I don't get out much nowadays, so when I go to a club I would like to see beautiful women. TUSCL club reviews rate people, but that includes all staff. Also, I think that people scores now reflect more "extra" potential than good looks. When I used to go to clubs often, and I mean like 40 years ago, there were many clubs that you could depend on for beautiful young women to admire. Examples: Baby Dolls in Dallas, Lumberyard in Des Moines, Chorus Line in Davenport, Deja Vu in Minneapolis, and Bean Snappers near Appleton. In recent years, the only place that I have seen mostly attractive dancers is Silk in Madison. So my question is, are there still places that are dependable for beautiful 20 to 30-year-old fit entertainers? A sub-question might be, could we maybe start weighing looks more heavily into the people score in reviews?


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Objectively, there’s not as many super hot dancers now as there were 20 or 30 years ago.
And you feel robbed because...why? Do you think 10 women who look like Demi Moore or Kim Basinger are auditioning at your local club every week? And the club is telling them, nope, sorry we're looking for LIzzo look-a-likes?
Me personally, I prefer a purple-haired Gen-Z-er over a bimbo-froed Gen-X-er.
What is "hot" varies from PL to PL. Muffin Tops & and big butts are RIGHT OUT, as is excessive make-up, funky nails, silicon & Botox.
Everyone does have their favorite type. At the same time, males are hardwired to seek out younger and healthier females because if they mate with them they are more likely to produce offspring. Most strip club customers certainly are not trying to have babies with strippers but are still attracted to those they could get pregnant. This is why strip clubs are not filled with strippers in their fifties and sixties.
There are fewer attractive girls in my local Indianapolis strip clubs now but that is because there are fewer big spending customers now. They would rather spend the evening with a good looking boyfriend if the strip club customers are not spending money.
When I rate 'people' that's just the dancers. My club (daytime) has a (male) DJ/bouncer and a female bartender. Don't care about him and I just buy 1 water, make change, tip a buck
It is best when reviews decried dancers overall, then details on 'your type' that you got dances with.
My club is fairy 'dependable for beautiful 20 to 30-year-old fit entertainers', though that's usually 2-4 of the 7-10 there. Agree with your assessment, fewer babes than used to be.
My stomping ground has always been Minneapolis. Up until 10 years ago there were always a few dancers that rated 9 or better in anyone's book. I mean even if they weren't your "type", you could still admit they were beautiful.
That is no longer the case. Maybe it ended during the Covid years. A couple years ago I got dances from a dancer who was a solid 9, plus a good attitude. But that has become rare. Pre-Covid, there could be four girls in a club at the same time that were 9 or higher. For quite a few years, beautiful girls were not too proud to strip at the high end clubs. That has changed, and I don't know why.
More women are willing to air dance, so air dance clubs reject more dancers. There use to be more air dance clubs.
There are fewer attractive dancers but I can find what I like. Finding the right girl in an otherwise crappy club can make a great trio.
As to ratings I’ve never looked at them. I know what clubs in an area are generally speaking my type of club and then I’m interested in specific info not numbers.
I do definitely prefer young white spinners and I’ll always pick clubs who feature that. I also care about mileage and extras. Of course if I find the right girl and take her to VIP I couldn’t care less who else is working at a club.
Rating the dancers is often the hardest part of the club review to do. I have found a fair number attractive who I am fairly certain the average strip club customer would not. Often, it comes down not to whether they were universally attractive, but whether I enjoyed their company, because who wants to hang out with people they don't enjoy being around?
@Clubfan I don’t want GND dancers (that’s soft 6). I want knockouts (8+) I think OP agrees based on my reading of his post
I don't pay much attention to the people score, unless it's below 5.
In reviews, I try to stick to dancer descriptions that are clearer. BBW, hourglass, round hips, bubble butt, spaceboobs (not possibly natural larrge, firm boobs), moonboobs (lage boobs that look like they are in 1/6 earth gravity rather than zero gravity spaceboobs), slim with subtle curves, skinny. Race, since that matters to many. Magazine pretty, which concretely and cringly means "pre-adult" characteristics, large eyes, small nose/mouth, long legs relative to torso length. Scamminess. Description of the dancers should be broken out into its own paragraph, that's easy to skip to.
I’m in Dallas, so I have no issue with a lack of attractive women! My issue is which one am I going to go see? Can’t see em all!
I wasn’t around 40 years ago. But here’s some photos from about 40 years ago from some club in LA. If that’s any representative, it seems like club aesthetic standards ebb and flow? flashbak.com
(Not to say that the women in the link I posted are bad looking—just that they don’t look like the glossy polished up women some club want)
Those were the days. No tattoos or piercings.
