2 weeks ago

morbid: how many of your Facebook friends are deceased

I've got about a thousand Facebook friends.

So far, 20 deceased--14 dudes, 6 gals.

Kinda morbid for a Friday, but let's get into it.

So, one day, it crossed my mind that I could name a few dudes, just off the top of my head, that I knew who had died. But, I couldn't immediately think of a single lady I personally knew who died, off the top of my head. Felt like so many dudes I knew were dead and all these ladies were alive.

So I went through my friends list on Facebook and counted all the dead folks. I'm surprised I made it to 6 dead ladies; I couldn't think of a single deceased chick.

Only 20 dead Facebook friends out of nearly 1,000 friends shocked TF outta me. Thought the number would be way higher. I've been on Facebook for 20 years, too.

I'm pleasantly surprised. Everybody's still alive lol

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ThePuddyTat

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2 weeks ago

Only one that I know of, and it's a cat. But a lot are classmates (I'm on the younger side, FB peaked when I was in school) I haven't talked to in ages.

Jascoi

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2 weeks ago

When I went to my 50th high school reunion at least 10% of my classmates were dead.

Jascoi

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2 weeks ago

And I didn’t recognize 90% of my still living classmates. Of course I look one hell of a lot older too.

DandyDan

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2 weeks ago

I got 5 for sure, but my dead aunt had 3 different accounts, which is weird because I don't remember her ever using any of them, other than sending friend requests.

rawhide2

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2 weeks ago

zero and they all still vote. who the fuck has a 50th anniversary??? wtf is that and you are still active here? why so you have a pedo fetish?

MrBater2010

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2 weeks ago

I don't have a clue. Everyone who screamed my Freedumb shit during COVID earned an unfriend and block award from me. And now I am surprised the Freedumb didn't get flagged as a spelling error. F them, I have gotten the vaccine multiple times, it has been 2 years, and I am still alive, go nanites!!!!

skibum609

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2 weeks ago

I have never been on facebook. I don't even have an office website. I don't have my name on the sign outside our firm.

nicespice

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2 weeks ago

@Dandydan was it maybe for FarmVille or one of those games back in the day?

I know two that have passed away.

DandyDan

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2 weeks ago

@nicespice possible. I did play Words With Friends with her a few times.