikini bar. The girls are average, couple...

I visit Torpedo's occasionally, most recently on a late Monday afternoon. There were the usual Brazilian and Russian girls,3 on stage at a time. They were mostly 6's or 7's, but there were a...

Went to Torpedo's noticed that it was mostly brazilian and russian girls. Talked to the Russian girls, said they shifted between Paterson NJ strip joints. Most of the dancers seem uninterested in what they...

I've been to Torps several times, and it's always pretty much the same. The Russian dollar parade is constantly in full effect. Generally 15 min sets, and the girls will make the...

Have been here a few times and the place is pretty average. There were a lot of Russian dancers who are true dollar parade pros. There are some pool tables to help...

Went there several times recently, Wed and Friday nights. Plenty of woman, most of them good looking, but a few chunky ones. At least half russian and a few black and white...

Had no other place to go so stopped by Torpedo's to see some dancers, have some cold beer and get out of the sun. All was accomplished! Club was a stage wrapped by...

Very easy to find on Main St, and just off of I-287, and easy parking nearby. Seems like a reasonably safe area. No cover. Drinks are cheap and I got lots...

A couple of visits during a recent trip to the area. In the afternoon it was mostly cute brazilian girls. Not that busy so plenty of attention from the girl, but the inevitable dollar...

Torpedos is a safe, local, blue collar mens club. During the day there are 6 or so dancers, mainly hispanic, Russian and Brazilian. The girls are solid 6-8s and are freindly. You can sit...

I had a reasonable experience since I was looking at something closer home. There is a lot of pressure to part with your 1USD at the rate of 1 per hour!! However the private...

My first visit in a while. Talent on stage was OK, not great but OK, you sit at the bar and the girls dance on the stage sometimes stepping off stage to take...

The women were very good looking. Most were young with tight bodies. A few older and few with a little meat on them. Almost all were Brazilian or Russian. The dances I got were...

Usually go to this club during the afternoon for the HOT brazilians. There are a couple that are extremely hot including a Penelope Cruz look a like. Tipping the bouncer in the...

was there last week not what it used to be. last time before this visit i was there there was alot of good looking women on stage young and older. drinks werent...

went there after work. most of the dancers were above average. some i thought looked bad, but most were decent with a couple standouts. russian girl gave me a great lap dance. worth the...

Bottom line- Not a bad place if your expectations are low but not worth travelling out of your way. Stopped by midweek in the evening. Dancers are attractive enough and friendly but is definately not...

A decent club; been going on and off for years. I live in the general area, and its convenient in comparison to, say hiking it up to Delilah's in Sayreville, or Go Go...

Was here again for a brief stop. High percentage of dances to customers. None of the girls were particularry attractive on this trip just your "normal" Jersey bikini club tyope girls. I did not...

Not a complete waste of time but not worth traveling to either. Mostly eastern european and brazilian dancers the night I visited. Most were in the 5-7 range with perhaps an 8 in the mix....