Getting Getting those how are you doing text from dancers?

I did when I was living in North Dakota working as a pizza guy. One night at work during a blizzard, a dancer from Minneapolis texted me, just wanted to chat. Yeah -- no. Safety of my car comes first.

Another dancer from Indianapolis texted me, gave me the "slow night, wanna stop by routine." Sorry. Not only am I at work, I'm 900 miles away. Another time maybe.

Did the oil money filter all the way down to the pizza guys?

Got two from two dancers. Told then I have work, can't make it

What they are really asking is 'How is your wallet doing' and would you like to empty it on me.

What @slutfinder said

@ivvaicni, nah, I never saw any oil money. Wasn't looking for it either, though.

I'm getting a cluster of sugar baby activity out of the blue also. The economy tanking is a boon for us!

Why would anyone ever give a low life stripper their number?

I like it when they text me.

"Why would anyone ever give a low life stripper their number?"

Some of you guys act like burner numbers aren't free. Or that you're obligated to do anything when a dancer writes you. This is supposed to be a hobby. It's not that serious.

I do not currently have something set up where dancers can either text me or call me on the phone. I have been in this hobby 15 years and have made several hundred visits to strip clubs but have dropped my visits from once a week to once a month. I foresee us entering an economic crisis.This means customer spending will drop in strip clubs and strippers will become increasingly aggressive in trying to drum up business. I do not like any high pressure sales tactics at the strip club, preferring a more relaxed atmosphere, but I think those days are ending.

They say the want asian baby