Stripper Social Media Rants

Maybe this one should work at a club knows as a whorehouse

Name checks out to be posting things like this without their knowledge.

Its on their public instagram.

I agree on thr brush your teeth before going. Tbh, you be doing that wherever you go. Mfkers that go out not showering, breath smelling like shit, got mental issues no cap.

Now here's where I call bullshit. Strippers always saying how you're 'screwing them' out of their money if you go to the club and don't spend. No the fuck you're not. You're not entitled to my money just like im not entitled to your body. If I go to a bar and get water, should they kick me out for not getting a drink? 9/10 they won't. The fact you're there is good for the establishment bc you're likely to spend on something in there. And even if you don't, dude, this is a public open establishment I can come in here and do what I want so long as im following the rules.

If you're not making money that's your problem not ours.

That’s like half the guys at cheetah Pompano at the closest bar on a Monday-Wednesday

Other than the "not tipping" portion, the same cluld be written about some strippers. Regarding not getting dances...they are "strip clubs", not "LD clubs".

Even though most of us want a dance, they don’t have to perform. All they gotta do is look attractive and smile maybe.

Here is a rant from the other side :-)

Been going to clubs for 40+ years and the last 10 or so years the quality of the girls has been steadily decreasing in my area and I would think many other areas as well. When I started going the clubs were generally filled with dancers and patrons. The majority of the dancers looked good, had a good attitude, were friendly and the customers were spending money.

For a good bit of those 40 years the dance prices were also quite reasonable. Many of the girls 'made bank' via volume. Now it seems like most girls just want to do a few high priced dances. The last dance I had 6 months ago the girl demanded that I tip her X number of dollars up front once we got to the back. Kinda killed the mood then and there and I have not been back since.

My general rule is that for me to get a dance the girl has to look good, have a nice personality and smile, able to carry a conversation and for there to be some sort of vibe that makes me feel good. Otherwise my response is a polite 'maybe later'. Let's face it we are all there to feel good and have fun and if these two things are present then spending will follow. I am not there to simply give my money to your bitchy/miserable ass.

The clubs in my area have gotten to the point where there are usually more girls than customers. In fact over the last few months I have attempted to go to clubs multiple times only to get there and see just a few cars (5 to 6) in the parking lot. Which usually means few girls and few if any customers. So I don't even bother going in any more as I already know I will not be having a good time. The few times that I have gone in I sat there wondering what the hell I was thinking to waste my time coming here and leave. Fairly disappointing as I would prefer to have a good time.

The other thing that is disappointing is that many girls think that growing a big fat booty on themselves is attractive and that shaking that fat thang in my face will loosen up my wallet. While it may get you attention in da hood it is not attractive to those of us who have money. Excessive tasteless tattoos are the same. In both cases my reply is an instant 'maybe later'.

Also coming up to me and the first words out of your mouth are 'do you want a dance' is a show stopper. Take a few minutes and talk with me. Give me the illusion that your interest is in more than my wallet.

Bringing your looser boyfriend to the club is also not a wise choice. No one with money to spend wants to see the looser that you will be giving it to when you go home. We also do not want to pay for your insincere attention after having seen the looser that you are fucking for free.

The bottom line is that we are the consumers, provide a product we want at a reasonable price and we will likely buy it. If not, it is a waste of time for those of us with a good amount of disposable income.

Not every dancer is going to be attractive to every customer. In fact some are outright boner-killers. So yeah, there are some who I will actively avoid looking at, whether that means looking at my phone or the TV or a waitress, instead of interacting with such a dancer. I do make some effort not to be obviously rude about it. However, I agree that a customer shouldn't be falling asleep (probably an overserving issue).

Rants

I have seen the quality of strippers drop in a strip club because there are few big spending customers there. After the last pretty stripper is gone all the nonspending customers abandon visiting the club.

I don’t give much thought to stripper social media rants. It’s pretty much understood that anyone in any industry complains their customers, but can’t do without them.

One thing I miss about my work environment 30 years ago was I could be myself more, not have to worry as much about saying something that had any edge to it. That was less true in my later jobs, but they paid better. I just waited for off hours to vent my true tasteless self. For strippers, we are their work. If she has to hold in her negative opinions about me while she's with me, not the end of the world for either of us. But, everyone I'm around has the right to expect me to be clean and polite.

@slutfinder is spot on. I have to wonder if he clubs around Fort Myers. All of my recent visits have been a stripper:PL ratio of 4:1. I wish I was exaggerating. My biggest challenge in finding new hires at work and new CFs at the club all seem to boil down to one trait widespread amongst Zoomers: they can't have an in-person conversation. When they try, they too often sound like complete idiots. I have often wondered if they would come across better if I tried to do the interview or get to know the dancer over texts. (But then they would use too many emojis and I don't speak hieroglyphics.)

Demanding attitudes like that just reek of entitlement and a screw loose. Bottom line is men tip and purchase LDs from entertainers they find attractive. If customers are not interesting in her or her company, it's more about the girl than the customers. As the years go on, the girls in this industry have gotten fatter and less attractive so it only follows that some men will not be easily moved. And don't get me started on this new trend of girls asking for "rejection tips" whenever I am not interested.

Waiting for the strippers in Seattle to rant about the fans from Iran and Egypt.

I hear they put cologne on their nuts!

Its crazy that someone up above claimed you needed to get their permission to repost these things

@docsavage “ After the last pretty stripper is gone all the nonspending customers abandon visiting the club.”

Your saying nonspending customers are only there to look at pretty girls on stage? I dont get your point

Whether someone agrees or not slutfinder above mostly nailed the truth about how things are! Nothing else to add ATM.