Two guys were out kayaking on a cold night, when they suddenly decided they would start a fire to help keep warm. Obviously, this was a really horrible idea, as the kayak itself also caught fire and then proceeded to sink. The moral of this story is:
You can't have your kayak and heat it too.
Did you hear about the Irishman who tried to catch fog? He mist!
What time is it when an elephant stands on a fence? Time to fix the fence.
Kids in the 3rd grade think it's funny.
Here's one I heard on a radio station in Az.
What's the difference between light and hard? I can sleep with a light on.
WOW, a whopping THREE people contributed a silly joke! 🤣🤣🤣 But I liked all three contributions, which is what matters... All three of you are pretty cool humans. 😎
Knock knock. Who's there? We vill ask ze questions!
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