Two guys were out kayaking on a cold night, when they suddenly decided they would start a fire to help keep warm. Obviously, this was a really horrible idea, as the kayak itself also caught fire and then proceeded to sink. The moral of this story is:
You can't have your kayak and heat it too.
What time is it when an elephant stands on a fence? Time to fix the fence.
Kids in the 3rd grade think it's funny.
Here's one I heard on a radio station in Az.
What's the difference between light and hard? I can sleep with a light on.
WOW, a whopping THREE people contributed a silly joke! 🤣🤣🤣 But I liked all three contributions, which is what matters... All three of you are pretty cool humans. 😎
Knock knock. Who's there? We vill ask ze questions!
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Did you hear about the Irishman who tried to catch fog? He mist!