The House
3530 Georgia Ave NW Washington, DC 20010

Still the best club in DC, but not as nasty as it used to be on this visit

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Sammy63
Jul 28, 2024, 6:08 PM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

I arrived at the House on a Thursday evening around 9:30. It has no parking lot, but street parking is usually very easy to find. I entered and was greeted by a security guard who told me Thursdays are now a $10 entry fee and all drinks are $10. And, as usual, I was encouraged to go directly to the bar to buy a drink. Entry fee is usually around $20 here.

 

The bar tender is an older, dark-skinned woman with very large, natural breasts. Her top was unbuttoned so low, one of her tits was hanging out, with a nice firm nipple showing. I ordered a beer and tipped her $2 between those big tits, with her putting my hand on the one that was hanging out for a good feel.

 

There were about 8 dancers there. There were dancers of all sizes, but they were all attractive. Most were 7's or 8's with one light-skinned stunner, I would rate a 9 for sure! The club has one main stage and two side stages. All three stages were in use the entire time I was there. This is a fully nude club, and dancers waste no time getting naked and showing you every inch. You can get up close to all of the stages, and I saw some amazing kittys, from pretty ones with inside lips, to a big fat one with lips that were huge.

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