The most important religious question of our time

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If I remember my Sunday school classed correctly, God made man in his own likeness. Then he didn't want Man to be alone so he made woman out of one of his ribs.

And then the McRib was invented.

I don't know why people are so worried about this. Who is God going to date?

...and he dictated the original and only true Bible in King Jame's English!! 😖🤔🙄😉

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God is a Puerto Rican janitor: youtube.com

} } } } } ' 🌍 - - - 🌎 - - - 🌏 } } } } } | ⭐' the almighty creator of star dust ' ✓ would only want women for body dust a girls body of dust is smooth, soft & feminine for seeing, feeling smelling & interaction! I don't think the almighty would wanna harder man look that would "buck off" for adult fun.

I thought God was George Burns but later came back as Morgan Freeman.

Not that it matters; Hegseth wouldn't recognize either of them.

Almost forgot: God also appeared as Alanis Morissette.

And Hegseth still wouldn't recognize any of them.

Pansexual polyamorous hermaphrodite.

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^ Geez, is that Cthullu's disowned third cousin?

It's the Flying Spaghetti Monster ( en.wikipedia.org ).

I doubt Kegbreath lets anyone put Pastafarian on their dog tags.