When she came over for OTC, she was shivering, cause she forgot her coat. So when she was leaving, I loaned her a sweatshirt. As she pulled it on, she smiled and said, "It smells like you." My never-good sense of smell has atrophied with age. But I'd hoped I didn't smell like anything. To be clear, it's a sweatshirt I'd washed and hung in my closet. Which doesn't bode well for what my clothes smell like before I wash them. It didn't seem like she thought it smelled bad. But this is a person who cracks more fart jokes than anyone else I've ever known. So her not thinking I stink may be a low bar.
Front Room
9 comments
Not sure how to feel about this...
Dec 17, 2025, 1:12 AM
comments (9)
Jump to latestClearly an expression of endearment
It smells like you(r) money 💰
Sorry 😜
Sounds like you put a dab of Downy behind your ear before clubbing.
Yeah, don't overthink it. A) She just might have a more sensitive nose, and B) you're probably nose-blind to your own scent.
Or....she lied, just to get in your feels.
'Or....she lied, just to get in your feels." a dancer would never play with our emotions like that. it breaks the sacred bond between dancers and PLs.
My shit don't stink.
She says everyone's shit in the US stinks bad because of high meat consumption.


She smiled. Don't overthink.