Hungry? What is your favorite food source at a strip club?

One of the clubs used to have a kitchen, and the guy would deliver to other clubs. Good food, cheap, and it never made anyone sick that I ever heard of. Unfortunately, he stopped when that club closed, and he hasn't started up anywhere else. Wish he would.

I bring food in for my ATF and myself. The last thing I need is to get the runs at a strip club from the food they make and have to use the bathroom which is not up to my standards..

#3 has been good to me over the years.

I've found some clubs near me (central NJ) have great food. First is Lookers by Newark Airport. They are attached to a diner. Not sure if same owner, but there's a passageway and the food comes straight through from the kitchen. Limited menu in the bar, but good food. Even steaks not bad. Others around the area are Cheeques, Breathless, and Titillations. If a place serves food but looks sketchy or I know the food sucks, I'll eat somewhere else. My old favorite place Bottoms Up in Irvington didn't serve food so sometimes I'd order a couple pizzas and share with the girls and staff.

By the way, if Bottoms Up DID have food I probably wouldn't eat it. Place was nasty as fuck! But I sure do miss the entertainment there.

If I go to a strip club far away it gives me a chance to eat in a restaurant nearby so I do that before I go to the club.

1,3,5 for me. Done #4 on rare, isolated occasions.

Places I've been:

Penthouse Baltimore - good food, reasonable price

Savannah's on Hanna : ditto

Fantasies: Used to be really good but now is kind of meh. If schedule permits, I will avail myself of the many great places in Glen Burnie.

Good Guys in DC: good food reasonable price. I have eaten there often, but I'm also drawn to Rockland:s bbq directly across the street.

Gentlemen's Gold Club Baltimore: they serve food, but with Cap's Pit Beef in the same lot, I will probably never sample theirs.

Paper Moon, Springfield VA: decent food, OK price but I would prefer some of the places around it.

I have eaten at Cheetah Pompano, Desires and Rhode Island Dolls, but not in the past ten years. The food was always ok, but food and strippers don't mix imo. I also dislike any type of sexual activity on a full stomach and love the impact of alcohol on an empty stomach. I will go and either eat when I get home or just fast for the day and start eating the next.

Totally depends on the club. I have been in some clubs where the food was as good as any 5 star restaurant. Men's Club in Houston is fabulous. Scores in Tampa is an excellent steak house. The buffet at Baby Dolls Dallas is not bad. Then other's I would not dare eat inside. When I go into a club, I'm on limited time and am on a mission. I look for the most time efficient way to find what I went inside for, achieve that goal, then get out.

In Baltimore -

The Millstream Inn has had good food for many years. I don't eat there often, but have never been disappointed.

Gentlemen's Gold Club has Chap's Pit Beef in the parking lot. The original location, which now has a few in the Baltimore area. It's been featured on the Food Network, and many people go there in spite of its location.

There was a local strip club, which is no longer in business, had a cook who was a graduate of the Culinary Institute of America. The club had great food; I was never disappointed. At night, the club would have free gourmet pizza. Again, never disappointed.

RI Dolls had some excellent food and specials about 10+ years ago. The cook got into an accident and food headed south. The last time I ordered something, it was simple like a panini and the dancer also ordered something simple. I didn't recognize the waitress, she was new, and she turned out to be a ROB. I was grossly overcharged and the check was illegible. I didn't want to argue so I paid it, but saved some money with a zero tip. Never again ordered food there.

1. Knowing what day the church ladies will be bringing food to the club. :)

“Strip clubs have the best food”-Carmelo Anthony, millionaire former NBA player

The Lodge Dallas and The Men’s Club of Dallas have excellent food.

I like the hamburger at hi liter in Phoenix. I’ve also had good food at bare elegance LAX.

Also like the food in hong kong tj.

i get the chicken and BAKED POTATO - as all girls know what this means.. CHICKEN AND POTATO!!!

maybe the OP just means he EATS OUT and has an STD

I've done all of 1-5, but frankly, it was mediocre food regardless of which option it was.

I forgot, for one club I went to, there was walking next door to KFC. I don't think fried chicken and mashed potatoes w/ gravy is strip club food

Eat after typically, I'm more focused on the girl than getting something to eat.

Some clubs have good menus and kitchens. I've eaten meals many times in clubs. Often for convenience and sometimes to earn points with a stripper. I was known as the customer who fed Robin at one club, got to be our habit.

I've been to clubs that had good complimentary buffets and horrendous ones. I haven't come across one in years.

Haven't hit a club with a food truck that I recall. Never ordered in or bought food. Been to clubs where it's common for dancers to order in.

eight, not 1