So far, nobody has recommended a specific club for 8+ quality entertainers. Well, except Ilovehotwhitestrippers who assured us that it is the norm in Texas. So, can anyone name some specific clubs? Imagine a situation where you just want to view hot women, and are not seeking conversation or even full contact lap dances. Sure, you could see that at some beaches, but at a beach it is creepy to stare. At a stripclub, ogling is expected.
@nicespice Interesting flash back to the '80s. Thanks for posting, a few were attractive and most were not to my liking at all. I did an occasional SC back then. I do like seeing what things looked like decades ago as an historical reminder.
@nicespice it's hopefully illegal and definitely fucked up that those pictures are on the internet. Nobody in the 1980s had reason to worry their (hard-copy) picture would end up having world-wide availability.
When I compare the "dragon ladies" to ranker.com , I don't see the big difference. Except that you're not seeing anyone's right-before-rehab picture in the second list.
@Trenchcoat
This isn’t a complete list. Some of these clubs I’ve been to. Some of these clubs, I’ve seen pictures of or met dancers who work/have worked there. This is just a general list of pickier clubs.
Bourbon Street Phoenix AZ Le Girls Phoenix AZ 4Play Los Angeles CA The Library Anaheim CA Plan B Los Angeles CA Gold Club San Francisco CA Shotgun Willies Denver CO Diamond Cabaret Denver CO La Boheme Denver CO Mynx Hartford Connecticut Scarlett’s Miami Fl E11even Miami Fl Cheetah Atlanta GA Pink Pony Atlanta GA Gold Room Chicago IL Admiral Chicago IL Dancers Indianapolis IN Flight Club Inkster MI Legends Detroit MI Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas NV Sapphire Las Vegas NV Rick’s NYC Sapphire NYC Flashdancer NYC Men’s Club Charlottsville NC Cheerleader Philadelphia PA Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach SC Palazio Austin Tx Yellow Rose Austin TX The Lodge Dallas TX Baby Dolls Dallas TX (though I think there are some dancers they just don’t kick out when they age) St James Houston TX Great Alaskan Bush Salt Lake City Utah
@mogul1985 and @ilbbaicnl Yeah, those pictures have circulated around the internet for years. It pops up on social media every once in a while. There was probably no consent, but hopefully enough years have passed that each person who worked there have plausible deniability.
Here’s also some photos from some NYC club in the 90s that circulate once in a while. huffpost.com
I thought Admiral Chicago had male dancers.
The dancers who are 2nd and 3rd for number of years I saw them OTC have danced at clubs on nicespice's list. But I met both of them when they were dancing at much less self-aggrandizing clubs. One has a figure like Riley Reid (but her nose/lips are larger). The other has a figure like Bridgette B. But I "rate" all my favs as second to none for appearance. So, obviously, I don't have a narrow "type" like many do. I've never understood being so convinced you can rate women 1 - 10 in a way that most would roughly agree on.
@nicespice it seems like those strippers were right that their trusted regular would use the pics for his personally monkey-spanking only. They just didn't anticipate the post-death disposition of the photos. Or the www.
Good looking strippers in strip clubs are that way because their mother and grandmothers picked out good looking guys to mate with. They are likely to follow the same pattern. So if they are not at work they may be off somewhere having sex with a good looking guy. If customers want them there at the strip club, they need to be spending money.
Some good looking girls do go for the ugly rich guy and have more average looking offspring. The large number of good looking women walking around, though, indicates their female ancestors did not do that.
@rickthehick it may have been your observation that hot chicks show a lot of interest in ugly guys with no money but that has not been my observation. I am seventy years old and have two college degrees. In addition to that, I have been in strip clubs several hundred times. The good looking strippers there generally ignore ugly customers unless those customers spend money on them.
@nicespice the grittiness of the B&W were really great! If Georges Seurat did photography it would have been like his pointillism Impressionist Art.
The pics Nice Spice posted were amazing in that none of the dancers were fat. N0 idea wtf happened to society.
@rickthehick the good looking strippers generally ignore the good looking customers who do not spend money because they can see good looking guys outside the strip club. It is not universally true, though, they ignore good looking guys. I have often seen strippers just hanging out with young guys their own age. If you see one spending a lot of time with an old ugly guy, chances are he is spending money on her.
There may be the rare girl who likes old men but I am not going to spend time trying to find her. If you are just ordinary looking, attractive strippers and women in general will try to fool you that you might have a chance with them if you just spend enough money on them. All my girlfriends almost immediately started having sex with me. The girls I spent months trying to win over with presents or expensive restaurant dinners generally were the ones I failed with. I have had women interested in me for my money but the age gap was only a decade. To get one much younger, you need to be rich or a celebrity.
Had anyone considered what there are less hot ladies out there to begin with? Was just in Florida, Disney parks and cruise. Scary part is that almost 80-90% of young people I ran into (under 30 yo) are out of shape somewhat, or just plain fat.
Explains a few things imho.
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