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Not sure how to feel about this...

Dec 17, 2025, 1:12 AM
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ilbbaicnl
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When she came over for OTC, she was shivering, cause she forgot her coat. So when she was leaving, I loaned her a sweatshirt. As she pulled it on, she smiled and said, "It smells like you." My never-good sense of smell has atrophied with age. But I'd hoped I didn't smell like anything. To be clear, it's a sweatshirt I'd washed and hung in my closet. Which doesn't bode well for what my clothes smell like before I wash them. It didn't seem like she thought it smelled bad. But this is a person who cracks more fart jokes than anyone else I've ever known. So her not thinking I stink may be a low bar.

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loper

She smiled. Don't overthink.

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Manuellabore

Clearly an expression of endearment

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gSteph

It smells like you(r) money 💰

Sorry 😜

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IfIGottaBeDamned

Sounds like you put a dab of Downy behind your ear before clubbing.

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PhantomGeek

Yeah, don't overthink it. A) She just might have a more sensitive nose, and B) you're probably nose-blind to your own scent.

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georgmicrodong

Or....she lied, just to get in your feels.

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K

'Or....she lied, just to get in your feels." a dancer would never play with our emotions like that. it breaks the sacred bond between dancers and PLs.

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Jascoi

My shit don't stink.

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ilbbaicnl

She says everyone's shit in the US stinks bad because of high meat consumption.

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