Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club Reviews

Stopped by after a long absence. This is your typical NJ bikini club. Was somewhat less crouwded than normal this evening. Mostly Eastern European girls and "American" girls this evening, big...

Typical NJ bikini club. Lots of dancers work the evening shift and the evening I was there, they tended to be on the chunky side. Did find one very cute and sexy blond russian...

The place was lame today. Two of the women were hot, the rest were not. Several of them were unattractive. My dance with one , name started with an L, was quite good. She...

Every go-go has its day, and fortunately my last trip to Torps was one of them. Good selection of talent with a solid backroom for dances. There is good privacy and the...

Stopped by on Monday evening, there were about 7 girls working, most were in the 5 to 6 range and thats probably being generous. About half of them Hispanic (Bound Brook is about...

Back in NJ on business again, and thought I'd check out another club. Last time I was here, I tried a place down the street, and didn't have a good experience, but this looks...

Usually a lot of decent looking girls in the 7-9 range, but the dollar parade can be relentless. My experiences with the lap dances here have always been on the tame side, in...

Visited the club a couple of times over the past several weeks, both in the afternoon and the evening. Afternoons are pretty tame with 4-6 dancers working, many of whom are a bit...

Dropped down at torpedos last Saturday evening. The place is pretty spacious with lots of pool tables, TVs etc. The gals ranged from 4-6 with Dianne an 8, too bad she did'nt care for...

Dropped in for lunch last Mon afternoon. Only 4 other customers in the entire place, with about 8 girls dancing. $3 beer and $2 cheeseburger with some eye candy does make a...

The new management at this club is changing things. Can't tell yet if it is for the better or worse. The big sign outside screams new management, but more police watching the place does...

Stopped in last Fri night for one last round before heading home. Eye candy was good as ever. Place was hopping, a far cry from the few patrons up the road where...

We ended up at torpedos as it turned out to be the nearest club from our place. The club is bigger than all the near by clubs . The gals mostly europeon were good....

Stopped by on a Saturday night to have a beer, watch the b-ball games and see what was going on. The good things are that the beer is relatively cheap ($3 for a...

Over the years, the looks have slowly declined. In the last few months, I have had just so much fun here, it is unreal. Like anywhere else, when you are a regular customer you...

Stopped in on a Wednesday afternoon and actually had a pretty good time. There were half a dozen girls working and they ranged from slightly above average to very good. One of...

Torpedoes is a pretty good go-go bar. It gets pretty crowded on weekends at night; it's more manageable on weekdays and/or earlier in the evening. Expect to get hit up for a...

Decided to drop by on a Wed night since I was in the area. Girls were attractive and the beer was relatively inexpensive ($3 draft). However, dollar parade was in full force,...

Stopped by for the first time in a while, its a typical bikini bnar, but good mix of women and good bar service. Did not partake in any dances this visit, but would definitly stop...

This is my favorite club. Just visited the other night, and had such a good time I had to write a little something about it. Usually you find Russian girls, and that's the good...

Torpedoes took me by surprise. All the other clubs in the area are desperate, but i went in anyway. And I'll go back when next in the area. The bar area seems really normal,...

Went yesterday mid-afternoon, had a dance with Nadia, LD was very good, lots of good grinding. I encourage you to tip the bouncer. Nice little Neighborhood bar. Lots of TV's running...

Cross between a local hangout and a "mens club". Safe neigborhood. Girls are diverse, american, euro, latino most of which range from a 5-8. Private dances are available but are tame and you generally...

went to club on tuesday for a couple LD's and a massage . tuesday they have a special 2 Ld's for 25 and the girls are hot . But the best is the...

This is a typical NJ bikini bar, stopped in for a quick beer ($3.75) several girls working ranged from 5's to 6's, one girl a 7. Did nto sample private dances this trip,...