Generational

yeah, Muddy may just be goat...

Re: Shadowguy - Shadowcat?

OP just found something lamer than liking your own comment.

Shadowcat sorry for the typo

TUSCL legends would be a better term

Calling yourself a legend is top tier...

But is anyone else a bit upset at the lack of mention of Juicebox or any of his other aliases?

"Calling yourself a legend is top tier..."

Lol I missed that. He's not even the most known TUSCLer from Dallas. I don't care for lists myself but there's definitely a recency bias. If you're going to make a generational list, at least be around long enough to know which generation the names go with...

Honored to be in the TUSCL Mount Rushmore 😂

Is San Francisco guy San_Jose_Guy or Subraman? Or a blend of the two?

But I’d like to add mikeym and minnow there (and they can be carved right next to each other on this Mount Rushmore) I’m sure they would love that.

Call.Me.Ishmael comes and goes, but has been prolific.

Ninabambina, as far as I know, was a dancer who was introduced to the site because Detroit tusclers were talking about her, so she created an account. She stuck around regularly for several years, even if she has gone more quiet.

RomanicLover is the forefather of the trolls, who inspired many others after him.

Founder literally made the site.

There’s plenty of other names I’m skipping.

@nicespice is definitely a legend on the stripper side of things. Great contributor from the female point of view, much needed.

This was just a list of names that came off the top of my head when I was drunk and made this post. Definitely missing a few names. Feel free to add names you feel have achieved legendary status on this great website TUSCL.

@Minnow is definitely an OG still pushing.

His oldest review on here is showing from September of 2005, and he just left a review this month.

Shadow is the best

I don't like the idea of being mounted next to mikey m. But if there's a wall of shame for Tuscl trolls, mikey m belongs on it. For anybody bored, just scroll through some 2001 Oddysey reviews between mid 2016 and early 2024. His adjudication snarks and posted manifestos make for good case studies on mental illness.

@Muddy: Who are we missing? Pauldrake?

@rawhide2 and @whiskers13! are BDD enthusiasts, so they definitely deserved to be on the list.

Yeah tons of dudes. We need Papi back though. When a Papi Chulo review dropped that was an event on here.

Hey, don't forget Lap Dance King. The LDK term was even coined in his honor.

"This was just a list of names that came off the top of my head when I was drunk and made this post. Definitely missing a few names."

And yet while sober you're still not clued in to how hilarious it was you put your name on the list. In true TUSCL tradition I'm now deciding to troll you now that you've earned it.

"Feel free to add names you feel have achieved legendary status on this great website TUSCL."

I'm going to feel free to remove names because they have not achieved legendary status, and to make it fun guess which one I'm starting with?

^ lol at wall's last sentence! Honestly there's only a couple actual legends mentioned above, the others I would consider just random names.

Actually maybe 4 or 5 guys tops above can be considered TUSCL legends.

Okay, Imma chime in on the whole TUSCL legends thing. OP was correct regarding the dugan of course. My brother from a hairless ape mother is indeed a legend.

And the San Jose Ape is indeed a legend. Remember when the San Jose Ape got his knickers all in a twist over some beef and was all “Imma superglue your butthole shut” and then shit got really weird. And if you can’t remember that it may be the Jack talking, but I’m 98% sure somebody on TUSCL threatened to superglue somebody else’s butthole. Of course, the wacko OP called him San Francisco Ape…WTF?

Imma just finish by sayin’ you can’t designate yourself a frickin’ legend. Legendary status must be bestowed by others. Indeed, anybody who designates themselves a legend should have their butthole stapled shut! ROAR!!!

To everything there is a season...

I had a good run and did some truly ridiculous things, only a fraction of which I chronicled on here. But now I'm just doing the local yokel thing. Hard to believe that I've been bumping around on this thing for 17 years. I was one of the young guys when I got here. Now I'm advancing in age.

Circumstances forced me to concentrate almost all of my time and resources on my children, while I am still healthy enough to do so. By the time I have them all on their feet living their best lives, I'll be too old to resume that lifestyle.

So moving forward I'll just have to live vicariously through the next younger generation of headcases and other degenerates. 😉