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Two guys were out kayaking on a cold night, when they suddenly decided they would start a fire to help keep warm. Obviously, this was a really horrible idea, as the kayak itself also caught fire and then proceeded to sink. The moral of this story is:
You can't have your kayak and heat it too.
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last commentDid you hear about the Irishman who tried to catch fog? He mist!
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What time is it when an elephant stands on a fence?
Time to fix the fence.
Kids in the 3rd grade think it's funny.
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Here's one I heard on a radio station in Az.
What's the difference between light and hard?
I can sleep with a light on.
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WOW, a whopping THREE people contributed a silly joke! 🤣🤣🤣 But I liked all three contributions, which is what matters... All three of you are pretty cool humans. 😎
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
We vill ask ze questions!
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^ 😂😂
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Where do you get things your way?
Burger king and a happy hooker
Lulz
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